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I just finished reading this book. It is a must have book for anyone who is interested in professional wrestling. It doesn’t matter if you are a fan, worker, promoter, or historian, this book is a must read.

Norm is a great storyteller. He paints a simple picture and he makes it easy for anyone to enjoy this read. I cannot tell you how dead on this book is. Do yourself a favor, skip the latest WWE biography and buy this book.

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Judy is a masseuse at Orange Spa in Tampa, Florida.  It is just off of Dale Mabry on Spruce Street.  Please take a moment and read our interview with her. 

Judy, How are you today?
I am doing good.  It has been busy.  I have had appointments back to back for the entire day.

So how old are you and where are you from? 
I am twenty five and I am from Manhattan.

I am going to guess you are not originally from Manhattan.  Can you tell us a little more about your background?
Well, I am originally from California.  My parents still live there.  When I was one, we moved to South Korea.  Then I returned to the US to go to school.  I did my schooling in Cali.  About four years ago I moved to Manhattan.  I still live there now.

You live in Manhattan.  That seems kind of odd, since you are currently in Tampa.  How does that work?
The girls come in here on a rotation.  We spend 21 days here.  Some stay thirty, but 21 is all I want to do.  You work 21 days straight with little sleep, but you make a lot of money and you can go home and take time off afterwards.

That is pretty interesting.  I was wondering if you were Korean.  It seems there are a lot of Korean masseuses. 
Well you are in a Korean spa, so that would be correct.

So what is a table shower? 
We basically bring you in, and you lay face down on the shower table.  We soap you up and wash you off.  It is warm and relaxing.

Is the table sanitary?  I assume a lot of gross guys lie on it. 
Yeah, it is pretty clean.  We have a Mama who cleans and a Mama who cooks.  They clean the table day and night – between each visit.

Can you tell our readers what you look like?  I assume you won’t let us take a picture.
Well, I am slender.  I have long black hair.  I am wearing a small black bra and panties set, and I have D cup that is all natural.

Natural D cup on a slender Korean girl.  I have a hard time believing that. 
Well believe it.  My mother and grandmother are all busty.  These are 100% real.

What else can you tell us? 
Well a massage is $80 plus tip.  Tips around here range from $80 to $200 dollars for a one-hour massage, if you want a memorable massage.  I do some massage in Manhattan too, but my parents don’t know about it.  This is my way of making some big money.  This is my personal choice, and I enjoy what I do. I use the name Ruby because it is easy for people to remember, like Ruby Tuesday.

Have you given any massages to memorable people?
One guy I massaged had only one testicle.  That was different, but apparently everything else about him worked just fine.

I see there is a mirror in the room.  What is that about?  Are cops watching behind the mirrors?
Rooms One and Seven have mirrors.  They are smaller rooms, so they make the room look bigger.  Why do you mention cops?   Are you a cop?  I don’t like cops. Sometimes people think I am cop, because I speak such good English.

No.  I am just asking. 
Good.  Well, I have a client waiting.  I will chat with you later.

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Here are the ten posts that get the most views…

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I bet you are wondering, what is the most downloaded image on www.afro-squad.com/blog? Could it be one of the thousands of funny images that Afro-Squad posts online? Is it something from Cracked? Is it something from Weekly World News? Is it a funny Fail picture? Nah. It is Kim Kardashian’s fat ass, as seen on the left.  In fact, Kim’s ass represents four of our top ten downloaded images.  Phoenix Marie represents five of the ten, and a modeling picture of adult film star Carmilla Bing rounds out the top ten!  There you go!  Now you know!

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The Best of The Serious Tip by writer, blogger, and stand-up comic Michael Lortz is now available in paperback and Kindle e-book on Amazon.com.

Composed of Michael Lortz’s best work under the nom de guerre Jordi Scrubbings, The Best of The Serious Tip features numerous commentaries on sports, music, politics, and pro wrestling. Also included are interviews with adult movie star Kayden Kross, Playboy model Angela McLin (aka adult star Lexi Stone), comedian Michael J. Nelson, writer/ actor Brian Spaeth, and musician Lisa Vitale.

Michael Lortz is a Tampa-based writer, blogger, and comic who has written for the Tampa Bay Times, Deadspin.com, Creative Loafing – Tampa, Minor League Baseball.com, and many other sports and humor sites. He has been published in Bus Leagues Baseball.com’s The Bus Leagues Experience Volume 1 & 2. He has also performed on stage at the Tampa Improv as well as at various comedy clubs in Central Florida. Michael can be found online at www.jordiscrubbings.com, contacted at jordiscrubbings@gmail.com, and followed on twitter at @JordiScrubbings.

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Norman Reedus, who plays Daryl Dixon on AMC’s The Walking Dead, talks about Daryl’s zombie ear necklace and why it’s impossible to not look cool with a crossbow.

Q: “Chupacabra” is a pretty intense episode.

A: It’s like Deliverance meets Motorhead.

Q: In this episode, Daryl has a necklace of ears. Were you pleased with the necklace?

A: It’s a necklace of ears, man! Cutting off the ears is just Daryl getting angry and doing what he has to do to save himself. I love that he’s still like that.

Q: Last year you told us your challenge was to make a racist likeable. Now your character is a fan favorite. Have you enjoyed the switch?

A: I’ve tried to make him more of a multi-layered character — someone who can tear up and then try to knife you. He’s kind of like this wet little coyote that doesn’t know where he’s at and people are trying to reach over and pet him and he snaps back.

Q: Last year you told us you had never used a crossbow before. You must be pretty comfortable with the thing by now?

A: [Laughs] I’m pretty well-versed in crossbow-ness by now, but I’m still figuring out new ways to use it all the time. These days I can flip it around my back or use it to prop a shotgun up. I’ve gotten good at running and shooting it, too. My latest accomplishment is that I can jump on a horse and hook the reins onto the horn of the saddle and flip it over my back and load and fire it while riding. You can’t not look cool with a crossbow.

Q: The zombie actors must cringe when they have a scene with you.

A: You have to dry fire on set — and it’s with another wimpy crossbow, with the tension let out. If it’s a close range zombie kill, like that episode where I roll over on my back and shoot a zombie who’s on top of me, it’s with that Nerf-like crossbow.

Q: Daryl is a survivalist and outdoors type of guy. Are you like that?

A: [Laughs] I’ve been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I’d probably just curl up and cry until someone found me. I have to say living in Georgia while shooting The Walking Dead — I love the country. I’ve been riding my motorcycle in my time off, not seeing anyone for hours. I love it here.

Q: Have you stumbled upon any hidden secrets in your travels around Georgia?

A: I also have an old truck — a 1979 Ford F150 that has big wheels on it — and what I’ve found out is that if you ride in the country in a truck, the other truck drivers wave to you. I love the politeness down here.

Q: Did you give Laurie Holden a hard time because her character shoots Daryl?

A: Yeah we had a big laugh about that. I was like “Laurie, I can’t believe you did that!” She was like, “I was really sad, I swear!” She’s become a good friend of mine. We’ve all become really tight on the show.

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Afro-Squad has been online for well over a decade, and we’ve made tons of other websites over the years. Our websites get thousands of visitors, and we’ve tried a lot of advertising methods.

Google has been by far the most successful advertisor for us. We get hig quality ads, and we make decent money from them. However, we are testing Adbrite on this site to see if they compare to Google.

In the first 10 days of August, we got 24,000 impressions with our Google ads on pro wrestling sites. From those 24K impressions, people clicked our ads 92 times. Google will pay us $28 for those 92 clicks. That equals 30 cents a click.

During our test on Afro-Squad.com, Adbrite got us 13,410 impressions. That means 13K people saw Adbrite advertisements. From those 13K impressions, people clicked the ads 17 times. The fewer clicks per impression than Google may be because of my ad placement. So I can’t necessarily blame Adbrite. However, it is likely that Adbrite just has less interesting ads. It seems that Adbrite ads have nothing to do with my content, probably because they have fewer advertisors. In total, Adbrite will pay me 84 cents for those 17 clicks. That’s about 5 cents a click.

When you compare, Google is paying me six times what Adbrite is paying me. Of course, this often has to do with the type of content. You make more money off of better quality content. For example, you could make $2 a click with a web site about legal advice and less from a site about bikini models. That’s just how the advertising world works.

I have tested Google and Adsense for years, and in every comparision, Google has won out. Google Adsense pays more per click than any advertisor I have ever found online.

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Here is the latest entry in our weekly “Worst of the Web” column.  It is a site titled “Real Aliens and UFO.”  Here is a sample of the page:

Welcome to the biggest website dedicated to one question: Are aliens real?
You will find here lots of information about:
Alien abduction, Extraterrestrial life, Roswell incident, Ufo sightings, Crop circles, Conspiracy theories, Paranormal phenomenons and other Aliens proofs such as pictures, footages and videos. The real aliens website is on its early stages, Currently there are over 100 aliens pages here and still growing !

“Mommy, are aliens real?”
“No, Tommy.” Jessica pinned the next sheet to the clothes line. “Aliens aren’t real. They’re something made-up, make-belief like you see on Mister Dressup. They’re monsters that were made to scare the adults.”

“I saw aliens on the X-Files.” Tommy sauntered through the wind-pulled sheets. “They were small and grey all over. They had no hair and they had big black eyes like a big bug.” He whizzed his toy spaceship through the air, between and around the wet sheets.

“The X-Files is a television show, Tommy,” Jessica reminded. She whipped the creases out of another sheet. “It’s something called science-fiction, which is another phrase for make-belief.”

“But what about Cancerman!” Tommy protested. “He looked just like the old man who lives next door–and he worked for the government!” Jessica smiled and shook her head. “It’s all pretend, Tommy. It’s all pretend. The universe is a big, big place–but it’s impossible to cross all that space.”

Tommy frowned. “Whatever. I’m going to Eric’s house.” “Okay, Tommy.” Jessica clapped her hands together. “But be back before dinner! We’re having spinach and carrots and potatoes.” Tommy went to Eric’s house with a disgusted look on his face.

Jessica smiled to herself. “Kids will be kids,” she said. She pinned the last sheet to the clothes line and went inside to signal the mother ship.

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Fred Williamson (Black Caesar) proves once again he’s the ultimate soul brotherdark, daring and ready for surprises. He and s#xy co-star Pam Grier (Jackie Brown) heat up the sheets and the streets in this scintillating soul flick about a city ripped apart by prejudice, greed and plenty of gangsta action. Bucktown explodes like sparks and gasolinesetting small-town America on fire! Dean Johnson (Williamson) arrives in Bucktown to bury his murdered brother. He then takes over his brother’s bar and everything that comes with it: the goodwhich includes a foxy localgal (Grier)and the bada sleazy police force that shakes him down for protection money. Proving he can’t be pushed, Johnson calls in his big-city brothers who move into town with the necessary firepower to set things straight. But when the smoke clears, Johnson finds that his victorious cohorts are just as bad as the bigoted cops they’ve just destroyed, and now he has to rid the city of his violent friendsby any means necessary!

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Livermush is a Southern United States food product composed of pig liver, head parts, and cornmeal. It is commonly spiced with pepper and sage. Vaguely similar to scrapple, livermush was most likely brought south through the Appalachian mountains by German settlers from Philadelphia. Livermush is colloquially known as poor man’s or poor boy’s pâté.

Shelby, North Carolina hosts an annual Livermush Exposition, which began in 1987 to celebrate the unique delicacy. In that year the Cleveland County Commissioners and the Shelby City Council passed resolutions proclaiming that “livermush is the most delicious, most economical and most versatile of meats.” Other towns in North Carolina that have livermush festivals include Drexel and Marion. Sonny’s Grill in Blowing Rock, NC, now closed, was famous for its livermush.^[1]

It is commonly prepared by cutting a slice off of a prepared loaf and frying it with grease in a skillet until golden brown, similar to the way Spam is prepared. At breakfast it is served alongside grits and eggs. For lunch it can be made into a sandwich with mayonnaise or mustard, either fried as above, or left cold. As livermush’s popularity has risen, it has appeared as an ingredient in dishes such as omelettes and pizzas.

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