After DNA tests, it turns out that Barack Obama is 100% pirate. This makes Captain Obama our first swashbuckler president.
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After DNA tests, it turns out that Barack Obama is 100% pirate. This makes Captain Obama our first swashbuckler president.
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The Afrosquad News Universe Syndicate would like to thank the proud members of the Afro-Squad Army for all their sacrifices in the their efforts to stop the Man. Pictured left are the grandparents of Squad members Jordi Scrubbings, SnowMan Jones, Rated R Afro-Star, Afa, and KrazyMan. These brave individuals fought in Iwo Jima back in in 1945, when the Man tried to take over China and much of Asia.
The Afro-Squad had just liberated Europe from the Man. Here is to you, our liberators from evil.
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While Rip Torn and the corpse of Elvis Presley were his co-hosts, it was the stylish Gary Busci (seen left) who the masses waited to see last night at Hollywood Zombie Walk 2010. Gary definitely was worth the wait. Everything came to a halt in the Paris Theatre when he arrived, looking younger and more lifelike than ever. For Gary, he was stunning.
He looked amazing in a pale gray skin, collapsed eye, and the usual comforting grunts. Since officially becoming a zombie in 2010, Gary is one of the few people who seems more “normal” since becoming a zombie.
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Despite reports of fewer and fewer jobs on the market today, President Obama is happy to report that a special segment of the work force has seen an increase in employment.
“I am happy to announce that my reforms are working,” Said the President. He continued, “There are now more workers between the ages of 8 and 18 than there have ever been in US history! Furthermore, the unemployment rate among the elderly has reached an all time low. With my reforms we are seeing new jobs in the hot glass, chimney cleaning, and intensive labor industries. These jobs are being filled by some of America’s oldest and youngest workers.”
Despite the news, protesters in China are worried about American labor law practices. They site that the U.S. government needs to step up efforts to indenture their servants.
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