Who is the Afro-Squad?
The Squad, also know as the Afro-Squad Army, is a group of people across the world who share a similar distaste for the Man and his nefarious minions. We enjoy sports, women, sporty women, good humor, and funky cars.
What is the A.N.U.S.
It is that thing you poop from. It is also our little name for our news service. The “Afrosquad News Universe Syndicate. (A.N.U.S.)”
How often do you update your page?
For now, at least once a day.
How do you keep the page alive and generate revenue?
We do this for fun, but to pay for the site we need you to click on our advertisements.
Is this news fake?
If the news article is tagged as satire, then it is fictional.
Who is the Man?
Here is the simple answer. The Man is the guy at work that you hate. He’s the guy who enforces pointless rules. He is the person who raises your taxes. He charges you additional fees on your cell phone. He also keeps you from getting laid.
Can I join the Afro-Squad
Yes you can! We are always looking for funky people to join the ranks of the Afro-Squad Army!
How do I join the Afro-Squad?
There are a bunch of ways! Grab a ‘fro, wig or similar gimmick and shoot some pictures at a local sporting event. Even better, make your own Afro-Squad video! Send it to us and spread the word about the Squad!
Will being in the Afro-Squad get me laid?
Yes. Absolutely. Guaranteed.
Why the dark glasses and wigs?
First off, it is fun to dress up and look goofy. Second, it helps hide our identity from the Man. Let’s face it. The Man is so powerful that he would have a jumbo jet crash in our trailer park if he ever determined our identity.
What are some common themes within the Afro-Squad?
A few members really like wrestling. So you are bound to see the Squad at some wrestling events. SnowMan and KrazyMan also enjoy White Castle, Photoshop, video editing, and classy ladies. So you are likely to see those sorts of things too.
I once saw a website called NinjaPimp Online. It featured the Afro-Squad. What was that?
That was our attempt at a men’s magazine, like Maxim. We did interviews. We talked about food, and we crushed the Man.
Where has the Afro-Squad been?
We’ve been a lot of places. The Afro-Squad has appeared at the Superbowl and the World Series. We’ve been in Paris and Germany. We’ve been on TV in the US and Australia. We are all over YouTube, and we may have been in your sister’s bedroom.
Who are your main members?
KrazyMan and the SnowMan are the main members of the Squad. For all intents and purposes, these characters founded the group. Since then, there have been dozens of supporting characters. Minor 69′er, Kinky Tuscadero, Jordi Scrubbings, the Afro-Squad Dog, the Gargoyle, the Mullet Master, the Rated R Afro-Star, Original Jit, the Zombie Pimp… and the list goes on.
Does the Afro-Squad have anything to do with race?
Nope. It sure doesn’t. The Afro-Squad is a group of people of different races who all hate the Man. It is just that simple.
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