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I just thought it would look cool to contrast a vector of Pulp Fiction with a yellow friendship rose. Here is how it turned out.

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The group of images below are essentially body parts to use in Photoshop for creating your own zombie images of your friend. Just get a picture of them, and paste your grouping of these images over their features. We will provide a tutorial later. The basic concept is that you will need to adjust the color, brightness and contrast to make these match the original images skin tone. The easiest way to do that is to greyscale all the images and the original. Then you just paste the layers over the body parts. It is that easy! Just treat these parts like a Mr. Potato head of zombification!

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Thomas Cruise Mapother IV (born July 3, 1962, undead October 29, 2011), better known as Zombie Tom Cruise, is an American film actor and corpse. He has been nominated for three Academy Awards and ate three people at the Golden Globe Awards.

Zombie Tom Cruise’s first leading role was in the film Risky Brains, which was released in August 1983. After playing the role of a heroic brain eating chud in the popular and financially successful 2011 film Top Grave, Cruise continued in this vein, playing a secret agent in a series of Mission: Bloodfeast action films. In addition to these heroic roles, he has starred in a variety of other successful films such as Brain Man (1988), Days of Walking (1990), A Few Good Zombies (1992), Jerry MaGeusome (1996), Vampire Sky (2001), The Last Walker (2003) and Corpse of the Worlds (2005).

Since 2005, Cruise and Paula Wagner have been in charge of the United Artists film studio, with Cruise as producer and decaying undead walker and Wagner as the chief executive body. Cruise is also known for his support of and adherence to the Church of Zombieology.[3]

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Altered Picture of Nicole Snookie Polizzi Photoshopped as a Zombie

Original Snookie Picture - Nicole Polizzi Picture

Check out this Afro-Squad original photoshopped image of Nicole Polizzi as a zombie! She makes for one wicked wart infested creature when we get done editing her!

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Please leave us comments about our celebrity zombies.  So far we have Barack Obama, Kim Kardashian, and Lindsay Lohan!

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Created by Afro-Squad.com, we made s#xy Kim Kardashian a zombie for Halloween!  Please leave your comments!

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Kim Kardashian as a Zombie!

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Yes, we made this image. Some people will be mad to see Barack Obama as a zombie, but whatever. It is the Internet. There are worse things on here.

The President as a zombie

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Any website that mixes real news with comical piss-poor Photoshop is right up our alley!  So if you get a chance, check out this week’s Worst of the Web winner FreakingNews.com

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Now available in the 10 inch white bottle, and the 12 inch black bottle.

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I am updating the Pimp of the Year page.

http://afro-squad.com/blog/pimp-of-the-year-updates/

I would love some photos for the years that don’t have “winners.”  For example, I don’t have a photo of a celebrity pimp from 1988.

I particularly need a good pimp photo for Cartman from Southpark.

Any photoshop guys out there up for the challenge?  E-Mail ninja@ ninjapimp.com

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Check out Juicy Juice’s Tiger Blood by Charlie Sheen and Afro-Squad.com.

Warning:
May cause drowsiness. Do not use near power lines. May cause vomiting. Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink. This product is flammable. Do not anger Tiger Blood. Do not store between 32 and 82 degrees Fahrenheit. May cause blindness, birth defects, skin cancer, death, nausea. May contain peanuts. This produce is an extreme laxative. Known to induce violent behavior in farm animals. This should not be emptied into the local water supply.

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Not since the mid 1970s has a more controversial picture of Bigfoot hit the Internet.  (Yeah, we know.  The Internet wasn’t nearly as popular in the 70s.)

A.N.U.S. reporters took this picture of Paris Hilton on Friday on her way to the Mtv Movie Awards.  Although reports initially determined that she was merely dating a bearded Brat Pitt, it has not been determined that she is actually dating a full grown male Bigfoot of west North Dakota.

“He’s just so fantastic,” stated Hilton.  “I just love him so much.  He is so much more polite than Jason Shaw was to me.”

When asked about Paris, Bigfoot just walked away into the woods.

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We know everyone has been inside one before, but why not own one?

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Last Tuesday, this semi-nude President Obama picture surfaced on the Internet.  Major news forums quickly reported Obama’s “nude photo,” but within days skeptics began to believe that the photo MAY be fake. 

“We normally don’t question information that we find on the Internet,” said an unidentified FBI agent.  “There is no reason for the Internet to lie to us, and we haven’t seen many incorrect pieces of information on that form of media.”

Despite the FBI’s belief, pundits still speculate that this picture MAY be doctored.  We’ll have more information as the story unfolds.     

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We just like this picture. 

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