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Sarah Hauk – Babe of the Week

Posted by admin On December - 4 - 2011

Sarah is a wonderful lady who allowed us and Wrestling911.com to make her out Babe of the Week. Please check out her pictures and her Facebook page!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/Sarah.Pandora.Hauk

 

 

 

 

Popularity: 15% [?]

Madison Stone – Photo Gallery and Mini Biography (BOTW)

Posted by admin On November - 27 - 2011

Madison Stone was an adult performer who rose to prominence in the 1990s. She currently disassociates herself from the adult community, but still runs a tattoo parlor in North Hollywood. Madison Tattoo Shoppe was founded only a few years ago, and Madison is a tattoo artist at the shop. She is a AVN Hall of Fame performer with over 100 titles under her belt.

The majority of these pictures are from the last 3 years. Madison was known for being a very vocal performer that looked “different” from the average Valley Girl performer of the late 80s and early 90s. The Madison piercing is named after her, because she is one of the first somewhat public figures to wear one. Her earlier adult days didn’t include many tattoos, but now she has tattoos on most of her body, including one on her face. She has piercings on her nose, tongue and cleavage, and she has appeared in many mainstream films.

Popularity: 16% [?]

My Vagina Is Eight Miles Wide – Video

Posted by admin On November - 23 - 2011

This video is fantastic. Well, at least the song rocks! Please watch it and let us know what you think!

Popularity: 2% [?]

The Unexpected Downside of Having the World’s Largest Dick

Posted by admin On November - 23 - 2011

Popularity: 1% [?]

Is this girl hot? Click to see her…

Posted by admin On November - 23 - 2011

Below is a picture of our very good friend Laura Lee. Laura is your girl next door, but with a smoking body. We took pictures with her for a photo shoot recently, and we will share many of those photos on www.ninjapimp.com this week. Please check her out in our upcoming exclusive photo galleries!!!

Popularity: 15% [?]

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Posted by admin On November - 21 - 2011

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Q&A – Norman Reedus (Daryl Dixon)

Posted by admin On November - 14 - 2011

Norman Reedus, who plays Daryl Dixon on AMC’s The Walking Dead, talks about Daryl’s zombie ear necklace and why it’s impossible to not look cool with a crossbow.

Q: “Chupacabra” is a pretty intense episode.

A: It’s like Deliverance meets Motorhead.

Q: In this episode, Daryl has a necklace of ears. Were you pleased with the necklace?

A: It’s a necklace of ears, man! Cutting off the ears is just Daryl getting angry and doing what he has to do to save himself. I love that he’s still like that.

Q: Last year you told us your challenge was to make a racist likeable. Now your character is a fan favorite. Have you enjoyed the switch?

A: I’ve tried to make him more of a multi-layered character — someone who can tear up and then try to knife you. He’s kind of like this wet little coyote that doesn’t know where he’s at and people are trying to reach over and pet him and he snaps back.

Q: Last year you told us you had never used a crossbow before. You must be pretty comfortable with the thing by now?

A: [Laughs] I’m pretty well-versed in crossbow-ness by now, but I’m still figuring out new ways to use it all the time. These days I can flip it around my back or use it to prop a shotgun up. I’ve gotten good at running and shooting it, too. My latest accomplishment is that I can jump on a horse and hook the reins onto the horn of the saddle and flip it over my back and load and fire it while riding. You can’t not look cool with a crossbow.

Q: The zombie actors must cringe when they have a scene with you.

A: You have to dry fire on set — and it’s with another wimpy crossbow, with the tension let out. If it’s a close range zombie kill, like that episode where I roll over on my back and shoot a zombie who’s on top of me, it’s with that Nerf-like crossbow.

Q: Daryl is a survivalist and outdoors type of guy. Are you like that?

A: [Laughs] I’ve been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I’d probably just curl up and cry until someone found me. I have to say living in Georgia while shooting The Walking Dead — I love the country. I’ve been riding my motorcycle in my time off, not seeing anyone for hours. I love it here.

Q: Have you stumbled upon any hidden secrets in your travels around Georgia?

A: I also have an old truck — a 1979 Ford F150 that has big wheels on it — and what I’ve found out is that if you ride in the country in a truck, the other truck drivers wave to you. I love the politeness down here.

Q: Did you give Laurie Holden a hard time because her character shoots Daryl?

A: Yeah we had a big laugh about that. I was like “Laurie, I can’t believe you did that!” She was like, “I was really sad, I swear!” She’s become a good friend of mine. We’ve all become really tight on the show.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Jayden James Wallpaper Gallery – Babe of the Week

Posted by admin On November - 14 - 2011

Jaymes freely operates her blog, a branch of her own website, in which she shares intimate details about her life, personal and professional. Her biography states that Jaymes has been “unstoppable in skyrocketing her name to the top through promotion of her personal website and her highly controversial blog, in which she openly writes about the ups and downs of the adult business, regardless of the negative feedback she received from those she exposes.”[5]

Jaymes has shared intimate details about The Erotic Network ‘over-working’ and ‘underpaying’ hired talent,[6] Vivid Entertainment asking models to shoot extra content without pay[7] and, in turn, having the most respected agent in the industry, Derek Hay, owner of LA Direct Models, an enemy to Jaymes, come forward and back her up in both situations.[7]

On a more positive note, Jaymes has also revealed details about coming events and projects, including a six-year contract that she recently signed with Topco Sales to release an exclusive line of Jayden Jaymes toys, beginning January 2011.[8]

Jaymes has seemed to keep quiet about her love life, but has hinted at romantic relations and/or relationships with several notable names. Jaymes writes a little about her rumored relationship with UFC fighter Chuck Liddell after photos surfaced of the two in Cabo San Lucas for New Years.[9] Jaymes attempts to clear the air by saying the two were there as ‘friends’ and amongst other friends and that the entire situation was taken out of context.[10] In the same entry, Jaymes also shoots down alleged rumors of a ‘hook up’ with NFL quarterback Donovan McNabb after the two met in Vegas, and even received an apology from a site sharing the story.[11] And Jaymes closes out this particular entry with a “we’re just friends” comment about TapouT clothing brand co-owner SkySkrape.[10]

However, most recently, Jaymes has made a couple of references to Travis McCoy, stating she became uncomfortable when his single “Billionaire” was played at a Las Vegas club while she was there with friends[12] and made a reference to a recent post referring to him as ‘inconsiderate’ and ‘rude’ for not wanting Jaymes to accompany him to an after party for the show she had just attended because McCoy was afraid of what people might say.[13] McCoy ‘hopes to remain friends’[13] and Jaymes ‘doesn’t hate him’.[12]

Popularity: 29% [?]

Kami Andrews Photo Gallery – Afro-Squad Babe of the Week

Posted by admin On November - 6 - 2011

Kami Andrews was born on March 1, 1975 in the sunny state of Florida. She’s 5 feet 4 inches tall with brown hair and and brown eyes. She measures in at 34D-25-34 and weighs 121 lbs.


Lorelei Gallagher

Popularity: 17% [?]

The group of images below are essentially body parts to use in Photoshop for creating your own zombie images of your friend. Just get a picture of them, and paste your grouping of these images over their features. We will provide a tutorial later. The basic concept is that you will need to adjust the color, brightness and contrast to make these match the original images skin tone. The easiest way to do that is to greyscale all the images and the original. Then you just paste the layers over the body parts. It is that easy! Just treat these parts like a Mr. Potato head of zombification!

Popularity: 6% [?]

Zombie Tom Cruise

Posted by admin On October - 29 - 2011

Thomas Cruise Mapother IV (born July 3, 1962, undead October 29, 2011), better known as Zombie Tom Cruise, is an American film actor and corpse. He has been nominated for three Academy Awards and ate three people at the Golden Globe Awards.

Zombie Tom Cruise’s first leading role was in the film Risky Brains, which was released in August 1983. After playing the role of a heroic brain eating chud in the popular and financially successful 2011 film Top Grave, Cruise continued in this vein, playing a secret agent in a series of Mission: Bloodfeast action films. In addition to these heroic roles, he has starred in a variety of other successful films such as Brain Man (1988), Days of Walking (1990), A Few Good Zombies (1992), Jerry MaGeusome (1996), Vampire Sky (2001), The Last Walker (2003) and Corpse of the Worlds (2005).

Since 2005, Cruise and Paula Wagner have been in charge of the United Artists film studio, with Cruise as producer and decaying undead walker and Wagner as the chief executive body. Cruise is also known for his support of and adherence to the Church of Zombieology.[3]

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Popularity: 4% [?]

Bobbi Billard Photo Gallery – Babe of the Week

Posted by admin On October - 29 - 2011

Bobbi Billard’s first commercial, “Green Bay Watch,” was for Diet Dr Pepper and aired during Super Bowl XXXV. [2] She had a few small parts on TV shows like Howard Stern’s Son of the Beach and then made the jump to the big screen. She debuted in Phat Girlz starring Mo’Nique as a bikini girl. Then she went on from there, starring as Vicki in a comedy/horror film called Ice Scream: The ReMix aka Hot Blood Sundae which was a ten year remake of a movie that had a bit of a cult following. Billard had a role as Brunhilda in Ryan & Sean’s Not So Excellent Adventure. Bobbi’s most recent roles were in a small cameo appearance in a movie called Red Herring starring Vincent Pastore from The Sopranos fame and starring as Anna Nicole Smith on the TV show “Famous Crime Scene” on VH1.
[edit] Modeling career

Bobbi Billard began modeling at the age of 12.[1] She had her first paid modeling job at the age of 19 for Jones Performance Fuel Systems.[1] From there, she was on the cover of Mini-truckin’ Magazine, as well as appearing in calendars for Hot Bike and Street Rodder.[1]

She later joined the MySpace social network, where she gained over one and a half million friends, making her one of the most popular people on the social networking website.[3]

She has appeared in Muscular Development, Muscle Mag, and American Curves.[1] In addition, she has appeared in two series of Benchwarmer trading cards.[1] She made music video appearances in Blues Traveler’s “Girl Inside My Head”,[1] Kottonmouth Kings’ “King Klick”,[1] Yung Berg’s “Sexy Lady”, and Fireball’s “What I Want” with Bob Sinclar. She has appeared on the cover of People Magazine Australia and was featured inside the issue as one of the top 20 internet babes. In the same month, she was featured in Esquire Turkey. She’s also been published in Spain in Interviu. Her latest pictorials have been published in Playboy’s Voluptuous Vixens June/July 2010 and Playboy’s Big Boobs & Hot Buns 2010.[4]
[edit] Wrestling career
Bobbi Billard
Ring name(s) Summer
Bobbi Bling Bling
Bobbi Billard
Billed height 5 ft 8 in (1.73 m)
Billed weight 130 lb (59 kg; 9.3 st)
Born December 12, 1975 (1975-12-12) (age 35)
Austin, Texas
Billed from Austin, Texas
Trained by WOW Training staff
Selina Majors
Peggy Lee Leather
OVW Training staff
Ivory
Jacqueline
Debut 2000
Retired 2005

Billard entered the world of professional wrestling in the California-based Women of Wrestling (WOW) promotion.[1] Using the name Summer, Billard was given the gimmick of a Baywatch-like lifeguard along with a tag team partner named Sandy. The duo was collectively known as The Beach Patrol.[1] They had several tag team matches together and were unsuccessful in the WOW Tag Team Title Tournament. At WOW Unleashed, the team fought to a draw with Farrah and Paradise.

Billard signed with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) in December 2003 and entered into their developmental territory, Ohio Valley Wrestling.[5][6] She received training from Ivory and Jacqueline. She, however, was released after getting injured.[6]

Billard’s last job in wrestling was working for Italy’s Nu Wrestling Evolution, where she worked a tour as a valet.
[edit] Personal life

Billard was born in Austin, Texas, but later moved to Richardson, Texas and then Mission Viejo, California.[1] She lives in New York City.

Popularity: 19% [?]

Babe of the Week?

Posted by admin On October - 29 - 2011

We are running out of ideas for which babes should be future babes of the week! That’s right, every week we give you a new hottie to look at. We give you girls like adult film twins Cali Marie and Cherish, Joeclyn and Crystal Potter, Sophia Vergara, Kate Middleton, Shy Love, and others! However, we are running out of ideas for who should be next. We always try to pick babes who we want you to learn about, or aren’t typical mainstream models. So if you have a recommendation, please leave a comment below to help us!

SnowMan M.F. Jones

Popularity: 2% [?]

Altered Picture of Nicole Snookie Polizzi Photoshopped as a Zombie

Original Snookie Picture - Nicole Polizzi Picture

Check out this Afro-Squad original photoshopped image of Nicole Polizzi as a zombie! She makes for one wicked wart infested creature when we get done editing her!

Popularity: 5% [?]

Babe of the Week – Shy Love

Posted by admin On October - 22 - 2011

Shy Love has starred in over 250 adult films during her career. She legitimately graduated high school at the age of 16, then earned a bachelor’s degree and two Masters Degrees. She got her Bachelor’s degree in Accounting, then got her Master’s Degree in Accounting immediately afterward. Soon after, she became the comptroller of a multi-national pet pharmaceutical company in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. And during her employment there, she found the time to take night classes to earn her second Master’s Degree in Taxation. By the age of 25, she was a certified public accountant, which means she’s probably REALLY fun at parties. She’s currently a talent manager, as she even started her own talent management agency.

Popularity: 17% [?]

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