WASHINGTON, DC -  Rumors are swirling on the internet that Weiner may be providing cover for Hillary’s love interest.

It turns out that Weiner, who has designs on becoming mayor of New York recently married Huma Abedin, a top aide the top aide for Hillary Clinton.

A Muslim of Indian/Pakistani descent, Abedin is attractive, and while Bill Clinton gallivants around the world in every strip club he can find, rarely does he make an appearance with Hillary.  Abedin, on the other hand, is with Clinton day and night.

An unnamed State Department official told WWN what was already suspected about Hillary. “She is a lesbian and the Bill Clinton marriage is just a sham for public consumption.”

A top level U.S. Department of Justice official is saying off-the-record that Michael Musto’s rumor about Hillary Clinton fooling around with one of her top female aides Huma Abedin is based in reality!

“I am close enough to Hillary and Huma to tell you that this ‘rumor’ is true,� the official told WWN at a Del Taco in Georgetown.  “It is well known inside her campaign that Hillary and Huma are an item.

“If you call Hillary’s residence in DC first thing in the morning, Huma answers the phone,� the official continued. “Same thing late at night and on the road. It’s a closely guarded secret that Hillary’s inner circle guards at all costs.  For a fee, of course.�

It looks like Hillary wants to keep this in the closet. Many questioned why Hillary  suddenly dropped out of the presidential race in 2008. She wanted the White House more than life itself.  If the Obama campaign got hold of this information, that may have been the deal made with Hillary. “Obama gets the nomination, and you get Huma.”

Why would someone as driven as Clinton just quit when the brass ring was in reach?

So where does the Weiner fit in?

Weiner is a front for Huma as Bill is for Hillary. She’s happily married to a lech congressman, and Hillary is happily married to an ex-president.  Of course neither wife spends any time with their husbands, but spend an inordinate amount of time with each other.

If this all turns out to be fact, that would explain why Hillary gave up the White House bid, and is apparently deciding to never pursue it. Not as long as Obama is around. Politics ain’t pretty, but Huma is, and that was enough to make Hillary derail her own lifetime ambition. She’s now focusing on the Islamization of the United States.

What do you think?  Any truth to the rumor?

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NEW YORK – Congressman Anthony Weiner has joined the “intactivists� and the growing fight against circumcision.

Rep. Weiner (D-NY) made the announcement at a press conference this afternoon outside Mount Sinai Hospital on Manhattan’s east side.

“I’m trying to move forward as a public figure and as a progressive thinker. My goal as an elected official is to follow and explore the will of the people. And the people are saying, Congressman Weiner it’s time to stop the circumcisions. This is not about religion. I know you’ve all seen photos of me, and maybe you can’t tell, but I am also a victim of circumcision. It’s time for us to get together, and heal.�

Set to hit the ballot in San Francisco this November, the MGM (male genital mutilation) Bill calls for the circumcision of boys under the age of 18 to be considered a misdemeanor, punishable by a maximum of one year in prison and a $1,000 fine. A draft of the legislation has been written for 46 states.

Weiner has launched an online campaign to get the MGM bill on the New York City ballot this November.

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BATON ROUGE, LA—More than four out of five employees at LaPorte Technical Infrastructures prefer working after hours to braving an elevator ride with Richard, an internal com≠pany survey revealed Tuesday. “An overwhelming majority would opt to stay an extra half hour—even at the end of a long Friday—than share the same personal space with Richard for the 20 seconds it takes to get down to the lobby,” HR manager Andrea Tibbets said. “When in the elevator with Richard, 45 percent of those polled said they avoid him by patting their pockets as if realizing they’d forgotten their keys, 29 percent pretend something is wrong with their phone, and 2 percent think maybe Richard’s actually not that bad.” Company officials said they were planning to promote Richard in recognition of his role in helping to increase office-wide productivity by some 13 percent.

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Scientists Trap Antimatter For Record Time

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Scientists at CERN trapped atoms of antihydrogen for more than 16 minutes, enabling them to study the elusive material more closely than ever. What do you think?

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  That’s great. I’ve always wondered what antimatter smells like.

  Tom Eltson
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  Man! The same 16 minutes I choose to step out for a sub. Just my luck!

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  Eh, that’s not really my thing. I’m more into retrophysics—you know, the atom is the smallest particle, the universe is infinite, and everything is composed of matter.

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Wow, I guess that’s it. It’s hard to believe that after pouring my heart and soul into that show for 25 years, I’ll never tape another episode, sit down with another guest, or connect with another fan again. And thank (CENSORED)ing God for that, because I hated every moment of that piece-of-shit show.

Literally every single moment just made me want to die.

Look, I’ll be the first to tell you that my program was absolute garbage. It was 25 years of trite, predictable, emotionally manipulative drivel. I brought people on the show, I talked to them, I wanted to puke the entire time because of how stupid the whole thing was, and then, at the end of the day, it took everything in my power not to blow my own brains out. To the people who found my personality relatable, I say this: I’m a (CENSORED)ing billionaire, I don’t relate to you at all, and I can now say with complete impunity that I want all you pathetic losers to go (CENSORED) yourselves.

Every single show was a struggle. I was utterly disgusted by every person I sat next to on that oversized couch, and it took all I had to pretend I gave a shit about whatever Wynonna Judd had rattling around in her skull, or to act all spellbound when some frump looked marginally more presentable following a haircut from stylist-to-the-stars Ken Paves. I don’t know what people at home thought they were watching, but what they were actually looking at was a self-loathing woman trying her best not to have a total nervous breakdown before the next commercial break.

I did 4,561 episodes of The Oprah Winfrey Show. Now, imagine taking a pair of hedge clippers and cutting off your big toe 4,561 times, and that’s a fraction of the physical and mental anguish I was going though. That my name was associated with the whole thing made it that much more excruciating.

I hated them all: I hated Hugh Jackman. I hated Jim Carrey. I hated Dakota Fanning. I honestly couldn’t care less about injured war veterans, or about that one girl who survived genocide to attend Yale. The daughter whose dying mother made her taped messages before she died? I actually had to stop myself from rolling my eyes while the girl told me that story because of how stupid I thought the whole idea was. Lisa Marie Presley was absolutely disgusting, Miley Cyrus was a waste, Stevie Wonder bored me to death, and Brooke Shields annoyed the ever-living (CENSORED) out of me. And you know what? I hated Sidney Poitier most of all. Yeah, I get it. He’s black, I’m black. Big (CENSORED)ing deal.

Did you know Celine Dion was on my show 27 times? You want to try having the same conversation with Celine Dion 27 goddamn times?

The money was, well, unbelievable. Sure, I had to sit there and make believe that helping a bunch of housewives locate their G-spot was a thing that mattered to me, or go a full hour without roundhousing Suze Orman, but it was worth it. Do you know how poor I was growing up? Really, really poor. So, when things got tough on set, I could always sneak off and call my accountant, whom I would force to tell me how much money was in my bank account over and over and over again till I had the strength to make it through another heart-to-heart with a 13-year-old who was too young to be having sex.

You want the truth? I was glad the 13-year-old was having sex. Good for her. At least somebody on the set was having a little fun.

The truth is, it wasn’t in my nature to quit, but I wouldn’t have minded if I’d gotten fired. I actually thought that by giving away things like diamond watches and trips to Australia and cars—hundreds of cars—to my audience, I’d somehow bankrupt the show. Nope. Those turned out to be some of the most popular segments in television history. I couldn’t sabotage myself when I tried.

Just real fast before I forget: Rachael Ray is atrocious. Dr. Oz is the (CENSORED)ing worst. And the book club is stupid. I could literally give a flying (CENSORED) if more Americans read.

In any case, I’m finally out now, officially. When the director said “That’s a wrap” for the very last time, I took off my lavalier microphone, walked directly to my dressing room, didn’t talk to a single (CENSORED)ing person on my sycophantic staff, grabbed my coat, got into my limousine, and told my driver to get me the hell away from what has been the most humiliating time of my life.

You know what? I take back what I said earlier. This wasn’t worth the money. Nothing this demeaning is. If I could do it all over again, I would stay anonymous and dirt poor.

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Borderlands Videogame Proposal

Gamer Ben is a huge fan of Borderlands, the popular FPS/RPG hybrid from Gearbox. So when he met girlfriend Tora, he had to sit her down and explain his guilty secret: he was A GAMER, and his Borderlands addiction may well take up hours of his time. Would Tora be okay with this? Well, err, yeah, because like Ben, Tora is a Borderlands nut. When Ben decided to pop The Question, he decided to take a chance and ask Gearbox for some help. And help they did.

The studio spent a week working on a special Borderlands-themed proposal video for Ben to show Tora, featuring some brilliant close-to-the-knuckle quips from the game’s robotic mascot, Claptrap. You can watch this amazing clip below, and Tora’s response below that. What an awesome bit of fan-service by Gearbox!

She said yes. Take a look at her reaction:

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Harry Potter Proposal

Here’s how Reddit user Trehlo proposed to his girlfriend. Oh, and be sure to check out the title of the chapter where the rings sits on (The unbreakable vow). Need some pressure, future wife?
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Groupon’s Proposal

In 2011 on Groupon, Greg H. from Cincinnati proposed to his girlfriend, Dana B, who apparently said yes (it says, the deal is on). Okay, it sounds gimicky, but I have to admit that it’s actually pretty cute. The deal is titled “A Surprise for a Dana from a Greg,” and by clicking “buy,” Dana accepted Greg’s proposal for $1 (she got $999,998 off the $999,999 value). What a deal!

Groupon had fun with it and threw in some quirkiness. The Fine Print reads: “Groupon entitled to no less than 15% of your marital bliss. Either party may develop a snoring problem. One or both participants will not always look like a 20-year-old. Good luck, you kids.” It also lists The Groupon Guide to: A Successful Marriage, which includes advice like having nacho Thursdays and watching The Negotiator to learn about compromise.

If you were also charmed by Greg and would like to purchase the deal, just click buy and you’ll receive the message “Congratulations Dana or Stranger. You are now unofficially obliged to marry Greg!.” Good deal!
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard Proposal

We have no information about this young lady, but it is obvious that she is very fortunate to have found a man of such discerning taste and character. “Aye aye, sir” would be an appropriate response.
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Treasure Hunt iPhone App Proposal

LinkedIn employee Bryan Haggerty coded a custom iPhone application to send his girlfriend Jeannie Chou on a scavenger hunt throughout San Francisco. The web app included a map containing location points, each one accompanied with a video providing clues on where to go next. In the end, the map points connected to form a (Link | Via)

Pokemon Proposal

Is there any better way to propose than with a Pokeball ring box? That depends on who you ask. If you ask a Pokemon fan, probably not.
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Mario Proposal

This is a video of a guy proposing to his Mario-loving girlfriend. He decked out his living room to resemble the Mushroom Kingdom, and even had her knock the engagement ring “out” of a question block with her head.

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Storm Trooper Proposal

Storm Trooper Proposes at DragonCon in Atlanta.
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Bejeweled Game Proposal

Knowing your girlfriend’s favorite hobbies is a great start for planning a proposal. For Bernie Peng, that meant using the game ‘Bejeweled’ to ask Tammy Li to marry him. Peng, a financial software programmer, spent a month tweaking the game so when Li reached a certain score, a ring and the proposal popped up on the screen.

According to Li, he set a pretty low score; she is now sporting an identical pink sapphire engagement ring. The game manufacturer eventually heard about the story. Instead of being angry that Peng had hacked into their game, company officials were so impressed they offered to pay for part of the wedding.
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Google Maps Proposal

Michael Weiss-Malik, a Google employee, deserves a lot of credit for this one. What better way to show the world your love than displaying it on Google Maps? Weiss-Malik got his buddies on the Street View team to give him a heads-up on the next time the Street View car was coming out to take pictures. And when that day came, he was well-prepared, holding a banner that read “Proposal 2.0: Marry me Leslie!!” (see above) After that, all he had to was lure Leslie into loading Google Maps and zooming in on the precise coordinates of his romantic stunt.
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Perl Proposal

Colin McMillen posted a Perl script to the Obfuscation section of Perl Monks that, when executed, printed “kristen, will you marry me?”. The code was arranged to form the shape of a heart with the statement “be $mine for @ever” underneath. The target of this Perl proposal, Kristen Stubbs, replied “$propose++; Yes ”.
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iPod Proposal

In 2004, a Norwegian man proposed via an engraving on the back of a 20GB iPod.
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Chrono Trigger hacked proposal
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(Source)LBP2 Videogame Proposal
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Builds and entire level to propose to his girlfriend using videogame LBP2.
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