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800 POUND GATOR

Posted by The Mullet Master On September - 21 - 2011

ST. LUCIE, FL – A 19-year-old Florida student, reeled in a 12-foot, 3-inch, 800-pound alligator!

Tim Stroh caught the gator while boating on the St. Lucie County Canal on Sept. 16,

Stroh, his parents, and a regular customer at the Stroh family taxidermy shop took out a boat after getting a tip about a giant gator. Within an hour, they encountered a gator that might very well be the Moby Dick of Hobe Sound.

Using what his dad described to the paper as a “puny bass rod,” Stroh somehow pulled the gator near their boat. He then reportedly shot it with a “bang stick” — a tube-like firearm often utilized to subdue gators and sharks.

The gator hunters harpooned the reptile and lifted it onto their boat.

“He had a lot of character, and I had a lot of fun,” Stroh said.

The Stroh family has lots of experience hunting alligators, but this catch is twice the weight of their previous best.

They plan to mount the gator’s head on the teen’s wall, make keychains from its back, turn its leg into a lamp and eat their way through 250 pounds of gator meat

It’s certainly a big haul — but it’s nothing compared to the Giant Crocodile captured alive by villagers in the Philippines earlier this month.

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The Invention of the Most Underrated Modern Technology

Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On September - 20 - 2011

American Voices: Republicans Call Tax Proposal ‘Class Warfare’

Posted by Cha Cha Brown On September - 20 - 2011

High-ranking Republicans, including chairman of the House Budget Committee Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), have spoken out against President Obama’s proposed minimum tax rate for millionaires, decrying it as class warfare. What do you think?

  • I hope for their sake they’re wrong, because America’s broke people have the guns and the numbers in this fight.”

    Duane Volpato
    Keyboard-Action Assembler

  • I think Obama went a bit far when he proposed the tax-rate increase while holding the severed head of the son of the king of the upper class.

    Cathy Zumbi
    Engine Turner

  • Wait, you’re telling me there’s a war the Republicans don’t support?

    Rudy Salvagini
    Unemployed

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10 of the Best – and Worst 9/11 Tattoos

Posted by Cha Cha Brown On September - 20 - 2011


Published on Today 9/20/2011
under Misc
– by Gracie Murano


A soldier with a 9/ 11 tattoo stands with other soldiers with U.S. Army Able Company, 3-509 Infantry Battalion inside protective shelter during an afternoon rocket and mortal attack on Combat Outpost (COP) Zerak on Jan. 22, in Zerak, Afghanistan. Getty Images / Spencer Platt.
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FRANCIS COPPOLA, Detective, NYPD, Manhattan, North Narcotics Division has been a police officer for over 15 years. He and his life partner, a firefighter, both reported to the World Trade Center on September 11. It was the last time they saw each other. In addition to his life partner, Francis lost 19 friends that day, people from various walks of life. The towering figures on his tattoo are a firefighter and police officer together. The financial center buildings in the foreground symbolize his civilian friends. Tattoo by Rising Dragon Tattoos, Manhattan.
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Most offensive tattoo ever!
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Another super hero tattoo.

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SARAH PALIN AFFAIR

Posted by The Mullet Master On September - 19 - 2011

WASILLA, AK –  Levi Johnston had an affair with Sarah Palin!

Levi Johnston just released his book “My Life In Sarah Palin’s Shorthairs” which reveals a number of new revelations.

But none is more shocking that his description of a two-month affair he had with Sarah in the year prior to her Vice Presidential nomination.

Johnston reportedly says that while he was dating Bristol, Sarah kept hitting on him and eventually, he succumbed to her advances.  They had a heated six-month affair, which happened before Bristol or Sarah became pregnant.

“Oh, everybody knew Levi and Sarah were hooking up,” said a friend close to a friend that lived near Levi said,  ”she was hot and Levi just went for it.”

In his book, Levi explains that a lot of the public hatred that Sarah Palin has for Levi is due to the fact that she is “probably still in love with me.”

Johnston in his book reportedly says that he was the one to break it off with Sarah Palin because he “didn’t feel right” doing both Sarah and Bristol.  ”I have morality,” Johnston reportedly says in the book.

Soon after Levi broke up with Sarah, she got pregnant by Todd.  And then Bristol got pregnant and… the rest is history.

Levi Johnston’s book, “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs,” directly contradicts much of what both Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin have been saying in public.

Johnston’s tell-all, due out Sep. 20 is a response to ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin’s book “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far,” released last June.

Some of Johnston’s other revelations are said to include the following:

  • Bristol claimed that the two first had sex on a camping trip while she was highly intoxicated on wine coolers. Johnston’s book argues that the two were sexually active well before the trip and Johnston would often curb Bristol’s drinking as it made her “lose her judgement.
  • Bristol and Levi first had sex in the women’s locker room of the high school gym.  Levi was sober, but Bristol was plastered on Robitussin.
  • Bristol was jealous of Sarah’s pregnancy with Trig and sought to retaliate by getting pregnant herself.  Levi tried to stop Bristol from letting him impregnate her, but she overpowered him.
  • Upon hearing the news of the pregnancy, Bristol’s father, Todd Palin became aggressive and told Johnston to quit school and get a job.
  • Sarah Palin wanted to adopt Bristol’s baby Tripp as her own to “avoid a scandal,” but both Johnston and Bristol were against the idea.
  • Johnston was indeed present for the birth of his child, something that Sarah Palin has denied in interviews.
  • Johnston denies getting another girl pregnant despite what Bristol has publicly claimed.
  • Johnston claims he is a much better dancer than Bristol Palin and “if she’s any good at all, it’s because I taught her everything she knows.”
  • Johnston claims he is very well-endowed.  ”I’m hung like a moose.”

In Sarah Palin’s book, “America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag,” Palin called Johnston’s attempts at cultivating his fame “disgusting.” It remains to be seen who exactly is warping the truth.

When asked this morning about her “affair” with Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin told WWN she had “no comment,” but sources inside Alaska, say that it was well-known that Sarah and Levi were an item.

“They couldn’t keep their hands off each other,” said a source close to the Governor’s office.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/38377/levi-johnston-and-sarah-palin-lovers/

The Most Overly Dramatic Break Up Ever

Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On September - 19 - 2011

Strongside/Weakside: Justin Verlander

Posted by Cha Cha Brown On September - 18 - 2011

Justin Verlander

Detroit’s Justin Verlander has 23 wins for the Tigers this season, prompting talk that he deserves the MVP despite only playing every fifth game. Is he any good?

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11 Fall TV Show Reviews Based Solely On Promotional Photos

Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On September - 18 - 2011

12 Disturbing Child Pageant Photos

Posted by Cha Cha Brown On September - 18 - 2011


Published on Today 9/18/2011
under Strange People
– by Gracie Murano


A British woman living in San Francisco, California, says she injects her eight-year-old daughter with Botox to “get rid of her wrinkles.” 34-year-old Kerry Campbell does this to help her daughter Britney “keep up” in the insanely competitive world of child beauty pageants. Kerry says Britney is used to the painful injections of the bacterial botulinum toxin, which can cause some pretty nasty side effects, although the little girl admitted that she used to cry when first given the shots.
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Two-year-old Mia who started her routine in an angel costume and ended up as Madonna, circa 1990, in a bright yellow cone bra. Now, remember that outfit was made famous on the Blonde Ambition world tour and was worn as Madonna performed Like A Virgin and simulated masturbation on a bed!
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Five-year-old Alexis Todd, scooped the runner-up title of ‘Mini Supreme’. Ahead of the big contest, she got a spray tan to boost her caramel complexion and even visit a chiropractor to help align her body and improve posture.
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HERE COME THE GEEP!

Posted by The Mullet Master On September - 18 - 2011

GIBSIDE, UK  - The Brits are breeding Geep!

Half sheep, half goat.  Yup.   That is what farmer Ian Bramley thought when he discovered his ewe had just given birth to a hybrid.

While it sounds bizarre, the genetic fluke is officially known as a “geep”.

“One of the boys told me the lamb had arrived,” Mr. Bramley said.

“It was dark, and I went into the paddock looking for her mother and she had this little black and white bundle.

“We don’t get black and white lambs, and as soon as I felt it I knew it didn’t have wool, it had hair.

“I said its father must be a goat.”

Proving to be more than just the black sheep of the family, the geep, named Oreo, was born to a sheep but is a genetic throwback from its father – a ram with goat genes.

Oreo and her mother, Floss, are among a menagerie of animals on loan to  FallyFarm, a pre-school and long day care centre in Gibside, England, from nearby farms.

The ram’s owner said he had been told it had goat genes “somewhere along its line” – sheep have 54 chromosomes, goats 60 – but in the genetic lottery Oreo came out fairly evenly split.

Oreo runs like a goat and has a goat’s face and feet but a sheep’s build.

What makes Oreo more remarkable is the embryo of a sheep-goat pairing generally dies in utero or is stillborn.

Fallyfoot supervisor Cindy Wilton  said Oreo’s remarkable birth took everyone by surprise.

“We jumped online to research it and discovered, while it is rare it can happen,” she said.

“We had another sheep who had a lamb but Oreo was six weeks later and we learned goats’ gestation is typically about six weeks longer than sheep.”

Since this happened – five months ago – British geneticists have figured out how to breed geep and they are… “furiously breeding as many geep as possible.”

“Brits have always led the way when it comes to goat and sheep and now… we want to rule the world when it comes to geep.”

At least they have something…

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/38485/here-come-the-geep/

16 Secret Pet Peeves of Famous Sidekicks

Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On September - 17 - 2011

Being a sidekick is all fine and good when you’re snapping off witty comebacks to punctuate the ass beatings the hero’s dolling out. But day in and day out it’s got to be a bit of a drag. We asked you to show us the stuff that really gets on their nerves.

The winner is below, but the first the runners up …

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Magazine: At Home With JaMarcus Russell In His $48 Million Highway Underpass

Posted by Cha Cha Brown On September - 17 - 2011

September 16, 2011

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Why Being a Teleporting State Farm Agent Would Suck

Posted by KrazyMan Knievel On September - 16 - 2011

UFOs OVER THE SOUTHWEST

Posted by The Mullet Master On September - 16 - 2011

LOS ANGELES, CA — Authorities confirmed UFO sightings over Arizona and Southern  California on Wednesday.

Witnesses described the UFOs as shooting lights with many colors and even a tail.

Authorities and UFO experts from around the country have confirmed that the lights belonged to alien spaceships.  “There are reports circulating that these lights may be from an meteor or a satellite, but we can confirm that they are alien spaceships flying over our Southwestern cities,” said Dr.  Susan Begley of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials.

The first reports came from Riverside County, California around 7 p.m. Wednesday. Within a half hour, several Orange County residents also reported seeing the lights. After about an hour, reports were coming from all over the West.

Most said the lights were “blue and green.� A few described the lights as yellow or orange.

CBS2 and KCAL9 received emails and phone calls from Murrieta, Perris, Irvine, Ontario, Riverside, Lake Forest, Corona and San Clemente.

Additionally, police report they received many calls about the lights. Some residents of Arizona have reported seeing the lights as well.Residents of Nevada, many in Las Vegas, are also reporting the green-blue lights in the sky.

Several days ago, NASA announced a dead satellite would fall to Earth by “September’s end� but so far, no official confirmation if the lights and satellite are linked.  Many a the U.N. feel that the United States government is covering up the UFOs.

“They are definitely alien spaceships – most likely from Planet Zeeba or Planet Xixuc,” said UFO expert and former Russian cosmonaut, Boris Lidsky.

Here’s what some witnesses saw:

John Jacobus of Phoenix: “I was on my cell outside, in City of industry when I looked up and saw the green, orange falling object about 7:40 p.m. As I saw it my buddy was on his way home on the 91 and he saw it at the same time. “

Bernadette Cox:  “I live in Quartz Hill. It was green in color and very large.�

Francesai Martinez: “I live in Chino it looked like a falling star at first and continued on forever with a reddish green tail behind it before it was too low to see anymore. “

Chasen H: “I was on the 405 South and saw a bright light in the east. I thought it was a helicopter with its searchlight on but saw it aim downward, turn green and streak towards the ground. I was at the Carson/Harbor Gateway border at the time.�

Dozens of people reported observing a dazzling, bright light, or lights, streaking across the sky Wednesday night over Arizona and Southern California in what authorities said were likely meteor sightings.

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office fielded more than a dozen such calls on Wednesday, and sheriff’s deputies at Deer Valley Airport in north Phoenix reported a sighting themselves, an agency spokesman, Lieutenant Justin Griffin, said.

The deputies described it as greenish light moving across the sky from north to south, he told Reuters.

“It took an unusually long time to get across the sky,” Griffin said. “It’s like a meteor. It’s not like we had any flying objects with little green men or anything like that.”

Sergeant Steve Martos of the Phoenix Police Department said in a statement sent to media outlets that his agency received four calls “regarding the light in the sky,” adding that “Our air unit, myself and other officers observed it as well.

The director of the Griffith Park Observatory in Los Angeles said witnesses were probably seeing “a piece of interplanetary debris” that “passed through the Earth’s atmosphere and burned up.”

But that same director have minutes before told the Russian newspaper, Pravda, that he was sure it was an alien spaceship.

Here are some lights spotted over Arizona in July:

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10 Bizarre Identical Twins Marriages

Posted by Cha Cha Brown On September - 16 - 2011


Published on Today 9/16/2011
under Strange People
– by Gracie Murano

As close as many sets of twins are, it’s only natural that twins sometimes end up marrying another set of twins. It doesn’t happen too often (we’ve seen one reference to only 250 sets of identical twins married to identical twins in the world) but when it does, it can mean double bliss and a lot of second-glances. The official term for these type of marriages is “quaternary marriages”.


When identical twin sisters Diane and Darlene Nettemeier met identical twin brothers Craig and Mark Sanders a decade ago, they could never have guessed just how much of their lives would be based around perfect sets of two. The sets of twins, from Texas, fell in love, went on a double date to Las Vegas, and won thousands of dollars at poker. Sensing they were on a winning streak, they got engaged on the same day, married at a joint ceremony (officially “quarternary marriages”), and built a pair of homes, side by side.

Soon afterwards, despite a million-to-one odds, Diane and Craig went on to have identical twins of their own – Colby and Brady, now seven.
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Barbi Kantor-Goldenberg of Rye Brook, New York and her twin sister, Cheryl, married twin brothers, Bruce and Barry Goldenberg, respectively, almost 30 years ago in different ceremonies that were a year apart. Today, the two couples remain happily married and have five children between them. The Goldenberg children are actually full genetic siblings, an oddity of genetics that occurs when identical twins marry identical twins (since identical twins share the same DNA).
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Identical twins from Abilene Christian University two-stepped down the aisle in 2008 – with identical twin grooms. Ginna and Gaylen Glasscock, both 22, started dating Erich and Nicholas Schmidt, both 23, during their freshman year at ACU. The sight of two sets of identical twins dating each other caused some giggles from the student body. But she knew he was the one – and Ginna knew Erich was the one – shortly after their first kisses. Both girls felt fireworks. And both knew they were paired with the right twin. Gaylen said she and Nicholas are more goal-oriented and outspoken while Ginna and Erich are laid back. After three years of dating, Nicholas and Erich proposed to their girlfriends on Oct. 27. The proposals were a well-planned surprise.

The Glasscock twins thought they were part of a photo shoot for a new Amarillo restaurant owned by their boyfriends’ mother, Tammy Schmidt, and her business partner. But when desserts arrived with rings attached, the real purpose became clear.

The couples shared wedding attendants, the church and a reception – which saves money. But there was some differences. Gaylen and Nicholas walked down the aisle at 4 p.m. with bridesmaids dressed in yellow. Ginna and Erich walk down the aisle at 5:30 p.m. with bridesmaids wearing pink. The reception was also split – one side was decorated in pink, the other in yellow. Of course, the girls served as each other’s maid of honor, and the boys were each other’s best man.
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Two sets of twins held a joint-wedding ceremony in the Russian city of Pechora, much to the confusion of friends and relatives. Twin brothers Alexei and Dimitry Semyonov married twin sisters Lilia and Liana. The twin grooms’ mother said that while she recognized her own sons she could not identify the difference between the two brides. Even the couples admitted that there are times when it becomes confusing.

The two brothers met Lilia and Liana almost a year prior to the wedding at a dance party at a local club in St Petersburg.
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People were confused how a Chinese couple managed to run a busy restaurant 21 hours a day without getting tired. Turns out the restaurant is run by two couples … both the men and women are identical twins!

Locals had nicknamed the eatery the “robot couple restaurant” as they couldn’t understand how the same couple seemed to be on duty from 6am through to 3am. However, a journalist from Today Morning Post interviewed the restaurant owner and found out the truth. It turned out that the twin brothers, 32, married a set of twin sisters from the same township three years ago and moved to Yiwu to run the restaurant together. “Many diners thought we worked too hard and are like robots, but they don’t know that we are actually four people,” said Mao Zhanghua, 32, the elder brother.
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Identical twins Mandy Westerman and Brandy Laman fit several of the classic twin stereotypes. They were so hard to tell apart as babies that their parents first painted their toenails different colors, then had their ears pierced at 2 months old, putting tiny hearts in one twin’s earlobes and stars in the other’s.

Today, at 27, they still have much more in common than blond hair and similar features. For one thing, they share not only a birthday, but also an anniversary. They got married on a double ceremony in May 2008. The two couples — Mandy and husband Kris Westerman, 26, and Brandy and husband Daniel Laman, 27 — followed up the wedding with a joint honeymoon in Jamaica.
And then a few months ago, the couples bought their first homes, closing, of course, on the same day. The houses, just down the street from one another, share the same floor plan, only in reverse. The vaulted-ceiling living rooms in their new Cordova homes even contain identical beige sectional sofas, side chairs and TV stands. The twins didn’t set out to match, but they’ve found over the years that it’s simply hard not to.
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Couple Donald and Louise Ratsczak next to theirs twins and in-laws Lucile and Arnold Ratsczak, circa 1958.
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A pair of identical twins are celebrating their diamond wedding anniversaries – after proposing on the same day. When Frank Sinton asked Irene Evans to marry him in 1947 he had no idea his identical brother Roy had chosen the same day to propose to Joyce Toft. Now the two 83-year-olds are celebrating after 60 years of happy married life.
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Two identical twin brothers married two identical twin sisters in a joint wedding ceremony in China. The two couples, from Binhai town, look so much alike that members of their own family struggle to tell them apart. One brother, Yang Kang, 23, met and fell in love with one of the sisters, Zhang Lanxiang, at work in Wuxi. The other couple, brother Yang Jian and sister Jiang Juxiang, met at their engagement party and instantly fell for each other.

At their joint wedding, the brothers sported different haircuts while the sisters wore different coloured dresses so people could tell them apart.
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