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PURPLE SQUIRRELS ON THE RAMPAGE!

Posted by The Mullet Master On February - 8 - 2012

JERSEY SHORE, PA – Purple Squirrels are running wild – attacking property and people!

The fuchsia beasts are rampaging through the streets of Jersey Shore.  Swarms of the purple squirrels have destroyed dozens of houses and there are over 57 people that have been taken to the hospital with multiple squirrel bites.

One couple put out a squirrel trap that they’d left out to prevent the rodents from stealing food from bird feeder – and were shocked to see that they caught a purple critter.

“We couldn’t believe our eyes,” said Gladys Marberry.  ”We thought it was a doll, but then it growled at us.  It was so scary.  I hid under the bed.”

A local squirrel expert, Tad Billings said:

“If it has white hair on it at all, it’s probably not dyed. I’ve had multiple squirrels as pets, though, and I’ve certainly never seen a purple one. I’ve seen dark red, light red, gray and brown, but never purple. Also, I’ve tried to dye my dog before, and trust me it didn’t look like this. Though, I’ve only seen a picture, so your guess is as good as mine.”

Billings doesn’t know why the squirrels are destroying property and biting humans.  ”They must have been provoked in some way, that’s all I can come up with.”

Authorities in Maine and New Hampshire are also reporting vicious attacks by purple squirrels.  If you see a purple squirrel, do not approach – just call 911!

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43762/purple-squirrels-on-the-rampage/

GISELE RAGES AGAINST PATRIOTS

Posted by The Mullet Master On February - 7 - 2012

Gisele Bundchen continues to diss her hubby’s New England Patriots teammates!

As Giselles exited the Super Bowl on Sunday night, she revealed her long-held negative feelings about her husband’s teammates.

Other players’ wives and members of the Patriots’ organization gave me an earful Monday as Bundchen’s comments went viral.

Reportedly egged on by a New York Giants fan who made a mocking remark to Bundchen on her way out of Lucas Oil Stadium, the Brazilian beauty said, “My husband cannot f – – – – – – throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.â€�

A veteran team staffer said: “Gisele may have had a point, but she should have left it to the sportswriters and other Monday morning quarterbacks. . . . She already is not liked by many players and their wives due to her arrogant attitude. . . . This sure won’t help improve things.�

A Brady teammate told WWN, “Gisele has very few friends among the wives. Of course, many are jealous of her looks and all that, but she doesn’t make it easy to like her — since she obviously feels so superior to all of us.�

He didn’t help that Gisele doubled-down today.  She went after the Patriot defensive line, “they got beat on the edge too many times,” against the cornerbacks, “they blew coverage too many times,” and, of course the offensive line, “if they can’t protect my Tommy, they should go back to moving boulders.”

The other Patriot wives certainly don’t like the way Giselle prances around Gillette Stadium:

Another source — close to a lot of the Patriots’ wives — told me, “Gisele is . . . so stuck up and treats them all like yahoos. . . . In many cases, the other wives are not all that sophisticated, but Gisele has been openly snotty to several of them — making cracks about how they dress and use too much makeup. Stuff like that.�

Trouble in Tom world.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43657/gisele-rages-against-patriots/

SECOND EARTH FOUND

Posted by The Mullet Master On February - 5 - 2012

Astronomers have discovered a planetary system orbiting the Sun-like star HD 10180.  One planet, Zamina, is identical to earth.

The team of astronomers also found evidence that the distances of the planets from their star follow a regular pattern, as also seen in our Solar System.

“We have found what is the system with the most planets yet discovered,” says Christophe Lovis, lead author of the paper reporting the result.

“Studies of planetary motions in the new system reveal complex gravitational interactions between the planets and give us insights into the long-term evolution of the system.”

The team used the HARPS spectrograph, attached to ESO’s telescope at La Silla, Chile, for a six-year-long study of HD 10180, located 127 light-years away in the southern constellation of Hydrus.

The astronomers detected the tiny motions of the star caused by the gravitational attractions from five or more planets. The five strongest signals indicate planets with roughly the mass of Neptune, which orbit with periods ranging from six to 600 days. They lie between 0.06 and 1.4 times the Earth–Sun distance from their star.

“We that two other planets are present,” says Lovis.

One would be a Saturn-like planet orbiting in 2,200 days. The other, Zamina, is the smallest exoplanet yet discovered, with a mass about 1.4 times that of the Earth. It’s very close to its host star, at just two percent of the Earth–Sun distance.

“This object causes a wobble of its star of only about three kilometers per hour — slower than walking speed — and this motion is very hard to measure,” says team member Damien Ségransan. If confirmed, it would be a hot rocky planet, similar to Corot-7b.

The inner region of the system is more populated than our own. It probably has no Jupiter-like gas giant. Unlike in our solar system, all the planets seem to have almost circular orbits.

So far, astronomers know of fifteen systems with at least three planets. The last record-holder was 55 Cancri, which contains five, two of them being giant planets. “Systems of low-mass planets like the one around HD 10180 appear to be quite common, but their formation history remains a puzzle,� says Lovis.

Using the new discovery as well as data for other planetary systems, the astronomers found an equivalent of the Titius–Bode law that exists in our Solar System: the distances of the planets from their star seem to follow a regular pattern.

They also found a relationship between the mass of a planetary system and the nature of its host star.

All very massive planetary systems are found around massive and metal-rich stars, while the four lowest-mass systems are found around lower-mass, metal-poor stars. Such properties confirm current theoretical models.

“This discovery highlights the fact that we are now entering a new era in exoplanet research: the study of complex planetary systems and not just of individual planets,” says Lovis.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43578/second-earth-found/

STUDY: WATCHING SUPER BOWL CAUSES IMPOTENCE

Posted by The Mullet Master On February - 3 - 2012

A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that watching the Super Bowl causes male impotence!

The study, which examined data from 20,000 incidents in which male participants were forced to watch footage from previous Super Bowls, successfully linked the watching of high-intensity, fast-paced sports footage to a sharp decrease in the male “virility.�

“The results were startling,� said biology professor Adam Dawson, the study’s lead researcher. “Even though Americans consider the Super Bowl to be one of the manliest events on TV, it turns out that watching it might not be so good for our…ahem… “health.�

According to Dawson, it is not uncommon for a man to contract a debilitating case of impotence even if he doesn’t profess to “watch the Super Bowl.� As the study suggests, merely being in the presence of a television on which the Super Bowl is being played can cause similar effects.

Even cheerleaders had not affect on the male participants in the study..

The study cites one case of a man who, after accidentally catching a glimpse of a Super Bowl commercial out of the corner of his eye last year, was rushed to the hospital with acute symptoms of impotence. He emerged three weeks later as a full-fledged woman.

“I never thought this would happen to me,� said the woman, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “I don’t even like football. I just went to that stupid Super Bowl party for the spinach dip. And now look at me!�

The study’s researchers cautioned to avoid watching the Super Bowl at all costs if they “value their manhood.�

“We know it won’t be easy,� said Dawson, “but were asking men to skip out on the Super Bowl this year. We want them to try to watch something else, something that doesn’t resemble the Super Bowl in any way – like an ice dancing marathon on the Lifetime channel.�

Some men have taken this warning to heart, and have already vowed to turn off their TVs come Super Bowl Sunday. Others, however, cannot resist the urge to sit back in their La-Z-Boys, crack open a few beers, and feast their eyes on the highly anticipated showdown between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers.

“Nothing gets between me and my Patriots,� said Bill Pascal, a diehard Patriots fan from  Newton, Massachusetts, “not even incapacitating case of male impotence.�

“Besides,� added Pascal, “I’m chubby, bald, and a Patriots fan – who’s going to want to date me in the first place?�

Dawson said he hopes that the new study will raise awareness for the dangers and health risks involved in watching the Super Bowl.

“130 million people are going to watch the Super Bowl this year,� said Dawson. “That means at least 85 million men will be putting their masculinity at stake by tuning in. If you truly appreciate your manliness, then turn off that TV!�

Super Bowl XLVI, which will be played between the New England Patriots and New York Giants, airs next Sunday, February 5 on NBC. Coverage starts at 6:30 pm. Will you be watching?

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43565/study-watching-super-bowl-causes-impotence-2/

POLICE ID LONG ISLAND SERIAL KILLER

Posted by The Mullet Master On February - 1 - 2012

GILGO BEACH, N.Y. – The Nassau County Police Department has identified a suspect in a series of sex worker murders.

After revising the profile and canvassing Long Island’s south shore area with a new batch of questions for residents, police uncovered a promising new lead.

“Read my lips: no new bodies. He’s feeling our heat. He’s been under surveillance for the last month, and he’s been quiet, as you may have noticed,� explained a Nassau County detective who requested anonymity.

Under pressure from the community and civic leaders including Nassau County Executive Edward Mangano, the NCPD went door-to-door in an attempt to speak with every resident of the Gilgo Beach community. Apparently, the shoe leather tactic paid off.

While the detective couldn’t divulge the name, age or address of the suspect, he did say, “This guy sent shivers up my spine when he answered the door. We asked him the same bank of questions we asked everyone else in the neighborhood. It became evident that he knew more, way more, than he should. Not to mention, he fit the profile. So we started digging around and watching him.�

Police sources confirm the profile depicts a white male, 30-50 years old, small stature, long-time area resident, formerly or currently in law enforcement and/or medical field, owner of two or more vehicles, living alone or with an elderly relative, secret bisexual orientation, multiple prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs, no children.

Ten sets of human remains, including those of a toddler believed to be the child of one of the escorts, have been found around Gilgo Beach since police started the investigation in December 2010. Four sets have been identified as missing female prostitutes who worked in the escort business.

Long Island has long been recognized as a haven for murderers. The detective on the case admits, “For whatever reason, serial killers feel safe here.�

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43449/police-id-long-island-serial-killer/

ALIENS DROPPING BLUE GOO ON ENGLAND!

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 31 - 2012

BOURNEMOUTH, UK -  Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week. 

Blue spheres of blue goo have been falling from the sky over England.  British authorities called in the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials to examine the goo and they have confirmed that the goo is from alien spaceships from Planet Gootan.

“Our scientists and extraterrestrial experts confirmed that the goo is from Planet Gootan.  It is harmless, but it is clearly a warming sign from the Gootans, who first landed on our planet on November 27, 2012,” said Dr. Susan Begley of the U.N. Panel.

The blue goo is contained in 15 inch sphere balls. The goo began falling on England last Thursday and has continued falling.

Paul Bernbee from Bournemouth found about a dozen of the balls in his garden.  “They’re difficult to pick up, I had to get a spoon and flick them into a jam jar,” said Bernbee.

The the jelly-like substance was “not meteorological” and could not be identified by any geologists or scientists in England, so they called in the United Nations.

Mr. Bernbee, a former aircraft engineer, said: “The sky went a really dark yellow color before the goo began to fall and then… it was everywhere.”

“As I walked outside to go to the garage there was an instant hail storm for a few seconds and I thought, ‘what’s that goo in the grass’?”

Bernbee refused to give his goo balls to the U.N. and plans on keeping the balls in his fridge in case “something cool happens to them.”

Sally Nixon of Dexter said that she was gardening when she was hit by three goo balls.  “They knocked me to the ground and I was covered in icky stuff,” said Nixon.  “It was gross.”

Nixon said that the spheres containing the goo have an exterior shell with a softer inner but have no smell, aren’t sticky and do not melt.”

Dr. Begley offered no explanation as to why the Gootans may be dropping goo but told WWN that the goo may be intended for the aliens from Planet Zeeba that have been spotted in England.  “The Zeebans have come to earth to help humans fight against The Gootans.  We know that this goo is harmless to humans, but it is deadly to Zeebans.”

So, if you are in England…  mind the goo!

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43338/aliens-dropping-blue-goo-on-england/

ALIEN SPACESHIP FOUND IN BALTIC SEA

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 29 - 2012

SWEDEN –  An international team of oceanic experts have found an alien ship from Planet Gootan National on the bottom of the Baltic Sea.

The ship was abandoned, but experts from the U.N. Panel of Extraterrestrials told WWN that the Gootans were using the Baltic Sea as a base to spy on humans.

The U.N. dispatched a team of experts in Unidentified Submarine Objects (USOs) to the Baltic Sea accompanied by an elite Navy SEALS team.  The U.S. military has been conducting a vast underwater reconnaissance of Gootan activities, ever since the Gootans landed three large ships on Earth in November, 2011.

Some are saying the ship looks like the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars:

Reports so far indicate that there may be another 29 Gootan ships in oceans around the globe and the number appears to be increasing daily.

“The Gootan ships have been sighted by seamen and divers worldwide and the descriptions are amazingly similar,” said Dr. Simon Michaels, a marine biologist with high-level contacts in the Pentagon.

“The undersea vessels are about 300 feet long with two saucer-shaped appendages and they are extremely fast. They are capable of reaching great depths – but can also pass from the water straight up into the atmosphere and right in out to stellar space.

“Over the past three decades, we’ve had such sightings from time to time. But the vast increase in reports over the last few months confirms that we are dealing with a major alien invasion from Planet Gootan.”

The Gootan ship in the Baltic was found by a Swedish company named Ocean Explorer.  They found the ship using their sonar technology – and immediately reported it to extraterrestrial experts at the U.N.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43256/alien-spaceship-found-in-baltic-sea/

BAT BOY SAYS: “GET A WWN DIGITAL SUBSCRIPTION!”

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 27 - 2012

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43215/bat-boy-says-get-a-wwn-digital-subscription/

LIAM NEESON CONVERTS TO ISLAM?

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 25 - 2012

Irish actor, Liam Neeson  has reportedly given up on his Catholic faith and is converting to Islam.

The Hollywood star, 59, was recently filming in Turkish city Istanbul and became fascinated with the Muslim faith during his stay.

Speaking to The Sun, he said: “The Call to Prayer happens five times a day and for the first week it drives you crazy, and then it just gets into your spirit and it’s the most beautiful, beautiful thing.

“There are 4,000 mosques in the city. Some are just stunning and it really makes me think about becoming a Muslim.”

Soon after speaking with The Sun,  Liam met with prominent Muslim clerics and mullahs from Turkey and reportedly has begun the conversion.

The actor was raised in Northern Ireland as a Catholic altar boy and was named after his local priest.

On his Catholic beliefs, he said: “I was reared a Catholic but I think every day we ask ourselves, not consciously, what are we doing on this planet? What’s it all about?

“I’m constantly reading books on God or the absence of God and atheism.”

Neeson stars in the action/thriller, The Grey, which follows a number of men stranded in Alaska after a plane crash, and forced to survive using little more than their wits as a pack of wolves comes after them.  It opens this weekend, January 27th.

Neeson has reportedly been seen reading a Koran and was in the middle of a meeting in Hollywood he left the room to bow to Mecca.

Could it be true?

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/43129/liam-neeson-converts-to-islam/

RUSSIANS FIND LIFE ON VENUS!

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 24 - 2012

MOSCOW -   A Russian probe found living beings on Venus!

This is actually the second time that a Russian probe has found life on Venus.  In 1982, several objects resembling living beings were detected on photographs taken by a Russian landing probe on a Venus mission.

Leonid Ksanfomaliti of the Space Research Institute of Russia’s Academy of Sciences published a research that analysed the photographs from the Venus mission made by a Soviet landing probe, Venus-13, in 1982.

The photographs feature several objects, which Ksanfomaliti said, resembled a “disk”, a “black flap” and a “scorpion”.

All of them “emerge, fluctuate and disappear”, the scientist said, referring to their changing location on different photographs and traces on the ground.

“What if we forget about the current theories about the non-existence of life on Venus, let’s boldly suggest that the objects’ morphological features would allow us to say that they are living,” the magazine quoted Ksanfomaliti as saying.

Now, the Russians once again have proof of life on Venus, where the ground temperature is 464 degrees Celsius.

How is it possible for life to survived in that atmosphere?

“These are special beings that have adapted to their atmosphere.   They are definitely alive, and thriving,” said Russian scientist Boris Zveneko.

A Russian rocket successfully launched the Venus Express spacecraft in 2011 for the European Space Agency, ESA, the first probe designed to study Venus in years.

Soyuz FG-Fregat booster, carrying the Venus-Express, blasted off on March 9, 2011, ain Baikonur Cosmodrome.

It reached Venus last week and… discovered life.

“We have once again proven that the Russian space program is far superior to the Americans, who no longer even care about space,” said Vladmir Putin.  “Russians will conquer Venus, Mars and all the planets.  Americans will conquer nothing.  They are done in space.”

The Russians promise to release photos of the beings in the next three months after they have been “cleared” by Putin.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/42940/russians-find-life-on-venus/

GIRL EATEN BY CROCODILE

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 22 - 2012

MAUMERE, Indonesia — A crocodile swallowed a girl in Indonesia as her father looked on helplessly.

District official Victor Mado Waton says the 10-year-old girl was searching for turtles with her father and brother in East Nusatenggara province when a giant saltwater crocodile sprang from a river and pulled her in.

Waton said Saturday that villagers found pieces of her clothing several hours later but there was no sign of her body.

Waton said the girl’s father was a few yards (meters) away when the crocodile attacked Thursday but there was nothing he could do.

Last month, a boy was killed by a crocodile in the same river.

Villagers living near the river have reported a loss of livestock in recent weeks as

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/42918/girl-eaten-by-crocodile/

NEW YORK ACCENT DYING OUT!

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 20 - 2012

The traditional New York accent – where residents pronounce coffee “cawfee” etc. – will be gone by 2015 scholars claim. 

Kara Becker, an assistant professor of linguistics at Reed University recently wrote that “Current linguistic research finds that many of the defining features of local speech are losing ground”.

“Research shows that not all accents are created equal in the US,” she writes. “When Americans are asked to rank locations in descending order from most to least ‘correct’ speech, the New York City accent is rated second to last (only the South rates lower). Speakers of the New York City accent, it turns out, are associated with a number of negative attributes, like being unfriendly and unkind.”

She adds that New Yorkers themselves suffer from “linguistic insecurity”.

Recent research has shown that there are “big differences” across age groups in New York, where older speaker have the classic New York accent – “fuhgeddaboutit” – but younger speakers did not replicate it.

Columbia University professors in linguistics predict that the New York accent will be greatly diminished by 2015 and gone forever by 2020.

The present day New York accent comes from a varied history. The area has seen settlers from the Netherlands, England, Germany, and still maintains a prominent Italian, Irish and Jewish population. The influence of Yiddish is apparent.

Noo Yawk will soon be history.

So what is the New York accent? One key component, linguists say, is the “R.” Not only do New Yorkers drop Rs (call the doctah!), they add them in where they’re not needed, usually when the next word starts with a vowel, which creates “I sawr it with my very own eyes!” and “The sofer in the living room is green.” It all started across the pond. The New York accent, with its dropped Rs, is “absolutely from British English,” says Kara Becker, a Ph.D. student at NYU who is writing her dissertation on New York City English. Londoners began to drop Rs around the end of the 1600s, according to Michael Newman, associate professor of lingusitics at Queens College.

The East Coast is referred to as the “R-less corridor” by linguists, and other coastal cities have accents with features in common with New York, like Boston and Charleston, S.C. Those cities “were settled around the same time, and the speakers came from a certain place” — South London — “using a certain type of British English,” Becker says.

There’s also the famous New York Honk, which Tom Wolfe wrote about in 1976. The Honk was a certain upper-class East Coast accent that persisted after WWII, spoken by wealthy prep-school types such as Bobby Kennedy and Nelson Rockefeller. Wolf called it “derived in the natural Anglophile bias of Eastern social life.” The unique way that New Yorkers draw out their vowels is another important feature of the dialect. Raising the vowels is one of the first exercises Gabis does with actors learning the accent.

New York-style vowels are diphthongs — meaning they change into another sound during pronunciation. That’s just a boring way to describe the musical “aww-uhh” that New Yorkers bring to their vowels, pulling them apart like taffy, turning “sausage” into “sawww-sage.” Words like “talk” and “walk” turn into two-syllable words: “Taww-uhk” and “waww-uuhk.” Travis Bickle’s famous line from “Taxi Driver” actually sounds more like, “Yoo tawwhkin’ ta may?”

Where do these diphthongs come from? There’s no obvious answer. They’ve popped up since the 1600s in both England and America, perhaps just local dialects that developed independently.

More apparent is the lineage of “dese” and “dose.” The only immigrant language that had the “th” sound in it was Greek, meaning all the other travellers to the New World had a hard time pronouncing the sound — in other words, they had trouble wid it.

And the rest of the country pronounces a word like “singer” as “seeeng-er,” with a soft “g.” But in the New York dialect, it’s “SING-er.” That pronounced ‘g’ is a vestige of Yiddish and Italian.

Nobody’s quite sure when these features melded into the accent we know today, though it shows up on some of the earliest sound recordings. After the British, the next generation of European immigrants to New York City — Irish and Germans in the mid-1800s, Jews, Eastern Europeans, Russians, and Italians starting in the 1880s — contributed their own features. There were references to a “Bowery accent” by the turn of the century.

As the accent is dying in some places, it’s migrated to others. New Yorkers have brought their accents with them to Long Island — also known as Lawn Guyland — or New Joisey.

Although George Bernard Shaw thought the New York dialect was the most beautiful sound in the world — “the ultimate in sophistication in human speech” — not everyone is in love with the accent, mostly because it signifies working-class origins. To graduate from Queens College in the 1960s, students had to pass a speech test — and you would do well to pronounce your Rs.

Because of the accent’s humbler origins, generations of parents hoping their children would grow up to be doctors or lawyers and get out of “the neighborhood” encouraged their children to leave it behind, deeming is lower class, ethnic or crude.

Some parts of the accent have simply gone extinct already for that very reason. No one asks to meet you on the corner of “Thoity Thoid and Thoid Street” anymore, or declares that “the oily boid gets the woim” — that particular feature has been gone for “50, 60, 70 years,” Jochnowitz says. It was “laughed out of the dialect” — stigmatized so much that people were shamed into cutting it out.

The same thing is happening now to the “yuhs guys” and “sawr it.”

You better get to New York soon, if you want to hear the accent before it’s too late!

 

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/42871/new-york-accent-dying-out/

GHOST OF PRINCESS DIANA IN SCOTTISH CHURCH

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 18 - 2012

GLASGOW – The Ghost of Princess Diana was seen in the stained glass of a Scottish church.

A video has emerged which appears to show a ghostly-looking figure resembling Princess Diana in a stained glass window.

The video was shot by Chinese tourists in Scotland and has been described by paranormal writer Michael Cohen – who was sent the video – as one of the “clearest” paranormal images he has come across.

It is understood the footage was taken inside a church in Glasgow, which some who have seen the video say might be significant, as the Princess of Wales’ mother spent a lot her life in Scotland, passing away there in 2004.

The video-takers did not notice Diana when they took the footage but saw the image when they played their holiday video back when they got home.

Michael Cohen said: “The footage is currently being examined by myself and other researchers to ascertain if it is a genuine ghost capture. It might be a bizarre optical illusion, but then again, it could be a ghost – possibly Princess Diana’s.

“Ghosts often appear in places connected to their lives and families. Ghosts might appear to warn individuals, groups and even entire nations of possible impending danger.”

The footage is being used in an upcoming TV series on Paranormal mysteries.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/42755/ghost-of-princess-diana-in-scottish-church/

MADONNA PUNCHES OUT ELTON JOHN

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 17 - 2012

Following the Golden Globes, the dispute between Elton John and Madonna escalated so… they stepped into the ring

Elton John was visibly upset during the Golden Globes, but it got even worse when Madonna’s “Masterpiece” won for Best Original Song over a ballad Elton wrote for Gnomeo and Juliet.

Elton John’s 49-yeard-old husband, David Furnish, took to his Facebook pageand said, “Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit. Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it’s narcissism. And her criticism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is.”

Elton John, himself,  talked negatively about about Madonna on the red carpet before the awards started and ranted about “the old hag” after the Golden Globes.

Sir Elton started the battle when he said that Madonna did not “have a f**king chance of winning”.  When a reporter asked if ‘those were fighting words?’ he replied: ‘No, those are accurate words.’

Madonna retaliated, saying: “Was he wearing a dress?” adding, “May the best man win.”

After she won Madonna said, “I hope he speaks to me for the next couple of years. He’s known to get mad at me. He’s brilliant and I adore him, so he will win another award. And I don’t feel bad!”

The harsh criticism towards the iconic singer was the second time Madonna had been attacked by the couple as Elton John predicted that she would not win.

The feud escalated today in Los Angeles, and Madonna challenged John to a three-round boxing match.  Elton John wanted to prove he wasn’t just “another Madonna b*tch”, so he took her up on the challenge.

John, Furnish, Madonna and their entourages went to Gold’s Gym in Venice, California and stepped into a makeshift ring outside.   Madonna didn’t bother to tell Elton that she teaches boxing back in England.

Elton looked the part and Furnish was on the edge of the ring hurling insults at Madonna.   He yelled at her,  “I hoping Elton hits you in the face, maybe he can make some improvements.  Your face looks like a ass of a dead mule.”

The bell rang and Madonna approached John.  One punch and Elton was down – and out.  “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road,” she said over him.  “And ‘your song’ sucks.”

Madonna walked to the corner of the ring and punched out Furnish as well.  Then she had the Gold’s Gym staff, play her song “Masterpiece” at full volume.

Will there be a rematch?

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/42674/madonna-punches-out-elton-john/

CHINESE TRAINING FEMALE NAVY SEALS

Posted by The Mullet Master On January - 15 - 2012

HAINAN SANYA – China has begun training female Navy Seals.

Elite women from across China tried to make the cut for the first ever Chinese Navy Seals.  Modeled after the U.S. Navy Seal Training program, these Chinese women were put through a week of intense training, including the killer “devil day” that forced a number of the aspiring Seals to drop out.

The girls had to undertake 8-10 months of training to master the basics of combat and self-defense, before even beginning the Seal tryout.   They all had to have university degrees as well.

The big difference with the U.S. Naval Seal program is that the women had to be deemed “beautiful” by the commanding officers.  If a woman was not “beautiful” she was eliminated.

Only twenty women were selected as Chinese Seals.

China feels that the women, who look unassuming, are the most elite fighting force on the planet and can rival the elite fighters from Israel and the U.S.

Chinese military officials told WWN that these women are smartest, strongest, and deadliest soldiers – in the world.   The source told WWN that if the Chinese female Seals were hunting someone like Osama Bin Laden, then would find him and take him out within two days.  That’s what they say…

Here are some pictures from “Devil Day.”

The recruits running sprints across the beach:

They call this the “human ladder.”

A female recruit stepping on another recruits abdomens.  They were then forced to jump-up-and down on the recruits stomachs for – half and hour!

The drill sargeant forcing them to hold their breath for three minutes.

The drill sergeant punishing a eam member who couldn’t carry on by tossing hot water on her:

The four-hour long circle crawl:

The beach crawl:

The marathon at the end of the day:

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/42578/chinese-training-female-navy-seals/

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