Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.

For generations Asian women learned how to treat a man by following rules laid down by Thai philosopher Sunthron Phu in his book Maxims for Teaching Women.  Now they’ve taken his words of wisdom that have been passsed down fro more than 2,000 years and updated them to deal with men in 2012.

Here are the winning recommendations for Western women who want to trade be successful in love and marriage:

1) YOUR MAN IS KING - Remember that your man/husband comes first – before you, your parents, your outside interests or even your children.

2) RISE EARLY.  Get up in the morning before your man does.  Make sure you prepare a healthy breakfast so he gets a good stare on the day.  Even if you have to leave before him, make sure he has a nice breakfast waiting for him when he comes into the kitchen in the morning.

3) NEVER NAG.   Never, ever. If he wants to stop off after work and have a few drinks with his buddies, that’s his business.  If he forgot to take out the garbage – do it yourself.

4)  BE AT HOME.  Make sure you’re always at home when he gets in from a hard day at the office.  Even if you are working, make sure you get home to your man/husband as soon as possible.

5)  SMILE.   Always greet your man with a smile on your face and, if you can, a cold drink in your hand.

6)  DINNER READY.    If you are home, or get home first, always have a delcious dinner ready to be served. And if he comes home feeling tense, give him a massage to ease his aches and pains.

7)  LET HIM HANG WITH FRIENDS.  If your man wants to have his buddies over for a night of poker, or football, or video games, don’t  get mad. Encourage it and make sure you’ve got lots of sandwiches and cold beer on hand to serve them.

 ASK FIRST.  Always ask him first before you go spending his hard-earned money, or even your hard-earned money, to buy something for yourself.

9)  REMOTE CONTROL.   Let him choose the programs you watch onteleveision.   The television is man’s domain… he should be in charge.  And only Netflix/rent HIS  favorite movies.

10)  OBEY.  Don’t do things your husband doesn’t approve of.  And don’t complain about it. If he doesn’t want you wasting tyour time watching soap operas or having coffee with a neighbor, obey him.  You’ll both be happier for it.

11)  WILD IN BED.  Be a temptress in bed.  I fhe likes you in sexy lingerie, wear it.  Be shy and demure when you’re out in public, but once the lights are out, let him know he’s the only man in the world who can please you.

12)  KNOW SPORTS.  Bone up on sports so you’ll have something to talk about. But always let him start the conversation.

13)  KEEP FIT. Keep yourself in shape and always dress nicely so you’ll be a wife any husband would be proud to have.

14)  CLEANING.  Keep your home spic and span at all times.  It should look like you’re expecting company.  And the laundry should always be done.  Your man  should never have to look for clean socks or underwear and his shirts should all be ironed – by you.

Follow ALL these steps and you will be happy for the rest of your life!

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Jacob Sutton’s mesmerizing video of pro snowboarder  William Hughes cutting through the Alps in an LED-charged snowsuit is one of the internet’s most beautiful surprises.

John Spatcher’s custom-built (and “temperamental”) suit makes Hughes look like a modern Yeti, glowing ethereally as he slides through the Rhones-Alpes region at night.

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Astronomers discovered a new galaxy  and the cluster of stars, dust and gas is shaped like a human fetus. And it may be alive!

Dr. Jacob Yablonski says the galaxy is located 40 thousand light years from Earth and measures millions of miles across.

He could not explain why scientists haven’t spotted the galaxy before.  He did say that the star system appears to be growing and emits radio waves in short busts that amazingly sound like a human heartbeat.

“We’ve never seen anything like it,” said Dr.  Yablonski, whose studies of galaxies and black holes have earned him a global reputation.

“The galaxy is unusually bright and definitely resembles a human fetus.  It has a large head, torso, arms, feet and hands.

“There is even the suggest of an umbilical cord protruding from the belly.  We don’t know exactly what to make of it at this point.

“But the sheer intensity of radio waves and radiation coming from the galaxy indicate that it is growing rapidly and is unusually active.

“I don’t think it’s going too far to say that we might be witnessing the birth of a new life-form.”

Dr. Yablonski and a research team discovered the galaxy while performing a routine telescopic survey of the heavens from a base in Kenya on February 4th.

The scientists initially thought that the human shape was caused by moisture or dust in the their equipment. But computer-enhanced satellite photos obtained from the Soviet Union and United States clearly show the galaxy to be human in shape.

Further study revealed that radio waves are coming from the galaxy in heartbeat-like bursts that indicate the star system may be alive.

“It could be a coincidence – but I doubt it,” said Dr. Yablonski.

‘When we plot the bursts on a graph they look exactly like an ultrasound.

“If that thing is alive w wer’re definitely going to hear more from it. Sometimes I look at the galaxy and expect to hear it scream.”

Other astronomers studying the new galaxy agree that its human form is unusual but are reluctant to suggest that it might be alive.

One U.s. astronomer says the heart-beat like radio pulses “may not mean anything at all.”

“The pulses are definitely unique but that doesn’t mean that the galaxy is a living creature,” said the expert.  ”I’m not ruling anything out. We simply need to study this further.”

Said Dr. Yablonski:  ”We’ll know much more in the months and years to come.

“if the galaxy grows and develops along human lines there will then be no doubt that it is indeed alive.  Even if it’s not, we’ve still made an exciting discovery.

“Every new star and galaxy we discover brings us that much closer to finding out how our entire universe was born.

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Chameleons are known for their ability to blend in, but this one is even better known for being the world’s smallest chameleon.

Balanced on the tip of a scientist’s fingernail in Madagascar, the-three centimetre reptile is no bigger than the flies that form his average-sized cousin’s lunch.

Scientists discovered four new species – called Brookesia micra – on a small islet just off the main island.

This particular chameleon is now thought to be one of the smallest reptiles on the planet.

Ted Townsend, of San Diego State University, carried out genetic testing on the new species.

He said: “Their size suggests that chameleons might have evolved in Madagascar from small and inconspicuous ancestors, quite unlike the larger and more colourful chameleons most familiar to us today.”

Wil Longbottom
Mail Online 

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Move over Buster Simcus (if you can), a Brit  is now the world’s fattest man!

Keith Martin, 42, tips the scales at  822 pounds, and is so large that he is bed-ridden.

His needs are putting an extra drain on the British NHS resources and costing the taxpayer thousands of dollars as he requires an army of 18 medical professionals to look after him, including ambulance staff, carers and nurses.

Eight ambulance workers must be on hand to help hoist his giant frame to a reinforced vehicle for frequent hospital visits close to his home in Harlesden, North-West London.

Trips for health checks are the only occasions in the past ten years on which he has left his bed. He also requires four carers to visit him twice a day and four nurses three times a week to wash him and monitor his health as his staggering weight is putting massive strain on his heart and other internal organs.

Medics say he would need to shed half his bulk before he could even be considered for a gastric band to aid his weight loss.

Mr. Martin took the crown of heaviest man on the planet after the previous title-holder –  1,260 pounds Mexican – went on a crash diet. Manuel Uribe, 44, is still listed as the heaviest man in the Guinness Book of Records but is believed to have shrunk to a relatively svelte  430 punds.  Mr Martin has also overtaken another former world’s heaviest man, fellow Brit Paul Mason.

Mr Mason, a 51-year-old former postman from Ipswich, slimmed down from 980 pounds to 550 pounds after being warned he was dangerously close to death.

At the height of his binge-eating, Mr Mason would consume in excess of 20,000 calories per day and would be wheeled to local takeaways daily by his carers.

By 2002, he was so big that a 5ft window at his former home had to be removed and a forklift truck brought in to lift him when he needed to go to hospital for a hernia operation.

The subsequent fitting of a gastric band coupled with a healthy diet finally saw him reach a manageable weight.

Keith Martin Daily Meals:

Super-sized Mr Martin seems to have no plans to follow Mr Mason’s lead, and tells a Channel 5 documentary, due to be aired next week, that his life of excess was triggered by the death of his mother when he was a teenager.

‘My mother died when I was 16 and I didn’t care about anything after that and I couldn’t care less about what happened to me –  I ate anything and everything,’  he said.

‘I blame myself. It was my fault and I hate what I have done to myself.’

Mr Martin has not had a  girlfriend for 20 years and can  no longer find clothes that fit  him, as he is 5ft 9in with a six- foot waist.

He relies on round-the-clock support from carers and relatives with his two sisters taking it in turn to carry out house visits. He spends his days watching television and gorging on sweets, cakes, biscuits and sausages.

Mr Martin is one of several morbidly obese Brits to appear in the TV program Big Body Squad, which aims to raise awareness of the plight of more than a million similarly overweight  people who cost taxpayers millions of pounds in home help costs  every year.

Nichola Jones
Daily Mail 

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SIBERIA –  A wooly mammoth has been spotted roaming the tundra of Siberia!

The beast was spotted trudging acrosst icy waters in a sighting that proves woolly mammoths are not extinct after all.

The animal – thought to have mostly died out roughly 4,000 years ago – was apparently filmed wading through a river in the freezing wilds of Siberia.

The jaw-dropping sighting was confirmed by multiple witnesses, including a government-employed engineer last summer in the Chukotka Autonomous Okrug region of Siberia.

The elephant-sized creature struggled against the racing water, then headed for the witnesses, who ran fast – and far.   But not before snatching some hair samples along the mammoths’s route.

Its hair matches samples recovered from mammoth remains regularly dug up from the permafrost in frozen Russia.

The witnesses were reportedly in the area surveying for a planned road.

Biologist Sandra Jangigian said: “Rumours of a handful of mammoths still kicking around in the vast wilderness of Siberia have been circulating for decades and occasionally sightings by locals have occurred.  But this is a significant sighting that has been confirmed by mulitple sources.”

“Siberia is an enormous territory and much of it remains completely unexplored and untouched by humans. “

Woolly mammoths roamed the Earth 10,000 years ago during the last Ice Age.

A small pocket remained on and around Wrangel Island, off the coast of Siberia, and these did not die out until 3,500 years ago.

Ms. Jangigian added:  ”It is highly possible that a number of species, extinct elsewhere, survive in the area.

“If surviving woolly mammoths were found in Siberia, it could run against Russia’s plans to further develop and exploit the area’s considerable resources.

“It would be potentially one of the greatest discoveries ever.”

This may be one of the greatest discoveries of all time.

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ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.

North Korea’s formerly deceased communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed

Notably absent from the public eye for months, Kim Jong Il has been recently been spotted in small towns throughout the American heartland. North Korean officials deny these claims, sating “Preposterous! Our Glorious Leader is dead, working tirelessly for the people from the afterlife.�

Here he is relaxing in his Georgia apartment:

Although attempting to blend in, Kim Jong Il attracted unwanted attention when he began happily singing along to Dave Matthews’ “Under the Table and Dreaming� at a listening station.

After nearly two hours of careful consideration he left the store with albums by Tom Waits, Neutral Milk Hotel, and Johnny Cash on vinyl. Before leaving he picked up a flier for a house party at the nearby University of Georgia. Investigation has yet to conclude whether the communist leader attended the kegger.

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ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.

North Korea’s formerly deceased communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed

Notably absent from the public eye for months, Kim Jong Il has been recently been spotted in small towns throughout the American heartland. North Korean officials deny these claims, sating “Preposterous! Our Glorious Leader is dead, working tirelessly for the people from the afterlife.�

Here he is relaxing in his Georgia apartment:

Although attempting to blend in, Kim Jong Il attracted unwanted attention when he began happily singing along to Dave Matthews’ “Under the Table and Dreaming� at a listening station.

After nearly two hours of careful consideration he left the store with albums by Tom Waits, Neutral Milk Hotel, and Johnny Cash on vinyl. Before leaving he picked up a flier for a house party at the nearby University of Georgia. Investigation has yet to conclude whether the communist leader attended the kegger.

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JERSEY SHORE, PA – Purple Squirrels are running wild – attacking property and people!

The fuchsia beasts are rampaging through the streets of Jersey Shore.  Swarms of the purple squirrels have destroyed dozens of houses and there are over 57 people that have been taken to the hospital with multiple squirrel bites.

One couple put out a squirrel trap that they’d left out to prevent the rodents from stealing food from bird feeder – and were shocked to see that they caught a purple critter.

“We couldn’t believe our eyes,” said Gladys Marberry.  ”We thought it was a doll, but then it growled at us.  It was so scary.  I hid under the bed.”

A local squirrel expert, Tad Billings said:

“If it has white hair on it at all, it’s probably not dyed. I’ve had multiple squirrels as pets, though, and I’ve certainly never seen a purple one. I’ve seen dark red, light red, gray and brown, but never purple. Also, I’ve tried to dye my dog before, and trust me it didn’t look like this. Though, I’ve only seen a picture, so your guess is as good as mine.”

Billings doesn’t know why the squirrels are destroying property and biting humans.  ”They must have been provoked in some way, that’s all I can come up with.”

Authorities in Maine and New Hampshire are also reporting vicious attacks by purple squirrels.  If you see a purple squirrel, do not approach – just call 911!

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Gisele Bundchen continues to diss her hubby’s New England Patriots teammates!

As Giselles exited the Super Bowl on Sunday night, she revealed her long-held negative feelings about her husband’s teammates.

Other players’ wives and members of the Patriots’ organization gave me an earful Monday as Bundchen’s comments went viral.

Reportedly egged on by a New York Giants fan who made a mocking remark to Bundchen on her way out of Lucas Oil Stadium, the Brazilian beauty said, “My husband cannot f – – – – – – throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.â€�

A veteran team staffer said: “Gisele may have had a point, but she should have left it to the sportswriters and other Monday morning quarterbacks. . . . She already is not liked by many players and their wives due to her arrogant attitude. . . . This sure won’t help improve things.�

A Brady teammate told WWN, “Gisele has very few friends among the wives. Of course, many are jealous of her looks and all that, but she doesn’t make it easy to like her — since she obviously feels so superior to all of us.�

He didn’t help that Gisele doubled-down today.  She went after the Patriot defensive line, “they got beat on the edge too many times,” against the cornerbacks, “they blew coverage too many times,” and, of course the offensive line, “if they can’t protect my Tommy, they should go back to moving boulders.”

The other Patriot wives certainly don’t like the way Giselle prances around Gillette Stadium:

Another source — close to a lot of the Patriots’ wives — told me, “Gisele is . . . so stuck up and treats them all like yahoos. . . . In many cases, the other wives are not all that sophisticated, but Gisele has been openly snotty to several of them — making cracks about how they dress and use too much makeup. Stuff like that.�

Trouble in Tom world.

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Astronomers have discovered a planetary system orbiting the Sun-like star HD 10180.  One planet, Zamina, is identical to earth.

The team of astronomers also found evidence that the distances of the planets from their star follow a regular pattern, as also seen in our Solar System.

“We have found what is the system with the most planets yet discovered,” says Christophe Lovis, lead author of the paper reporting the result.

“Studies of planetary motions in the new system reveal complex gravitational interactions between the planets and give us insights into the long-term evolution of the system.”

The team used the HARPS spectrograph, attached to ESO’s telescope at La Silla, Chile, for a six-year-long study of HD 10180, located 127 light-years away in the southern constellation of Hydrus.

The astronomers detected the tiny motions of the star caused by the gravitational attractions from five or more planets. The five strongest signals indicate planets with roughly the mass of Neptune, which orbit with periods ranging from six to 600 days. They lie between 0.06 and 1.4 times the Earth–Sun distance from their star.

“We that two other planets are present,” says Lovis.

One would be a Saturn-like planet orbiting in 2,200 days. The other, Zamina, is the smallest exoplanet yet discovered, with a mass about 1.4 times that of the Earth. It’s very close to its host star, at just two percent of the Earth–Sun distance.

“This object causes a wobble of its star of only about three kilometers per hour — slower than walking speed — and this motion is very hard to measure,” says team member Damien Ségransan. If confirmed, it would be a hot rocky planet, similar to Corot-7b.

The inner region of the system is more populated than our own. It probably has no Jupiter-like gas giant. Unlike in our solar system, all the planets seem to have almost circular orbits.

So far, astronomers know of fifteen systems with at least three planets. The last record-holder was 55 Cancri, which contains five, two of them being giant planets. “Systems of low-mass planets like the one around HD 10180 appear to be quite common, but their formation history remains a puzzle,� says Lovis.

Using the new discovery as well as data for other planetary systems, the astronomers found an equivalent of the Titius–Bode law that exists in our Solar System: the distances of the planets from their star seem to follow a regular pattern.

They also found a relationship between the mass of a planetary system and the nature of its host star.

All very massive planetary systems are found around massive and metal-rich stars, while the four lowest-mass systems are found around lower-mass, metal-poor stars. Such properties confirm current theoretical models.

“This discovery highlights the fact that we are now entering a new era in exoplanet research: the study of complex planetary systems and not just of individual planets,” says Lovis.

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A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that watching the Super Bowl causes male impotence!

The study, which examined data from 20,000 incidents in which male participants were forced to watch footage from previous Super Bowls, successfully linked the watching of high-intensity, fast-paced sports footage to a sharp decrease in the male “virility.�

“The results were startling,� said biology professor Adam Dawson, the study’s lead researcher. “Even though Americans consider the Super Bowl to be one of the manliest events on TV, it turns out that watching it might not be so good for our…ahem… “health.�

According to Dawson, it is not uncommon for a man to contract a debilitating case of impotence even if he doesn’t profess to “watch the Super Bowl.� As the study suggests, merely being in the presence of a television on which the Super Bowl is being played can cause similar effects.

Even cheerleaders had not affect on the male participants in the study..

The study cites one case of a man who, after accidentally catching a glimpse of a Super Bowl commercial out of the corner of his eye last year, was rushed to the hospital with acute symptoms of impotence. He emerged three weeks later as a full-fledged woman.

“I never thought this would happen to me,� said the woman, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “I don’t even like football. I just went to that stupid Super Bowl party for the spinach dip. And now look at me!�

The study’s researchers cautioned to avoid watching the Super Bowl at all costs if they “value their manhood.�

“We know it won’t be easy,� said Dawson, “but were asking men to skip out on the Super Bowl this year. We want them to try to watch something else, something that doesn’t resemble the Super Bowl in any way – like an ice dancing marathon on the Lifetime channel.�

Some men have taken this warning to heart, and have already vowed to turn off their TVs come Super Bowl Sunday. Others, however, cannot resist the urge to sit back in their La-Z-Boys, crack open a few beers, and feast their eyes on the highly anticipated showdown between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers.

“Nothing gets between me and my Patriots,� said Bill Pascal, a diehard Patriots fan from  Newton, Massachusetts, “not even incapacitating case of male impotence.�

“Besides,� added Pascal, “I’m chubby, bald, and a Patriots fan – who’s going to want to date me in the first place?�

Dawson said he hopes that the new study will raise awareness for the dangers and health risks involved in watching the Super Bowl.

“130 million people are going to watch the Super Bowl this year,� said Dawson. “That means at least 85 million men will be putting their masculinity at stake by tuning in. If you truly appreciate your manliness, then turn off that TV!�

Super Bowl XLVI, which will be played between the New England Patriots and New York Giants, airs next Sunday, February 5 on NBC. Coverage starts at 6:30 pm. Will you be watching?

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GILGO BEACH, N.Y. – The Nassau County Police Department has identified a suspect in a series of sex worker murders.

After revising the profile and canvassing Long Island’s south shore area with a new batch of questions for residents, police uncovered a promising new lead.

“Read my lips: no new bodies. He’s feeling our heat. He’s been under surveillance for the last month, and he’s been quiet, as you may have noticed,� explained a Nassau County detective who requested anonymity.

Under pressure from the community and civic leaders including Nassau County Executive Edward Mangano, the NCPD went door-to-door in an attempt to speak with every resident of the Gilgo Beach community. Apparently, the shoe leather tactic paid off.

While the detective couldn’t divulge the name, age or address of the suspect, he did say, “This guy sent shivers up my spine when he answered the door. We asked him the same bank of questions we asked everyone else in the neighborhood. It became evident that he knew more, way more, than he should. Not to mention, he fit the profile. So we started digging around and watching him.�

Police sources confirm the profile depicts a white male, 30-50 years old, small stature, long-time area resident, formerly or currently in law enforcement and/or medical field, owner of two or more vehicles, living alone or with an elderly relative, secret bisexual orientation, multiple prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs, no children.

Ten sets of human remains, including those of a toddler believed to be the child of one of the escorts, have been found around Gilgo Beach since police started the investigation in December 2010. Four sets have been identified as missing female prostitutes who worked in the escort business.

Long Island has long been recognized as a haven for murderers. The detective on the case admits, “For whatever reason, serial killers feel safe here.�

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BOURNEMOUTH, UK -  Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week. 

Blue spheres of blue goo have been falling from the sky over England.  British authorities called in the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials to examine the goo and they have confirmed that the goo is from alien spaceships from Planet Gootan.

“Our scientists and extraterrestrial experts confirmed that the goo is from Planet Gootan.  It is harmless, but it is clearly a warming sign from the Gootans, who first landed on our planet on November 27, 2012,” said Dr. Susan Begley of the U.N. Panel.

The blue goo is contained in 15 inch sphere balls. The goo began falling on England last Thursday and has continued falling.

Paul Bernbee from Bournemouth found about a dozen of the balls in his garden.  “They’re difficult to pick up, I had to get a spoon and flick them into a jam jar,” said Bernbee.

The the jelly-like substance was “not meteorological” and could not be identified by any geologists or scientists in England, so they called in the United Nations.

Mr. Bernbee, a former aircraft engineer, said: “The sky went a really dark yellow color before the goo began to fall and then… it was everywhere.”

“As I walked outside to go to the garage there was an instant hail storm for a few seconds and I thought, ‘what’s that goo in the grass’?”

Bernbee refused to give his goo balls to the U.N. and plans on keeping the balls in his fridge in case “something cool happens to them.”

Sally Nixon of Dexter said that she was gardening when she was hit by three goo balls.  “They knocked me to the ground and I was covered in icky stuff,” said Nixon.  “It was gross.”

Nixon said that the spheres containing the goo have an exterior shell with a softer inner but have no smell, aren’t sticky and do not melt.”

Dr. Begley offered no explanation as to why the Gootans may be dropping goo but told WWN that the goo may be intended for the aliens from Planet Zeeba that have been spotted in England.  “The Zeebans have come to earth to help humans fight against The Gootans.  We know that this goo is harmless to humans, but it is deadly to Zeebans.”

So, if you are in England…  mind the goo!

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SWEDEN –  An international team of oceanic experts have found an alien ship from Planet Gootan National on the bottom of the Baltic Sea.

The ship was abandoned, but experts from the U.N. Panel of Extraterrestrials told WWN that the Gootans were using the Baltic Sea as a base to spy on humans.

The U.N. dispatched a team of experts in Unidentified Submarine Objects (USOs) to the Baltic Sea accompanied by an elite Navy SEALS team.  The U.S. military has been conducting a vast underwater reconnaissance of Gootan activities, ever since the Gootans landed three large ships on Earth in November, 2011.

Some are saying the ship looks like the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars:

Reports so far indicate that there may be another 29 Gootan ships in oceans around the globe and the number appears to be increasing daily.

“The Gootan ships have been sighted by seamen and divers worldwide and the descriptions are amazingly similar,” said Dr. Simon Michaels, a marine biologist with high-level contacts in the Pentagon.

“The undersea vessels are about 300 feet long with two saucer-shaped appendages and they are extremely fast. They are capable of reaching great depths – but can also pass from the water straight up into the atmosphere and right in out to stellar space.

“Over the past three decades, we’ve had such sightings from time to time. But the vast increase in reports over the last few months confirms that we are dealing with a major alien invasion from Planet Gootan.”

The Gootan ship in the Baltic was found by a Swedish company named Ocean Explorer.  They found the ship using their sonar technology – and immediately reported it to extraterrestrial experts at the U.N.

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