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Madison Stone Biography

Posted by admin On August - 11 - 2011
Date of Birth
12 January
1965, Miami, Florida, USA
Birth Name
Madison Stone
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60 m)
Mini Biography

Small (5’3″) but fiery, sexy and shapely raven-haired brunette spitfire Madison Stone was born in Miami, Florida. She first became active in adult cinema in the late 1980s and wound up appearing in well over 100 explicit hardcore movies. Madison was notable for sporting a very striking and distinctive raw’n'punky look in her day: besides having numerous tattoos, she also had multiple piercings in her nose, tongue and cleavage (the Madison piercing, a body piercing at the front of the neck, was named after her because she was the first person to be publicly associated with it). She’s a member of the AVN Hall of Fame and was voted the XRCO Favorite Female in 1993. She made occasional forays into more “legitimate” R-rated low-budget mainstream fare, and has a memorably saucy small part as an enticing stripper in the superior erotic thriller Naked Obsession (1990) and a more substantial leading role as the brassy Roxanne in Fred Olen Ray‘s enjoyably lowbrow horror comedy outing Evil Toons (1992). After retiring from the (CENSORED) business Madison went on to become a singer in the bands Kiss The Monkey and Four Ugly Women. Moreover, Stone has been associated with the tattoo industry since the early 1990s and now runs her own tattoo parlor called the Madison Tattoo Shoppe in North Hollywood, California.

IMDb Mini Biography By: woodyanders

Trivia
Multiple body piercings include her neck, tongue and nose (among others). Usually worn in shifts, with only a few piercings holding rings/jewels in any one appearance.

Minnie Mouse tattooed above her ankle.
Adult film actress.
Scream queen.
Measurements: 35-23-34 (1992)

Where Are They Now
(2001) Has mostly left acting (and has entirely left the adult business) to pursue a singing career. She is the lead singer of the band Kiss the Monkey.
(June 2010) Owns and runs the Madison Tattoo Shoppe in North Hollywood, California.

Popularity: 20% [?]

Afro-Squad Reviews Adbrite, Comparing with Google Adsense

Posted by admin On August - 11 - 2011

Afro-Squad has been online for well over a decade, and we’ve made tons of other websites over the years. Our websites get thousands of visitors, and we’ve tried a lot of advertising methods.

Google has been by far the most successful advertisor for us. We get hig quality ads, and we make decent money from them. However, we are testing Adbrite on this site to see if they compare to Google.

In the first 10 days of August, we got 24,000 impressions with our Google ads on pro wrestling sites. From those 24K impressions, people clicked our ads 92 times. Google will pay us $28 for those 92 clicks. That equals 30 cents a click.

During our test on Afro-Squad.com, Adbrite got us 13,410 impressions. That means 13K people saw Adbrite advertisements. From those 13K impressions, people clicked the ads 17 times. The fewer clicks per impression than Google may be because of my ad placement. So I can’t necessarily blame Adbrite. However, it is likely that Adbrite just has less interesting ads. It seems that Adbrite ads have nothing to do with my content, probably because they have fewer advertisors. In total, Adbrite will pay me 84 cents for those 17 clicks. That’s about 5 cents a click.

When you compare, Google is paying me six times what Adbrite is paying me. Of course, this often has to do with the type of content. You make more money off of better quality content. For example, you could make $2 a click with a web site about legal advice and less from a site about bikini models. That’s just how the advertising world works.

I have tested Google and Adsense for years, and in every comparision, Google has won out. Google Adsense pays more per click than any advertisor I have ever found online.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Black Dynamite Adult Swim Pilot

Posted by admin On August - 11 - 2011

Popularity: 2% [?]

Cali Marie and Cherish Photo Gallery

Posted by admin On August - 6 - 2011

Cali Marie and Cherish (AKA the Milton Twins) are well known for their exploits on the internet. Here is a nice photo galley of our favorite twins.

 

 

 

 

 

Popularity: 45% [?]

Ashley Blue Photo Gallery, Information, and Book

Posted by admin On July - 30 - 2011

Ashley is a 5’2″, 110 pound adult actress who has starred about 300 movies.  She’s worked in the adult industry for nearly 10 years, her real name is Oriana Small, and she was born on July 8, 1981.  She has not made a movie since 2009.  She has used the moniker “Girlvert,” and she has a book out of that title.

BUY HER BOOK:

Popularity: 20% [?]

The Potter Twins, also known as the Starr Twins, are two of the hottest ladies that we have ever had the good fortune of working with!!! Jocelyn Potter just opened a new blog www.jocelynpotter.com.  Below are some of our favorite photos of these top heavy princesses.  Please take a moment to check out these fantastic photos and come back later for more Jocelyn and Crystal Potter!  (Some of these photos are exclusive to this site.)  We guarantee that no other collection like this is available anywhere.

Popularity: 45% [?]

Worst of the Web #10 – Groove Shark

Posted by admin On July - 22 - 2011

http://grooveshark.com

When we say worst, we mean the best.  In this case Groove Shark lets you listen to any music for free.  You just search it and play it!  Check out the site!

Popularity: 2% [?]

Worst of the Web #9 “Real Aliens and UFO”

Posted by admin On July - 15 - 2011

http://real-aliens.awardspace.com/

Here is the latest entry in our weekly “Worst of the Web” column.  It is a site titled “Real Aliens and UFO.”  Here is a sample of the page:

Welcome to the biggest website dedicated to one question: Are aliens real?
You will find here lots of information about:
Alien abduction, Extraterrestrial life, Roswell incident, Ufo sightings, Crop circles, Conspiracy theories, Paranormal phenomenons and other Aliens proofs such as pictures, footages and videos. The real aliens website is on its early stages, Currently there are over 100 aliens pages here and still growing !

“Mommy, are aliens real?”
“No, Tommy.” Jessica pinned the next sheet to the clothes line. “Aliens aren’t real. They’re something made-up, make-belief like you see on Mister Dressup. They’re monsters that were made to scare the adults.”

“I saw aliens on the X-Files.” Tommy sauntered through the wind-pulled sheets. “They were small and grey all over. They had no hair and they had big black eyes like a big bug.” He whizzed his toy spaceship through the air, between and around the wet sheets.

“The X-Files is a television show, Tommy,” Jessica reminded. She whipped the creases out of another sheet. “It’s something called science-fiction, which is another phrase for make-belief.”

“But what about Cancerman!” Tommy protested. “He looked just like the old man who lives next door–and he worked for the government!” Jessica smiled and shook her head. “It’s all pretend, Tommy. It’s all pretend. The universe is a big, big place–but it’s impossible to cross all that space.”

Tommy frowned. “Whatever. I’m going to Eric’s house.” “Okay, Tommy.” Jessica clapped her hands together. “But be back before dinner! We’re having spinach and carrots and potatoes.” Tommy went to Eric’s house with a disgusted look on his face.

Jessica smiled to herself. “Kids will be kids,” she said. She pinned the last sheet to the clothes line and went inside to signal the mother ship.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Worst of the Web #8 – Lebowski Paintings

Posted by admin On July - 8 - 2011

By worst of the web, we secretly mean the best!  Check out this site that is dedicated to Big Lebowski paintings!  It is so cool, it is hot!

Frankly, the Dude is our favorite anti-hero.  In fact, he reminds us of our founder the Snowman.  He’s cool, and he solves crime.  Classy!

http://www.lebowskipainting.com/

Big Lebowski Last Supper

Popularity: 5% [?]

Julie Ann Gerhard – Babe of the Week #13

Posted by admin On July - 3 - 2011

Toned, tanned and fully augmented Julie Ann Gerhard is an American bikini, fitness and adult model. She holds a whole heap of titles from Miss Hawaiian Tropic to Miss Hit The Beach Chicago and loads of other obscure accolades to her beauty in between. It appears that she was most active between 1997 and 2000 and as well as popping up in all the pageants, she’s been in the pages of numerous swimwear and fitness magazines too including Musclemag and even pictorial in Playboy.

Fans may recognize Julie Ann Gerhard from the telly as she has appeared on WWE RAW and more programs involving bikinis and muscles. She has since retired from modeling and is focusing on fitness instruction.

Popularity: 42% [?]

Worst of the Web #7 – FreakingNews.com

Posted by admin On July - 1 - 2011

By worst, we me totally awesome. That’s why you should check out www.freakingnews.com.

The site is filled with hilarious Photoshop contests and other interesting news articles that you won’t find anywhere else.  Here is a sample of some of their Photoshop work.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Bucktown (Fred Williamson) Afro-Squad Movie Mondays

Posted by admin On June - 27 - 2011

Fred Williamson (Black Caesar) proves once again he’s the ultimate soul brotherdark, daring and ready for surprises. He and sexy co-star Pam Grier (Jackie Brown) heat up the sheets and the streets in this scintillating soul flick about a city ripped apart by prejudice, greed and plenty of gangsta action. Bucktown explodes like sparks and gasolinesetting small-town America on fire! Dean Johnson (Williamson) arrives in Bucktown to bury his murdered brother. He then takes over his brother’s bar and everything that comes with it: the goodwhich includes a foxy localgal (Grier)and the bada sleazy police force that shakes him down for protection money. Proving he can’t be pushed, Johnson calls in his big-city brothers who move into town with the necessary firepower to set things straight. But when the smoke clears, Johnson finds that his victorious cohorts are just as bad as the bigoted cops they’ve just destroyed, and now he has to rid the city of his violent friendsby any means necessary!

Popularity: 2% [?]

Kate Middleton – Babe of the Week #12

Posted by admin On June - 26 - 2011

Hats off to Prince William for hooking up with this hottie. Kate Middleton is clearly the hottest member of the Royal Family. William is now in line not only to be king, but he is a potential Pimp of the Year!!!

Popularity: 15% [?]

Cleopatra Jones – Afro-Squad Movie Mondays

Posted by admin On June - 20 - 2011

Special agent Cleopatra Jones (Tamara Dobson), six feet two inches of sinewy fighting fury clad in layers of runway chic fashions in bright rainbow colors, strolls up a sand dune and orders the destruction of a Turkish poppy field. Thousands of miles away, an L.A. drug lord named Mommy (Shelley Winters hamming it up with garish wigs and lecherous leers) screeches as her life blood burns away and lures Cleopatra stateside to plot her demise. A product of the “blaxploitation” explosion of low-budget thrillers featuring black heroes in the 1970s, Cleopatra Jones may not be the best of the batch but revels in the most outrageous fashion sense. Cleo looks great in furs, pantsuits, ponchos, turbans–a new outfit every scene–and drives a sleek black Corvette with a personalized license plate: “CLEO.” It’s a shame that the producers dropped the exotic potential of a globetrotting super-agent for an L.A.-bound gangster film, which is entertaining in a comic-book way but rarely reaches the energetic levels of the gritty Pam Grier action pictures Coffy and Foxy Brown. Bernie Casey is a role model of dignity and action as a neighborhood activist, and a garishly overdressed Antonio Fargas delivers a suitably flamboyant performance as Mommy’s pusher Doodlebug. The glamorous super-agent flew off to Hong Kong for the 1975 sequel, Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold. –Sean Axmaker

Popularity: 1% [?]

Babe of the Week – Chelsea Handler #11

Posted by admin On June - 19 - 2011

Chelsea is funny as hell, and she has a decent little body. (We aren’t going to lie, sometimes the Afro-Squad doesn’t have the highest standards.) Anyway, check out these pictures of Mrs. Lately.

Handler grew up in the suburban town of Livingston, New Jersey.[3] The youngest of six children, she was raised in Reform Judaism by her Mormon mother Sylvia and Jewish father Melvin.[2][3][4] Handler has said that while growing up, she felt like an outsider, telling a reporter, “We lived in this nice Jewish neighborhood…Everyone had Mercedes and Jaguars, and I was going to school in a Pinto.”[5] At age 19, Handler moved from New Jersey to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career, and two years later she decided to become a stand-up comic after telling her story about a DUI to a class of other offenders, who found her story funny.[2]
Career
Performances

Handler has performed nationwide as a comedian, appeared as a regular on the Oxygen Network series Girls Behaving Badly and on other shows, including Weekends at the D.L., The Bernie Mac Show, My Wife and Kids, and The Practice. She was a regular commentator on E! and Scarborough Country as well as a correspondent on The Tonight Show. She hosted the first episode of the reality TV show On the Lot, but quit before the second one was aired, as she later said, “because I smelled the disaster happening before it did.”[6] Chelsea Handler hosted “The Chelsea Handler Show” in April 2006, which lasted two seasons. She was a guest on Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld and The View; she co-hosted The View on August 2, 2007, and again on September 5, 2008 – and hosts her own late night talk show on E! titled Chelsea Lately. On January 25, 2009, Handler was on the CBS gameshow Million Dollar Password as one of the celebrity players. On April 15, 2009, Handler won the 2009 Bravo A-List Award for “A-List Funny”.[7]

On August 18, 2010 it was announced that Handler would be the host of the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards. The announcement was surprising to many, including MTV, which claimed that the final decision was unexpected.[8] This makes Handler only the second woman in the history of the VMA’s to be the sole host of the ceremony, behind Roseanne Barr, who hosted in 1994.[9] The event took place at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles on September 12, 2010.

In 2007, Handler performed with the Hour Stand-Up Comedy Tour across the U.S.. Her stand-up has been televised on Vh1′s Love Lounge, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, and HBO’s broadcast of the Aspen Comedy Festival. Chelsea Handler was the host of the Fox show “On The Lot.” The show, produced by Steven Spielberg and Mark Burnett, is a competition for aspiring filmmakers who are vying for a chance at stardom. She was replaced after one episode by former Robin & Company entertainment anchor, Adrianna Costa.

Popularity: 19% [?]

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