NEW YORK, NY -  The NYPD has issued a mandatory order:  women wearing skirts will be fined!

Don’t wear short skirts — you could get raped.  Wear a short skirt and you will  be fined.  That’s the new directive from the NYPD and an executive order from Mayor Bloomberg has put it into effective – immediately.

The New York Police Department is giving women in Brooklyn two days to get rid of their short skits.  This follows a slew of unsolved sexual attacks in the past few months.

The NYPD first issued warnings to women:  “wear short skirts and you may be attacked.”  But many women did not heed the warning.

“We have to take the warning to then next level, so we can protect the women of Brooklyn,” said a source close to Mayor Bloomberg.  “Women kept wearing skirts, so now we have to make it the law not to.”

The new law is e being met with outrage, with residents saying police should be focusing on catching the suspects, not criticizing women for what they choose to wear.

One South Park Slope resident told WWN about an encounter she had with an NYPD officer this past week:

Sally, a ParkSlope resident, was walking home three blocks from the gym on Monday when she was stopped. The 25-year-old, who did not want her last name to be used, was wearing shorts and a T-shirt when she claims a police officer stopped her, gave her a $200 fine and told her to “go home and change.”  He also stopped two other women wearing dresses – fining them and ordering them home to “put something less revealing on.”

Officers are routinely stopping women and saying things like:

– “Don’t you think your shorts are a little short?’â€�

– “You’re showing too much leg.”

– “Ma’am.  I’m sorry, but skirts must be at least knee-length.”

– “Would your mother be happy with what you’re wearing?”

– “You’re showing too much skin.â€�

The NYPD is being flooded with calls and complaints.  But Mayor Bloomberg refuses to budge and, according to sources in New York, he says he vows to stop rapes by getting women to dress more modestly.

This would clearly be unacceptable:

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SANTE FE, NM – An alien was caught with a night vision camera – in the act of abducting a woman from her home.

New Mexico authorities were stunned when amateur photographer, Jeff Norris brought in a picture of an alien abducting his girlfriend, Jenna Hawser, from their apartment.  Norris had just returned from Iraq and had a night vision camera.

Norris says he and Hawser were asleep in bed when the alien just appeared at the foot of the bed.  Norris said he was frozen and couldn’t move.  The alien then picked up Hawser and started to walk away.  Norris got up and tried to run at the alien, but “it felt like there was a force field stopping me.”

He then fell to the ground right near his photography equipment.  He picked up the night vision camera and caught the alien holding his girlfriend.  “He seemed friendly, almost serene, but when I took the picture he got a little agitated and ran out of the apartment.”

Norris hasn’t seen  his girlfriend in three days.

Sante Fe authorities called in Dr. John Malley of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials and he examined the photos that Norris took.  “We had the U.N. lab run tests and these photos are authentic and have not been manipulated at all.  We have officially registered this as an alien abduction.”

Malley went on to say that the alien was clearly “from Planet Zeeba.”  The Zeebans are part of an ongoing alien invasion, which started last October and will continue until December 2015 according to UFOlogists from around the world.   Malley told WWN that The Zeebans along with aliens from Planet Xixuc have been landing on the planet for months.  He said that the aliens from Planet Gootan are arriving in November – and it appears they may be hostile.

“We have issued a Code Purple for all the countries in the world to prepare to the invasion,” Malley told WWN.

Well, why hasn’t it been reported in the mainstream media?  Why is it listed as a hoax on some internet sites?

Malley said that the U.N. is battling governments around the world.  “Most governments have adopted the policy of denial and cover-up.   We disagree one hundred percent with that approach.  We think citizens of Earth need to prepare.”

WWN is following the invasion closely.

Meanwhile, Hawser’s family and Norris are searching for her in the mountains around Sante Fe – hoping that the alien will return and bring her home safely.

Hopefully, she wasn’t taken “up” like this:

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/38893/alien-abduction-captured-on-night-vision-camera/

LOS ANGELES -  It was the first day of Dr. Conrad Murrays’ manslaughter trail and who was spotted outside – Michael Jackson!

There have been persistent rumors since Michael Jackson’s death in 2009, that he is NOT dead, but rather that he disappeared to an island in the Caribbean or to a suburb in New Jersey.

A number of people who attended the trial today said they saw MJ outside the courthouse AND inside.

“He was definitely here,” said Moira McMahon, a dear friend of Michael Jackson.  “We saw him walk in behind his family.  It was definitely him.”

“He’s not dead.  I’ve seen him about a dozen times in L.A. since 2009.  He’s either a ghost or there’s something funny going on,” said Donnie McCreary of Bellflower.

“I saw Michael.  No doubt about it,” said Cassandra Wilkins of West L.A.

The highly-publicized trial against late pop icon Michael Jackson’s personal physician Conrad Murray opened Tuesday in Los Angeles, with prosecutors and defense attorneys fought with each other and came up with a large number of testimonies and evidences.

A seven-men and five-women jury which was sworn in last Friday heard the case while a prosecutor, in his opening statement, accused Murray for acting with negligence and incompetence while caring for Jackson, 50, by ignoring all standards of medical care while giving the singer heavy doses of a powerful sedative that killed him.

Deputy District Attorney David Walgren told the panel that evidence would show Murray, a cardiologist who was hired by Jackson for 150,000 U.S. dollars a month to care for him, “repeatedly acted with gross negligence, repeatedly denied care, appropriate care to his patient,Michael Jackson, and that it was Dr. Murray’s repeated incompetence and unskilled acts that led to Mr. Jackson’s death on June 25, 2009.”

To illustrate his case, Walgren showed a picture of what appears to be Michael Jackson’s lifeless body on a gurney.

Jackson, 50, was pronounced dead at 2:26 p.m. on June 25, 2009 at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center. The coroner’s office determined that Jackson died of acute Propofol intoxication and classified his death as a homicide.

Murray, 58, who is free on 75,000-dollar bail, faces up to four years in prison if convicted of the involuntary manslaughter charge.

According to Walgren, at around 5 a.m. on the day when Jackson died, the King of Pop told Murray that he needed to sleep and they agreed Propofol was the answer. Murray said he gave the singer 25 milligrams of the potent drug, but that would only put him to sleep for minutes.

Much more Propofol was administered, prosecution alleged.

Murray sent e-mails and made eight phone calls after administering the drug on Jackson for about 45 minutes. The last call was made at 11:51 to a girlfriend when Murray realized there was an emergency.

When paramedics arrived at the scene, the singer was dead. However, Murray never told the EMTs he had gave the pop singer Propofol, although they asked if Jackon had had any drugs.

At the insistence by Murray, Jackson’s body was transferred to UCLA, where Murray once again failed to mention the drug.

Walgren told jurors that between April 6 and June 10, 2009, Murray ordered 255 vials of Propofol, totaling 4.09 gallons of the “general anesthetic agent.”

Murray and his teams of defense attorneys contended that Jackson swallowed Lorazepam pills and gave himself a lethal dose of Propofol while Murray was out of the pop icon’s bedroom.

Defense attorney Edward Chernoff contended that Murray agreed to administer a small amount of Propofol, then monitored Jackson’s pulse and breathing before leaving the singer’s bedroom.

After he left, however, a frustrated Jackson woke up and swallowed Lorazepam pills, then somehow gave himself the fatal dose of Propofol, Chernoff claimed.

“The evidence will show you … that when Dr. Murray left the room, Michael Jackson self-administered a dose of Propofol that, with the Lorazepam, created a perfect storm in his body that killed him instantly,” Chernoff said. “When Dr. Murray came into the room and found Michael Jackson, there was no CPR, there was no doctor, no paramedic, no machine that was going to revive Michael Jackson.

“He died so rapidly, so instantly, he didn’t even have time to close his eyes.”

The attorney insisted that Murray was weaning Jackson off Propofol, a drug the singer told the doctor he had been taking for years — calling it his “milk” that he could not sleep without. He had been unable to sleep for 10 hours before Murray administered Propofol on him.

As the prosecution’s first witness, Kenny Ortega — the creator and co-director of the ill-fated “This Is It” concert series — testified that Jackson was “completely” involved in the process of preparing for the London concerts.

According to him, Jackson, although “very excited “about the London show, missed several rehearsals in late June, shortly before his death. He noticed that the singer wasn’t right on June 19, six days before his death, as the singer seemed lost and was “incoherent.”

Ortega was confronted by Murray during a meeting between Jackson, his doctor, Phillips and Jackson’s manager at the singer’s rented home the following day. Murray told him he was upset Ortega didn’t let him rehearse, berating him for acting like a doctor.

Fans from around the world are now headed for the trial – now that there have been multiple sightings of the King of Pop.

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LOS ANGELES -  It was the first day of Dr. Conrad Murrays’ manslaughter trail and who was spotted outside – Michael Jackson!

There have been persistent rumors since Michael Jackson’s death in 2009, that he is NOT dead, but rather that he disappeared to an island in the Caribbean or to a suburb in New Jersey.

A number of people who attended the trial today said they saw MJ outside the courthouse AND inside.

“He was definitely here,” said Moira McMahon, a dear friend of Michael Jackson.  “We saw him walk in behind his family.  It was definitely him.”

“He’s not dead.  I’ve seen him about a dozen times in L.A. since 2009.  He’s either a ghost or there’s something funny going on,” said Donnie McCreary of Bellflower.

“I saw Michael.  No doubt about it,” said Cassandra Wilkins of West L.A.

The highly-publicized trial against late pop icon Michael Jackson’s personal physician Conrad Murray opened Tuesday in Los Angeles, with prosecutors and defense attorneys fought with each other and came up with a large number of testimonies and evidences.

A seven-men and five-women jury which was sworn in last Friday heard the case while a prosecutor, in his opening statement, accused Murray for acting with negligence and incompetence while caring for Jackson, 50, by ignoring all standards of medical care while giving the singer heavy doses of a powerful sedative that killed him.

Deputy District Attorney David Walgren told the panel that evidence would show Murray, a cardiologist who was hired by Jackson for 150,000 U.S. dollars a month to care for him, “repeatedly acted with gross negligence, repeatedly denied care, appropriate care to his patient,Michael Jackson, and that it was Dr. Murray’s repeated incompetence and unskilled acts that led to Mr. Jackson’s death on June 25, 2009.”

To illustrate his case, Walgren showed a picture of what appears to be Michael Jackson’s lifeless body on a gurney.

Jackson, 50, was pronounced dead at 2:26 p.m. on June 25, 2009 at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center. The coroner’s office determined that Jackson died of acute Propofol intoxication and classified his death as a homicide.

Murray, 58, who is free on 75,000-dollar bail, faces up to four years in prison if convicted of the involuntary manslaughter charge.

According to Walgren, at around 5 a.m. on the day when Jackson died, the King of Pop told Murray that he needed to sleep and they agreed Propofol was the answer. Murray said he gave the singer 25 milligrams of the potent drug, but that would only put him to sleep for minutes.

Much more Propofol was administered, prosecution alleged.

Murray sent e-mails and made eight phone calls after administering the drug on Jackson for about 45 minutes. The last call was made at 11:51 to a girlfriend when Murray realized there was an emergency.

When paramedics arrived at the scene, the singer was dead. However, Murray never told the EMTs he had gave the pop singer Propofol, although they asked if Jackon had had any drugs.

At the insistence by Murray, Jackson’s body was transferred to UCLA, where Murray once again failed to mention the drug.

Walgren told jurors that between April 6 and June 10, 2009, Murray ordered 255 vials of Propofol, totaling 4.09 gallons of the “general anesthetic agent.”

Murray and his teams of defense attorneys contended that Jackson swallowed Lorazepam pills and gave himself a lethal dose of Propofol while Murray was out of the pop icon’s bedroom.

Defense attorney Edward Chernoff contended that Murray agreed to administer a small amount of Propofol, then monitored Jackson’s pulse and breathing before leaving the singer’s bedroom.

After he left, however, a frustrated Jackson woke up and swallowed Lorazepam pills, then somehow gave himself the fatal dose of Propofol, Chernoff claimed.

“The evidence will show you … that when Dr. Murray left the room, Michael Jackson self-administered a dose of Propofol that, with the Lorazepam, created a perfect storm in his body that killed him instantly,” Chernoff said. “When Dr. Murray came into the room and found Michael Jackson, there was no CPR, there was no doctor, no paramedic, no machine that was going to revive Michael Jackson.

“He died so rapidly, so instantly, he didn’t even have time to close his eyes.”

The attorney insisted that Murray was weaning Jackson off Propofol, a drug the singer told the doctor he had been taking for years — calling it his “milk” that he could not sleep without. He had been unable to sleep for 10 hours before Murray administered Propofol on him.

As the prosecution’s first witness, Kenny Ortega — the creator and co-director of the ill-fated “This Is It” concert series — testified that Jackson was “completely” involved in the process of preparing for the London concerts.

According to him, Jackson, although “very excited “about the London show, missed several rehearsals in late June, shortly before his death. He noticed that the singer wasn’t right on June 19, six days before his death, as the singer seemed lost and was “incoherent.”

Ortega was confronted by Murray during a meeting between Jackson, his doctor, Phillips and Jackson’s manager at the singer’s rented home the following day. Murray told him he was upset Ortega didn’t let him rehearse, berating him for acting like a doctor.

Fans from around the world are now headed for the trial – now that there have been multiple sightings of the King of Pop.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/38829/michael-jackson-spotted-outside-courthouse/

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND – Genetic Scientists have confirmed that the last redhead will be born in 2015!

Redheads or “gingers,” as British and Australian citizens call them, are going extinct.  The Scotland Genetic Center, made up of some of the world’s top redheaded genetic scientists, have predicted that there will be no more redheads born after 2015 and very few walking the planet in 2050.

The recessive gene for red hair is dying out.   It is not showing up with the frequency it once did.  Even if a woman or man is carrying the “red hair” gene today – there are very few.

There have been rumors of redhead extinction before, but now genetic experts around the world agree that redhead extinction is inevitable.

Red hair is caused by a mutation in the MC1R gene. It’s also a recessive trait, so it takes both parents passing on a mutated version of the MC1R gene to produce a redheaded child.  It used to a skip a generation – but scientists have said the “skipping” is coming to an end.

Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and so producing little redheads of their own is diminishing rapidly.

Although it takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger babies, two redheads obviously creates a much stronger possibility.  And for some reason, redheads are no longer attracted to each other.

If the gingers want to save themselves they will have to start breeding with other gingers. “They need to make more redheaded babies,” said Dr. Sean Darby.  ”They only hope is if that redheads mate and produce  three or four babies each.   The odds will increase.  Otherwise – bye-bye redheads.”

In the United States, it is estimated that 2-6% of the population has red hair. This would give the U.S. the largest population of redheads in the world, at 6 to 18 million, compared to approximately 650,000 in Scotland and 420,000 in Ireland.

But by 2020 the number in the U.S. will drop to 2 million, in Scotland 200,000 and Ireland – 120,00.

Some Scots were happy to learn of the redhead extinction:  ”They have a specific odor, redheads do, and I don’t like it,” said Mary Conley of Glasgow.

Well, whether redheads smell or not, they won’t be around much longer.   This man be the last redheaded man standing:

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HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!

On Friday morning, the space agency issued an update about its defunct Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite, which is dropping out of the sky more slowly than anticipated.

“Re-entry is expected late Friday, Sept. 23, or early Saturday, Sept. 24, Eastern Daylight Time,â€� NASA said. “The satellite’s orientation or configuration apparently has changed, and that is now slowing its descent. And we predict that it will hit Washington DC and, more precisely, the Capitol Building.”

The six-ton satellite circles the Earth on a tilted orbit, and as the planet turns each day, different locations pass underneath. The satellite’s orbit on Friday afternoon will not take it over any part of North America, but by Saturday, parts of the United States will again be in its path.

“There is a low probability any debris that survives re-entry will land in the United States, but the possibility cannot be discounted because of this changing rate of descent,� NASA said.

At least 26 pieces, the largest 330 pounds, are expected to survive the plunge and land along a path 500 miles long.

Many in Washington are laughing at the possibility that a falling satellite would take a direct hit on the Capitol.   “That couldn’t happen. Not in a gazillion years,” said former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

But, in case, the Congress is shutting down and Senators and Congressman are heading for the Caribbean Islands, “so we can be safe,” said Pelosi.

Others in Washington are hoping that the satellite hits the Capitol, so that maybe we can start over and hopefully with a whole new batch of legislators.

“Washington is broken.  Maybe the satellite hitting it will be a sign that we have to start over,” said Scott Bunshoe of the Pentagon.

NASA has forecast a 1-in-2 chance that that debris from satellite will hit the Capitol.

Place your bets!!

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Twelve top secret bases strategically located around America are charged with the most amazing task ever attempted by our government… tracking spaceships from outer space and keeping them from colliding in the skies over our land!

The UFO air traffic control sites were established 14 years ago to eliminate problems of congestion caused by the throng of UFOs that crowd American skies.

The facilities use space-age technology that makes it possible to track alien craft through sudden course changes and rapid acceleration along with high-frequency radios that “speak” to the spaceships in a complicated mathematical code.

“These bases have been operating in the utmost secrecy since President Clinton ordered them established in 1995,” said a scientist who was formerly employed at one site high in the Rocky Mountains. “We have radar capable of detecting and identifying spaceships heading toward Earth at extremely high velocities.”

The air traffic controllers are hired and trained at a special school in Guam, then stationed at one of the 12 bases around the country.

The bases are equipped with radar and lasers capable of detecting and communicating with spaceships moving at extremely high velocities.

The controllers – called Alien Spacecraft Coordinators – initiate radio contact with the aliens, urge them to cooperate in flight plans and guide them in their approach.

While the alien craft are over U.S. territory, the controllers track their every move – and even warn them out of sensitive military areas or busy airplane traffic areas.

“We have never contacted any alien craft that did not comprehend perfectly what we said and respond immediately,” the source said. “Our relations with them have been excellent.”

The government source estimates more than 20,000 alien craft visit U.S. skies every week. They are rarely spotted by the average citizen because they maintain high altitudes and travel at lightning speeds.

But Alien Spacecraft Coordinators’ screens are crowded with blips and dots of UFOs on their high-speed journeys.

“The skies are so crowded these days that without the UFO controllers we’d have wrecks every day,” the former controller said.

“It’s getting so busy the government is planning four more sites. UFOs are here to stay and we have to be prepared to handle them.”

Are these bases related to the lists of “Non-Terrestrial Officers” that Gary McKinnon found, who may be U.S. Air Force personnel that fly in space? Are they the ships the Coordinators are talking to?

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ST. LUCIE, FL – A 19-year-old Florida student, reeled in a 12-foot, 3-inch, 800-pound alligator!

Tim Stroh caught the gator while boating on the St. Lucie County Canal on Sept. 16,

Stroh, his parents, and a regular customer at the Stroh family taxidermy shop took out a boat after getting a tip about a giant gator. Within an hour, they encountered a gator that might very well be the Moby Dick of Hobe Sound.

Using what his dad described to the paper as a “puny bass rod,” Stroh somehow pulled the gator near their boat. He then reportedly shot it with a “bang stick” — a tube-like firearm often utilized to subdue gators and sharks.

The gator hunters harpooned the reptile and lifted it onto their boat.

“He had a lot of character, and I had a lot of fun,” Stroh said.

The Stroh family has lots of experience hunting alligators, but this catch is twice the weight of their previous best.

They plan to mount the gator’s head on the teen’s wall, make keychains from its back, turn its leg into a lamp and eat their way through 250 pounds of gator meat

It’s certainly a big haul — but it’s nothing compared to the Giant Crocodile captured alive by villagers in the Philippines earlier this month.

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WASILLA, AK –  Levi Johnston had an affair with Sarah Palin!

Levi Johnston just released his book “My Life In Sarah Palin’s Shorthairs” which reveals a number of new revelations.

But none is more shocking that his description of a two-month affair he had with Sarah in the year prior to her Vice Presidential nomination.

Johnston reportedly says that while he was dating Bristol, Sarah kept hitting on him and eventually, he succumbed to her advances.  They had a heated six-month affair, which happened before Bristol or Sarah became pregnant.

“Oh, everybody knew Levi and Sarah were hooking up,” said a friend close to a friend that lived near Levi said,  ”she was hot and Levi just went for it.”

In his book, Levi explains that a lot of the public hatred that Sarah Palin has for Levi is due to the fact that she is “probably still in love with me.”

Johnston in his book reportedly says that he was the one to break it off with Sarah Palin because he “didn’t feel right” doing both Sarah and Bristol.  ”I have morality,” Johnston reportedly says in the book.

Soon after Levi broke up with Sarah, she got pregnant by Todd.  And then Bristol got pregnant and… the rest is history.

Levi Johnston’s book, “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs,” directly contradicts much of what both Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin have been saying in public.

Johnston’s tell-all, due out Sep. 20 is a response to ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin’s book “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far,” released last June.

Some of Johnston’s other revelations are said to include the following:

• Bristol claimed that the two first had sex on a camping trip while she was highly intoxicated on wine coolers. Johnston’s book argues that the two were sexually active well before the trip and Johnston would often curb Bristol’s drinking as it made her “lose her judgement.
• Bristol and Levi first had sex in the women’s locker room of the high school gym.  Levi was sober, but Bristol was plastered on Robitussin.
• Bristol was jealous of Sarah’s pregnancy with Trig and sought to retaliate by getting pregnant herself.  Levi tried to stop Bristol from letting him impregnate her, but she overpowered him.
• Upon hearing the news of the pregnancy, Bristol’s father, Todd Palin became aggressive and told Johnston to quit school and get a job.
• Sarah Palin wanted to adopt Bristol’s baby Tripp as her own to “avoid a scandal,” but both Johnston and Bristol were against the idea.
• Johnston was indeed present for the birth of his child, something that Sarah Palin has denied in interviews.
• Johnston denies getting another girl pregnant despite what Bristol has publicly claimed.
• Johnston claims he is a much better dancer than Bristol Palin and “if she’s any good at all, it’s because I taught her everything she knows.”
• Johnston claims he is very well-endowed.  ”I’m hung like a moose.”

In Sarah Palin’s book, “America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag,” Palin called Johnston’s attempts at cultivating his fame “disgusting.” It remains to be seen who exactly is warping the truth.

When asked this morning about her “affair” with Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin told WWN she had “no comment,” but sources inside Alaska, say that it was well-known that Sarah and Levi were an item.

“They couldn’t keep their hands off each other,” said a source close to the Governor’s office.

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GIBSIDE, UK  - The Brits are breeding Geep!

Half sheep, half goat.  Yup.   That is what farmer Ian Bramley thought when he discovered his ewe had just given birth to a hybrid.

While it sounds bizarre, the genetic fluke is officially known as a “geep”.

“One of the boys told me the lamb had arrived,” Mr. Bramley said.

“It was dark, and I went into the paddock looking for her mother and she had this little black and white bundle.

“We don’t get black and white lambs, and as soon as I felt it I knew it didn’t have wool, it had hair.

“I said its father must be a goat.”

Proving to be more than just the black sheep of the family, the geep, named Oreo, was born to a sheep but is a genetic throwback from its father – a ram with goat genes.

Oreo and her mother, Floss, are among a menagerie of animals on loan to  FallyFarm, a pre-school and long day care centre in Gibside, England, from nearby farms.

The ram’s owner said he had been told it had goat genes “somewhere along its line” – sheep have 54 chromosomes, goats 60 – but in the genetic lottery Oreo came out fairly evenly split.

Oreo runs like a goat and has a goat’s face and feet but a sheep’s build.

What makes Oreo more remarkable is the embryo of a sheep-goat pairing generally dies in utero or is stillborn.

Fallyfoot supervisor Cindy Wilton  said Oreo’s remarkable birth took everyone by surprise.

“We jumped online to research it and discovered, while it is rare it can happen,” she said.

“We had another sheep who had a lamb but Oreo was six weeks later and we learned goats’ gestation is typically about six weeks longer than sheep.”

Since this happened – five months ago – British geneticists have figured out how to breed geep and they are… “furiously breeding as many geep as possible.”

“Brits have always led the way when it comes to goat and sheep and now… we want to rule the world when it comes to geep.”

At least they have something…

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Authorities confirmed UFO sightings over Arizona and Southern  California on Wednesday.

Witnesses described the UFOs as shooting lights with many colors and even a tail.

Authorities and UFO experts from around the country have confirmed that the lights belonged to alien spaceships.  “There are reports circulating that these lights may be from an meteor or a satellite, but we can confirm that they are alien spaceships flying over our Southwestern cities,” said Dr.  Susan Begley of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials.

The first reports came from Riverside County, California around 7 p.m. Wednesday. Within a half hour, several Orange County residents also reported seeing the lights. After about an hour, reports were coming from all over the West.

Most said the lights were “blue and green.� A few described the lights as yellow or orange.

CBS2 and KCAL9 received emails and phone calls from Murrieta, Perris, Irvine, Ontario, Riverside, Lake Forest, Corona and San Clemente.

Additionally, police report they received many calls about the lights. Some residents of Arizona have reported seeing the lights as well.Residents of Nevada, many in Las Vegas, are also reporting the green-blue lights in the sky.

Several days ago, NASA announced a dead satellite would fall to Earth by “September’s end� but so far, no official confirmation if the lights and satellite are linked.  Many a the U.N. feel that the United States government is covering up the UFOs.

“They are definitely alien spaceships – most likely from Planet Zeeba or Planet Xixuc,” said UFO expert and former Russian cosmonaut, Boris Lidsky.

Here’s what some witnesses saw:

John Jacobus of Phoenix: “I was on my cell outside, in City of industry when I looked up and saw the green, orange falling object about 7:40 p.m. As I saw it my buddy was on his way home on the 91 and he saw it at the same time. “

Bernadette Cox:  “I live in Quartz Hill. It was green in color and very large.�

Francesai Martinez: “I live in Chino it looked like a falling star at first and continued on forever with a reddish green tail behind it before it was too low to see anymore. “

Chasen H: “I was on the 405 South and saw a bright light in the east. I thought it was a helicopter with its searchlight on but saw it aim downward, turn green and streak towards the ground. I was at the Carson/Harbor Gateway border at the time.�

Dozens of people reported observing a dazzling, bright light, or lights, streaking across the sky Wednesday night over Arizona and Southern California in what authorities said were likely meteor sightings.

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office fielded more than a dozen such calls on Wednesday, and sheriff’s deputies at Deer Valley Airport in north Phoenix reported a sighting themselves, an agency spokesman, Lieutenant Justin Griffin, said.

The deputies described it as greenish light moving across the sky from north to south, he told Reuters.

“It took an unusually long time to get across the sky,” Griffin said. “It’s like a meteor. It’s not like we had any flying objects with little green men or anything like that.”

Sergeant Steve Martos of the Phoenix Police Department said in a statement sent to media outlets that his agency received four calls “regarding the light in the sky,” adding that “Our air unit, myself and other officers observed it as well.

The director of the Griffith Park Observatory in Los Angeles said witnesses were probably seeing “a piece of interplanetary debris” that “passed through the Earth’s atmosphere and burned up.”

But that same director have minutes before told the Russian newspaper, Pravda, that he was sure it was an alien spaceship.

Here are some lights spotted over Arizona in July:

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Newly released interviews taken soon after JFK’s assassination show  a wild side to Jackie Kennedy.

The unprecedented trove of interviews recorded by historian Arthur Schlesinger in 1964, four months after John F. Kennedy was gunned down in Dallas, was presented in a two-hour special on ABC television and published in a book and CDs set .

In more than eight hours of interviews, Jackie’s love for her husband shines through – though she does mention her husband’s infidelities.

He was “the most unselfconscious person I’ve ever seen,” she says, then aged 34.

She recounts how her deceased husband, who was 12 years her senior, used to teach their daughter Caroline how to swim, and how he would read books in the bath, at the table, and even while dressing. The president, she says, liked to take his naps in pajamas.

Self-effacingly, Jackie Kennedy also insists her role was always to serve her husband and never to enter politics herself.

“I get all my opinions from my husband… How could I have any political opinions, you know? His were going to be the best,” she said.

Her marriage, she explained, was “Victorian or Asiatic,” meaning that she did not expect independence. Her role was to create “a climate of affection and comfort and detente when he came home.”

“I think a woman always adapts, and especially if you’re very young when you get married. You know, you really become the kind of wife you can see that your husband wants,” she sad.

But that deliberately humble self-portrait is combined in the tapes with a sassy, provocative bluntness about what she observed from her privileged perch in world affairs.

She spills the beans on her husband’s apparent disdain for his own vice president, Lyndon Johnson, recalling him saying: “‘Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon was president?’”

She is scathing about a string of revered international figures, calling French leader Charles de Gaulle “full of spite” and the French in general “not very nice” and “all for themselves.”

Indira Gandhi, who was to become Indian prime minister, was a “bitter, kind of pushy, horrible woman.”

And even US civil rights icon Martin Luther King comes in for her acid tongue: he was a “phony.”

In an interview with ABC, Caroline Kennedy said her own children were “absolutely horrified” at Jackie Kennedy’s apparently pre-feminism views on the wife’s role in marriage.

“Of course time has moved on and it shows you both there are many timeless things in here but it really is a snapshot of a world that we barely recognize,” Caroline Kennedy told ABC.

The book and audio set is titled “Jacqueline Kennedy: Historic Conversations on Life with John F. Kennedy.”

The tapes are full of personal bombshells, too – they reveal what was really going on in the White House while JFK was President,” said on expert, a highly placed individual in the publishing world.

They show what the Kennedy family was like, what Jacki’s personal opinions actually were and what she and other individuals really said and did behind the scenes.

Among the other revelations:

• JFK seduced as many as 10 women a week in the White House, including of course, the famous movie star Marilyn Monroe.  Jackie know abut JFK’s numerous affairs, but didn’t care because she had lost all romantic feelings for her husband.”I caught Jack with one of his women one night,” Jackie says in the interview.  ”I didn’t bother to confront him.  I got used
• to his betrayals”
• Jackie and JFK rarely made love after John-John was born.  Jackie’s third pregnancy with Patrick was planned to help JFK win votes for the White House. After the birth and death of their second son, the pair never went to bed  together again.
• A bored Jackie dropped acid in the White House – twice.
• Jackie had a hopeless crush on Actor Richard Burton and secretly wished to marry him.  She eventually followed up on her feelings and invited him to the White House when jack was away.  They made love in Lincoln’s bedroom.”He was my ideal man,” she wrote in her diaries.  ”He is talented, passionate and masculine.  He lives life fully, even though he’s in the public eye.  He has courage – oh, how I admire that! I often wonder what my life would be like if I were married to him.”
• Jackie and Marilyn Monroe once had a hair-pulling, face-scratching brawl in the Green Room of the White House.  This, surprisingly, led to the the two women making love – in the Lincoln Bedroom.
• Jackie was a chain smoker so addicted to cigarettes that she could not stop smoking even when she was pregnant.
• Jackie desperately wanted to be with Elvis Presley.

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More than 50 new alien planets — including a Super Earth with Super Humans has been discovered by the European Southern Observatory (ESO).

The newfound haul of alien planets includes 16 Super Earths, including one in which researchers have spotted more than a dozen Super Humans, who are at least 50 feet tall, according to researchers.

The planet, called HD 85512 b, has captured astronomers’ attention because it orbits at the edge of its star’s habitable zone, suggesting conditions could be ripe for the Super Humans to make a trip to Earth.

The exoplanet findings came from observations from the High Accuracy Radial velocity Planet Searcher instrument, or HARPS. The HARPS spectrograph is part of ESO’s 11.8-foottelescope at the La Silla Observatory in Chile.

“The harvest of discoveries from HARPS has exceeded all expectations and includes an exceptionally rich population of super-Earths and Neptune-type planets hosted by stars very similar to our sun,” HARPS team leader Jake Wyckoff of the University of Vienna in Switzerland said in a statement. “And what is more exciting is our discovery of human beings.  We could see them with HARPS.”

HD 85512 b, or Planet Howdie, is estimated to be only 3.6 times more massive than Earth, and its parent star is located about 35 light-years away, making it relatively nearby. HD 85512 b was found to orbit at the edge of its stars habitable  zone, which is a narrow region in which the distance is just right that liquid water could exist given the right conditions.

“This is the lowest-mass confirmed planet discovered by the radial velocity method that potentially lies in the habitable zone of its star, and the second low-mass planet discovered by HARPS inside the habitable zone,â€� said exoplanet habitability expert Wendy Waldman of the Max Planck Institute for Astronomy in Germany and Harvard Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics in Boston.  “It’s the only one we’ve seen with outsized human beings.”

“I think we’re in for an incredibly exciting time,” Waldman told WWN in a briefing today (Sept. 12). “We’re not just going out there to discover new continents — we’re actually going out there to discover brand new worlds and brand new  humans. Big humans!”

Some researchers said one of the Super Humans looked like this:

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NEW YORK — First lady Michelle Obama will play in the women’s final at the U.S.  Open.

Michelle Obama stopped by the U.S Open yesterday and wowed the spectators with her fierce play.   She played against Serena Williams, clocked a 105-mph serve .

U.S. Open officials – at the request of The White House – have put Michelle Obama in the semi-finals against Caroline Wozniacki.  The White House and Michelle Obama are confident she can win her first U.S. Open title – and her first tennis match – ever.

Before her match, Obama spoke to a group of local youngsters as part of her campaign against childhood obesity.

“I know I have a talent for tennis, but I wanted to be a lawyer instead,” she said. “But you don’t have to be as good as me to enjoy it.”

Obama then went on the court and in played what was first scheduled to be a “friendly game” against Serena Williams.

“The First Lady game to play,” said Williams.  ”I was hitting it gently to her and she was slamming them back at me.  I started playing for real and – she kicked my butt.”

Obama will be the first First Lady to appear in a U.S. Open Final.

“I’ve been trying to get to the U.S. Open my entire life,” Obama said.

She later took in the men’s quarterfinal matches at Arthur Ashe Stadium. Joined by former and current players Billie Jean King, James Blake and Katrina Adams, Obama recalled that she didn’t get into tennis until after law school because there were few courts where she grew up on the South Side of Chicago. Obama praised the U.S. Tennis Association’s efforts to build kid-sized courts around the country and recruit more youngsters to the game.

Now she hopes she and her daughters will still be playing when they’re in their 90s.

“It’s a sport you can do forever,” Obama said.  ”I love it.”

Does Obama think she can defeat Wozniacki.  ”It won’t even be close,” the First Lady said.

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American and Nepalese authorities have recovered the bodies of six aliens ship from an ice pack near the summit of a Himalyan mountain peak.

A UFO expert, Dr. John Malley,  made  the discovery, with his team from the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials.  Dr. Malley charges the governments of both countries are conspirsing to keep the discovery secret fo frear of cauging a blogal panic if all the facts are made public.

The pictures he took of the bodies were seized by Nepalese authorities – with American government officials in the room!

“They took the photos and they have seized the bodies of the aliens.  They also took the eight fragments of a Gootan spaceship – but they don’t want us to know anything about it,” said Henri Degois, president of a Paris-based watchdog  group Scientists for Truth in UFO Reporting, which accompanied Dr. Malley in his exploration of the alien site.

“The cover-up is not only in excusable, it is outright criminal,” said Degois.

“The discovery of the UFO and its crew and everything that is known about them belongs in the public arena, especially with the ongoing alien invasion happening on our planet!”

Degois quoted unnamed Nepalese military sources as having said that the wreckage and crew were discovered by some mountain climbers soon after the scientists left the site and the climbers altered the government – and they seized it.

The Nepalese government requested the assistance of the United States in the recovery operation , he added, which should have taken weeks because the bodies and wreckage were scattered over a five-mile area, but within days – it was all gone.

Government spokesmen in both countries have not responded to repeated WWN inquiries about the alleged Gootan spaceshp discovered in the mountains.  WWN reported recently of the discovery of an alien base in another part of the Himalayas and continues to report on the three Gootan spaceships that are rapidly approaching earth.

“The governments of the world think they are protecting citizens by covering it all up – but they are not allowing citizens to prepare for the alien attack and invasion.”

“I have it on the authority of my sources that the alien bodies were about three feet tall, had slightly oversized heads and eyes and small, thin, but strong-looking limbs,” Malley said.   “They were definitely from Gootan.”

“Fragments of a shiny metal unlike anything found on Earth were also discovered, some as big as refrigerators.”

Even stranger, the bodies of a horse, cow, panda and possibly an elephant may have been removed from the site, as well as fish and hundreds of wild bird eggs, all smashed.

“That would seem to suggest that the Gootans  were exploring Earth and bringing animals back to the Himalyas for research and study,” said Dr. Malley.

“The remains were encased in ice, , so there was little or no decomposition.  The bodies could be 10,000 years old.

“Until the powers the be in the U.S. and Nepal speak out about the results of their studies and analysis, there’s no way we’ll ever know.”

Malley said it doubtful that he will ever be able to obtain copies of official documents from his sources.  But he hopes to publish a full U.N. report based on their verbal communications within the month.   “If the government doesn’t study me,” said Malley.

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