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Ten Most Popular Posts of All Time – Afro-Squad.com

Posted by admin On January - 26 - 2012

Here are the ten posts that get the most views…

Popularity: 4% [?]

Kardashian Ass – Top Ten Downloads – Afro-Squad Blog

Posted by admin On January - 14 - 2012

I bet you are wondering, what is the most downloaded image on www.afro-squad.com/blog? Could it be one of the thousands of funny images that Afro-Squad posts online? Is it something from Cracked? Is it something from Weekly World News? Is it a funny Fail picture? Nah. It is Kim Kardashian’s fat ass, as seen on the left.  In fact, Kim’s ass represents four of our top ten downloaded images.  Phoenix Marie represents five of the ten, and a modeling picture of adult film star Carmilla Bing rounds out the top ten!  There you go!  Now you know!

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Jordi Scrubbings (The Serious Tip) Press Release

Posted by admin On January - 10 - 2012

The Best of The Serious Tip by writer, blogger, and stand-up comic Michael Lortz is now available in paperback and Kindle e-book on Amazon.com.

Composed of Michael Lortz’s best work under the nom de guerre Jordi Scrubbings, The Best of The Serious Tip features numerous commentaries on sports, music, politics, and pro wrestling. Also included are interviews with adult movie star Kayden Kross, Playboy model Angela McLin (aka adult star Lexi Stone), comedian Michael J. Nelson, writer/ actor Brian Spaeth, and musician Lisa Vitale.

Michael Lortz is a Tampa-based writer, blogger, and comic who has written for the Tampa Bay Times, Deadspin.com, Creative Loafing – Tampa, Minor League Baseball.com, and many other sports and humor sites. He has been published in Bus Leagues Baseball.com’s The Bus Leagues Experience Volume 1 & 2. He has also performed on stage at the Tampa Improv as well as at various comedy clubs in Central Florida. Michael can be found online at www.jordiscrubbings.com, contacted at jordiscrubbings@gmail.com, and followed on twitter at @JordiScrubbings.

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Pulp Fiction Art

Posted by admin On December - 11 - 2011

I just thought it would look cool to contrast a vector of Pulp Fiction with a yellow friendship rose. Here is how it turned out.

Popularity: 4% [?]

Afro-Squad Keyword Analysis

Posted by admin On November - 21 - 2011

Here are our most recent keywords that visitors used to find the page:

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Q&A – Norman Reedus (Daryl Dixon)

Posted by admin On November - 14 - 2011

Norman Reedus, who plays Daryl Dixon on AMC’s The Walking Dead, talks about Daryl’s zombie ear necklace and why it’s impossible to not look cool with a crossbow.

Q: “Chupacabra” is a pretty intense episode.

A: It’s like Deliverance meets Motorhead.

Q: In this episode, Daryl has a necklace of ears. Were you pleased with the necklace?

A: It’s a necklace of ears, man! Cutting off the ears is just Daryl getting angry and doing what he has to do to save himself. I love that he’s still like that.

Q: Last year you told us your challenge was to make a racist likeable. Now your character is a fan favorite. Have you enjoyed the switch?

A: I’ve tried to make him more of a multi-layered character — someone who can tear up and then try to knife you. He’s kind of like this wet little coyote that doesn’t know where he’s at and people are trying to reach over and pet him and he snaps back.

Q: Last year you told us you had never used a crossbow before. You must be pretty comfortable with the thing by now?

A: [Laughs] I’m pretty well-versed in crossbow-ness by now, but I’m still figuring out new ways to use it all the time. These days I can flip it around my back or use it to prop a shotgun up. I’ve gotten good at running and shooting it, too. My latest accomplishment is that I can jump on a horse and hook the reins onto the horn of the saddle and flip it over my back and load and fire it while riding. You can’t not look cool with a crossbow.

Q: The zombie actors must cringe when they have a scene with you.

A: You have to dry fire on set — and it’s with another wimpy crossbow, with the tension let out. If it’s a close range zombie kill, like that episode where I roll over on my back and shoot a zombie who’s on top of me, it’s with that Nerf-like crossbow.

Q: Daryl is a survivalist and outdoors type of guy. Are you like that?

A: [Laughs] I’ve been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I’d probably just curl up and cry until someone found me. I have to say living in Georgia while shooting The Walking Dead — I love the country. I’ve been riding my motorcycle in my time off, not seeing anyone for hours. I love it here.

Q: Have you stumbled upon any hidden secrets in your travels around Georgia?

A: I also have an old truck — a 1979 Ford F150 that has big wheels on it — and what I’ve found out is that if you ride in the country in a truck, the other truck drivers wave to you. I love the politeness down here.

Q: Did you give Laurie Holden a hard time because her character shoots Daryl?

A: Yeah we had a big laugh about that. I was like “Laurie, I can’t believe you did that!” She was like, “I was really sad, I swear!” She’s become a good friend of mine. We’ve all become really tight on the show.

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Afro-Squad Reviews Adbrite, Comparing with Google Adsense

Posted by admin On August - 11 - 2011

Afro-Squad has been online for well over a decade, and we’ve made tons of other websites over the years. Our websites get thousands of visitors, and we’ve tried a lot of advertising methods.

Google has been by far the most successful advertisor for us. We get hig quality ads, and we make decent money from them. However, we are testing Adbrite on this site to see if they compare to Google.

In the first 10 days of August, we got 24,000 impressions with our Google ads on pro wrestling sites. From those 24K impressions, people clicked our ads 92 times. Google will pay us $28 for those 92 clicks. That equals 30 cents a click.

During our test on Afro-Squad.com, Adbrite got us 13,410 impressions. That means 13K people saw Adbrite advertisements. From those 13K impressions, people clicked the ads 17 times. The fewer clicks per impression than Google may be because of my ad placement. So I can’t necessarily blame Adbrite. However, it is likely that Adbrite just has less interesting ads. It seems that Adbrite ads have nothing to do with my content, probably because they have fewer advertisors. In total, Adbrite will pay me 84 cents for those 17 clicks. That’s about 5 cents a click.

When you compare, Google is paying me six times what Adbrite is paying me. Of course, this often has to do with the type of content. You make more money off of better quality content. For example, you could make $2 a click with a web site about legal advice and less from a site about bikini models. That’s just how the advertising world works.

I have tested Google and Adsense for years, and in every comparision, Google has won out. Google Adsense pays more per click than any advertisor I have ever found online.

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Worst of the Web #10 – Groove Shark

Posted by admin On July - 22 - 2011

http://grooveshark.com

When we say worst, we mean the best.  In this case Groove Shark lets you listen to any music for free.  You just search it and play it!  Check out the site!

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Worst of the Web #9 “Real Aliens and UFO”

Posted by admin On July - 15 - 2011

http://real-aliens.awardspace.com/

Here is the latest entry in our weekly “Worst of the Web” column.  It is a site titled “Real Aliens and UFO.”  Here is a sample of the page:

Welcome to the biggest website dedicated to one question: Are aliens real?
You will find here lots of information about:
Alien abduction, Extraterrestrial life, Roswell incident, Ufo sightings, Crop circles, Conspiracy theories, Paranormal phenomenons and other Aliens proofs such as pictures, footages and videos. The real aliens website is on its early stages, Currently there are over 100 aliens pages here and still growing !

“Mommy, are aliens real?”
“No, Tommy.” Jessica pinned the next sheet to the clothes line. “Aliens aren’t real. They’re something made-up, make-belief like you see on Mister Dressup. They’re monsters that were made to scare the adults.”

“I saw aliens on the X-Files.” Tommy sauntered through the wind-pulled sheets. “They were small and grey all over. They had no hair and they had big black eyes like a big bug.” He whizzed his toy spaceship through the air, between and around the wet sheets.

“The X-Files is a television show, Tommy,” Jessica reminded. She whipped the creases out of another sheet. “It’s something called science-fiction, which is another phrase for make-belief.”

“But what about Cancerman!” Tommy protested. “He looked just like the old man who lives next door–and he worked for the government!” Jessica smiled and shook her head. “It’s all pretend, Tommy. It’s all pretend. The universe is a big, big place–but it’s impossible to cross all that space.”

Tommy frowned. “Whatever. I’m going to Eric’s house.” “Okay, Tommy.” Jessica clapped her hands together. “But be back before dinner! We’re having spinach and carrots and potatoes.” Tommy went to Eric’s house with a disgusted look on his face.

Jessica smiled to herself. “Kids will be kids,” she said. She pinned the last sheet to the clothes line and went inside to signal the mother ship.

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Bucktown (Fred Williamson) Afro-Squad Movie Mondays

Posted by admin On June - 27 - 2011

Fred Williamson (Black Caesar) proves once again he’s the ultimate soul brotherdark, daring and ready for surprises. He and sexy co-star Pam Grier (Jackie Brown) heat up the sheets and the streets in this scintillating soul flick about a city ripped apart by prejudice, greed and plenty of gangsta action. Bucktown explodes like sparks and gasolinesetting small-town America on fire! Dean Johnson (Williamson) arrives in Bucktown to bury his murdered brother. He then takes over his brother’s bar and everything that comes with it: the goodwhich includes a foxy localgal (Grier)and the bada sleazy police force that shakes him down for protection money. Proving he can’t be pushed, Johnson calls in his big-city brothers who move into town with the necessary firepower to set things straight. But when the smoke clears, Johnson finds that his victorious cohorts are just as bad as the bigoted cops they’ve just destroyed, and now he has to rid the city of his violent friendsby any means necessary!

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What is Livermush? Sould Food Sunday

Posted by admin On May - 29 - 2011

Livermush is a Southern United States food product composed of pig liver, head parts, and cornmeal. It is commonly spiced with pepper and sage. Vaguely similar to scrapple, livermush was most likely brought south through the Appalachian mountains by German settlers from Philadelphia. Livermush is colloquially known as poor man’s or poor boy’s pâté.

Shelby, North Carolina hosts an annual Livermush Exposition, which began in 1987 to celebrate the unique delicacy. In that year the Cleveland County Commissioners and the Shelby City Council passed resolutions proclaiming that “livermush is the most delicious, most economical and most versatile of meats.” Other towns in North Carolina that have livermush festivals include Drexel and Marion. Sonny’s Grill in Blowing Rock, NC, now closed, was famous for its livermush.[1]

It is commonly prepared by cutting a slice off of a prepared loaf and frying it with grease in a skillet until golden brown, similar to the way Spam is prepared. At breakfast it is served alongside grits and eggs. For lunch it can be made into a sandwich with mayonnaise or mustard, either fried as above, or left cold. As livermush’s popularity has risen, it has appeared as an ingredient in dishes such as omelettes and pizzas.

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Southern Fried Chicken Recipe – Soul Food Sunday

Posted by admin On May - 22 - 2011

Ingredients

  • 3 eggs
  • 1/3 cup water
  • About 1 cup hot red pepper sauce (recommended: Texas Pete)
  • 2 cups self-rising flour
  • 1 teaspoon pepper
  • House seasoning, recipe follows
  • 1 (1 to 2 1/2-pound) chicken, cut into pieces
  • Oil, for frying, preferably peanut oil

Directions

In a medium size bowl, beat the eggs with the water. Add enough hot sauce so the egg mixture is bright orange. In another bowl, combine the flour and pepper. Season the chicken with the house seasoning. Dip the seasoned chicken in the egg, and then coat well in the flour mixture.

Heat the oil to 350 degrees F in a deep pot. Do not fill the pot more than 1/2 full with oil.

Fry the chicken in the oil until brown and crisp. Dark meat takes longer then white meat. It should take dark meat about 13 to 14 minutes, white meat around 8 to 10 minutes.

 

House Seasoning:

  • 1 cup salt
  • 1/4 cup black pepper
  • 1/4 cup garlic powder

Mix ingredients together and store in an airtight container for up to 6 months.

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CANNIBAL TURNED IN BY DINNER GUEST

Posted by The Mullet Master On May - 11 - 2011

 

SWITZERLAND – A cannibal has been arrested after his “dinner guest” changed his mind and called the cops.

The would-be victim from Switzerland answered an internet advert from the 43-year-old man seeking someone who would agree to be killed, cooked and eaten.

He claims he thought the offer — posted by a man in Slovakia — was nothing more than a “macabre fantasy game”.

But he said after speaking to the unnamed man on the phone, he realised he was “deadly serious”.

He alerted Swiss police who informed their Slovakian counterparts on Monday.
The cops sent in an undercover officer posing as the victim in a sting operation to catch the suspected flesh-eater.

But as officers attempted to arrest the man yesterday, in the north-eastern village of Kysak, a gunfight broke out and the man and a cop were shot.

A Kysak police spokesman said: “It appears this man was genuinely seeking to eat someone.

“His ad said he wanted someone who would agree to be put to sleep then killed, cut up, cooked and eaten.

“One of our officers and the suspect both suffered gunshot wounds during the arrest and are both being treated in hospital.”

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32910/cannibal-turned-in-by-dinner-guest/

What are Collard Greens? Soul Food Sunday

Posted by admin On May - 8 - 2011

Collard greens are a staple vegetable of southern U.S. cuisine. They are often prepared with other similar green leaf vegetables, such as kale, turnip greens, spinach, and mustard greens in “mixed greens”. They are generally eaten year-round in the South. Typical seasonings when cooking collards can consist of smoked and salted meats (ham hocks, smoked turkey drumsticks, pork neckbones, fatback or other fatty meat), diced onions, vinegar, salt, and black, white, or crushed red pepper. Traditionally, collards are eaten on New Year’s Day, along with black-eyed peas or field peas and cornbread, to ensure wealth in the coming year, as the leaves resemble folding money. Cornbread is used to soak up the “pot liquor“, a nutrient-rich collard broth. Collard greens may also be thinly sliced and fermented to make collard kraut, which is often cooked with flat dumplings.

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A rubber “flying” pig was among the pounds of rubbish collected during the 2011 riverbank cleanup in Calgary.

About 2,000 volunteers spent a sunny Sunday picking up litter at the 44th Annual Pathway and River Cleanup.

The city co-ordinated the garbage collection around paths and major waterways including the Bow and Elbow rivers, Nose Creek and the Glenmore Reservoir.

“The objective of this cleanup is to raise awareness of environmental stewardship and the accumulation of litter in the city,” said Corrina Baxter, with Calgary Parks.

“It’s unfortunate we have to have the cleanup, but we do, and it’s great to have Calgarians to come out.”

A class on handling hazardous waste is mandatory. One group found a pellet gun.

The Calgary Police Service was called to deal with the firearm.

A knife was discovered on the Bow riverbed near 10th Street N.W. by Bob Brereton. A 28-year veteran of the cleanup, Brereton said he’s found many dangerous things while volunteering with the event, however, one hazardous item is disappearing from the rubbish piles.

“There are a lot less needles these days,” noted Brereton. “I think this is because there are lots of needle boxes along the river and people recognize they can throw them in there and so there’s a lot less along the river banks.”

Brereton added despite the fact that Calgarians are becoming increasingly aware of pollution in our waterways -litter still accumulates.

“There’s more garbage periodmore bigger things like bicycles in the river, Safeway carts, tires and stuff like that,” he claimed. “We should be doing this cleanup a couple times a year and not just once a year.”

The city spokesperson didn’t know how much litter was bagged this year, but 2010′s collection weighed in at 5,000 kg. Fifteen city trucks made the rounds to gather rubbish that Calgarians like Mariel Higuerey picked up.

“We found a few bottles for recycling,” said Higuerey, who was stationed at Carburn Park in the south east. “There was mostly cigarette butts and some trash.”

Higuerey’s group also found a tent that she called a weird find. Other strange items were four coconuts, a pair of cross-country skis, a vintage tin filled with antique buttons and a pink rubber pig stretched out in flight mode.

The Bantral team found the pig in North Glenmore Park and the item cleaned up in the city’s “most unusual find” contest. The pig will be dumped, but the city is keeping the buttons and also talking about taking photos in the future to record the cleanup’s interesting finds.

Sisters Chantel and Krysta Pascuzzo think if people respected the environment then there shouldn’t be a need for cleanup. However, they felt good about helping out Calgary and hope they set an example.

“People are so materialistic now,” noted Chantel. “They just want to be trendy so maybe we should start a new trend by picking up garbage.”

lstorry@calgaryherald.com

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Article source: http://www.calgaryherald.com/technology/River+reveals+hidden+booty+during+this+year+cleanup/4708569/story.html

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