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Movie Character Cross-Overs Too Awesome to Actually Happen

Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On August - 31 - 2011

The only time movies mix and match characters from different universes, two invincible monsters are doing battle with each other … and the audience’s ability to care who wins. We asked you to show us what it might look like if Hollywood realized how awesome certain characters could be if they got to try on different movies.

The winner is below, but first the runners up …

#34.


by mightyzamfir

#33.


by Sulaco

#32.


by n00d3l5

#31.


by JonChacon

#30.


by JohnnyParadise

#29.


by BlondeFury

#28.


by AlexGross

#27.


by Matt Gallagher

#26.


by 1stDegreeMerde

#25.


by Willdog

#24.


by wavedout

#23.


by Tylorp

#22.


by Tim Babb

#21.


by Tim Babb

#20.


by theway2solstice

#19.


by TheMadStork

#18.


by TheMadStork

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ANOTHER HUMAN FOOT WASHES ASHORE

Posted by The Mullet Master On August - 31 - 2011

VANCOUVER, BC – A human foot has washed up in Vancouver — the eighth such grisly find  the last four years.

Vancouver police said that a person reported seeing “the remains of what appears to be a human foot and leg bones in a running shoe” shortly before 5 pm on Tuesday.

“It was quite disturbing — quite a discovery to make,” Vancouver Police Constable Jana McGuinness told WWN.

A police statement said that the shoe was found floating in the water next to the Plaza of Nations marina in the False Creek area, which was cordoned off to allow the British Columbia Coroners Service to begin their investigation.

And here’s one from 2009:

In March a woman walking near Powell River, British Columbia, found a running shoe containing remains.

One washed up foot has been linked by DNA to a suspected suicide, while two found in Richmond, British Columbia, have been confirmed as belonging to the same woman.

Police said they do not suspect foul play and believe that the feet detached naturally in the water.  But, there are others that suspect a serial killer – one that targets men and women jogging.

Some of the feet are believed to be American feet.  But that has not been confirmed yet.

The foot recently found, is believed to have floated in from either the Puyallup River or Puget Sound. It’s the second human foot to wash ashore in Washington state in four months.

In late August, a right foot believed to be that of a woman or child washed up on a beach in Whidbey Island, about 100 kilometres south of Vancouver.

It’s not yet known if the cases are linked or if they have any connection to cases in B.C., where seven feet have washed ashore in the past four years, Fulghum said.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/37856/another-human-foot-washes-ashore/

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15 Hilarious Protest Signs

Posted by Cha Cha Brown On August - 31 - 2011


Published on Today 8/31/2011
under Funny Signs
– by Gracie Murano


So how can I purchase the road?
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Be ready for the consequences!
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Are you serious? This is your protest?


Touché.


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Finally an important issue.

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Every Teaser Trailer Ever

Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On August - 30 - 2011

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Your Horoscopes

Posted by Cha Cha Brown On August - 30 - 2011

  • August 30, 2011

    Aries: Remember, when potential employers ask you what your worst quality is, you’re bound by law to mention all those poor, poor nurses.

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    SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE: ADELE

    Posted by The Mullet Master On August - 29 - 2011

    NEW YORK -  New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.

    A day after being stealing the show at the Video Music Awards, Adele was voted the Sexiest Woman Alive by three major magazines.

    Yes, there are a lot of haters out there that can’t help but mention her weight.  But, her weight doesn’t matter to most men in the world.  ”I don’t care how much she weighs, she looks gorgeous to me.  And when she sings… it’s like an angel is calling me to her,” said Ian Barstow of Tottenham, England.

    “I like a woman with curves.  I’m sick of those anorexic models,” said Jack Hillstrom of Chicago, Illinois.

    “And she’s happy with her body.  Most woman are so unhappy with their bodies. I love that about Adele,” said Steve Fordham of Boston.

    With her hair pulled back — and a signature ponytail traipsed over one shoulder – she looks hot.   “Many men just totally lose it when they meet her,” said Adele’s manager.  ”She gets about forty marriage proposals a day and more than double that want to spend ‘time’ with her.

    The 22-year-old singer always looks stunning, with her black eyeliner and voluminous hair turning her into a sex bomb, and insists in the  she isn’t worried about her weight and is happy with how she looks.

    “I’m happy with body.  I love my curves,”  Adele said.

    “Damn, I love them curves, too,”  said Fred Meester of New York.

    Lady Gaga agrees.  ”She’s the sexiest woman, I’ve ever seen.”   And she admires her music.  ”She’s a breath of fresh air and she’s so exciting and her music is adding another dimension to radio that’s so important. She’s a truly lovely person — which, to me, is always my favorite.”

    Adele’s breakout hit, “Rolling in the Deep,” from her second album, 21, is the best-selling record of the year so far, but Adele decided to forego performing the ubiquitous hit, and instead she sang the sorrowful song “Someone Like You,” also from that hot-selling album.

    So, who would you rather?  Adele:

    Or Jessie J?  Voted the hottest woman in the world on crutches:

    Or Kreayshawn:

    Katy Perry introduced Adele last night.  And here’s the song she sang.  It always makes the men swoon:

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    Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/37734/sexiest-woman-alive-adele/

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    The 8 Saddest Real World Superheroes

    Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On August - 29 - 2011

    By:
    Does Not Compute

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    10 Hilarious Historical Facebook Updates

    Posted by Cha Cha Brown On August - 29 - 2011


    Published on Today 8/29/2011
    under Misc
    – by Gracie Murano

    If historical events had Facebook statuses, a funny article By Wylie Overstreet

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    Strongside/Weakside: Terrelle Pryor

    Posted by Cha Cha Brown On August - 28 - 2011

    Terrelle Pryor

    The Raiders acquired the controversy-ridden Ohio State quarterback in the NFL supplementary draft. Is he any good?

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    Trying to Recreate ‘The Social Network’ at Harvard Today

    Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On August - 28 - 2011

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    SNOOKI BLOWN OFF JERSEY SHORE!

    Posted by The Mullet Master On August - 28 - 2011

    SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ -  Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit.   She was blown away!

    The cast of  MTV’s  “Jersey Shore” wanted to take advantage of Hurricane Irene to get some “radical shots.”  So, they went to the boardwalk on Saturday night to shoot the crew running into the ocean for a minute.

    Unfortunately, Irene proved to be too much for the vertically-challenged Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, who was caught in a 60 mph gust of wind and was carried off.  The Situation and Pauly D tried to get to her, but it was too late.

    Some are speculating that she was just blown a mile to the east, but others think that she may have blown all the way to Philadelphia.

    “I knew she had lost some weight recently, but I didn’t think that she would get carried away by the wind,” said Jersey Shore producer Joe Flazani.  “She must have gone about a hundred feet into the air and then – bam – she was up over the trees and heading toward Bayonne – or Buffalo – I’m not sure.

    Jersey Shore producers asked Governor Chris Christie for help in finding Snooki, but the Governor was not anxious to help.  “I told everybody to get the hell off the beach and I meant it.  If  those knuckleheads wanted to shoot on the beach during a hurricane, it’s their own damn fault.  I just hope she doesn’t land in the Governor’s mansion.”

    Fortunately, Michelle Obama is a big fan of Jersey Shore and she asked her husband to step in and help find Snooki.   President Obama order the Air Force to send several jets, helicopters and Jersey drones to find the Jersey starlet.

    “Snooki’s a national treasure.  We’ll find her.  I found Bin Lade, I can find Snooki.”

    If you see Snooki overhead, don’t approach her… just call 911.

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    Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/37673/snooki-blown-off-jersey-shore/

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    Ill-Advised Movie Merchandise for Kids

    Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On August - 27 - 2011

    The line between children’s toys and movies has grown increasingly blurry since Transformers created an entire TV show for the purpose of selling toys, and that TV show went on to become one of the most successful movie franchises of all-time. We asked you to show us some products that would have killed the marriage between film and toys on contact.

    The winner is below, but first the runners up …

    #24.


    by The Machete

    #23.


    by maas

    #22.


    by wtb2612

    #21.


    by maluba

    #20.


    by Tea-Qualizer

    #19.


    by Sulaco

    #18.


    by DarrenJames

    #17.


    by Hans_Solo

    #16.


    by Redbank

    #15.


    by mightyzamfir

    #14.


    by maas

    #13.


    by pinebear

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    15 Funniest LOLcats Ever

    Posted by Cha Cha Brown On August - 27 - 2011


    Published on Today 8/27/2011
    under Misc
    – by Beverly Jenkins



    TAGS: LOLcats

    LOLcats aren’t for everyone, but cat lovers in general tend to love them! Each funny feline photo comes with cute and quirky captions “written by” the cats themselves. Apparently, cats have terrible English skills — who knew?


    You don’t say!
    (Photo)


    Star Wars reference for the win!
    (Photo)


    Been there, done that….
    (Photo)


    (Photo)


    Awwww…
    (Photo)


    Point taken.
    (Photo)


    We’re hearing “Heart Soul.”
    (Photo)


    Lulz!
    (Photo)


    Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays….
    (Photo)


    Indeed.
    (Photo)


    Wax on, wax off, Daniel-san!
    (Photo)


    He must be reading Oddee!
    (Photo)


    Scary!
    (Photo)


    (Photo)


    Yeah, what he said!
    (Photo)

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    Magazine: What Was Your First Concert? Ours Was Queensrÿche In ’89 

    Posted by Cha Cha Brown On August - 27 - 2011

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    14 Video Game Deleted Scenes That Explain Everything

    Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On August - 26 - 2011

    Video games aren’t even trying to make sense most of the time. We asked you to show us deleted scenes that would render some of the more baffling pixelated universes logical.

    The winner is below, but first the runners up …

    #14.


    by blybug

    #13.


    by IngramCB

    #12.


    by MrEnigma

    #11.


    by maluba

    #10.


    by JonChacon

    #9.


    by codyneo

    #8.


    by rippletron

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