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Bobbi Billard Photo Gallery – Babe of the Week

Posted by admin On October - 29 - 2011

Bobbi Billard’s first commercial, “Green Bay Watch,” was for Diet Dr Pepper and aired during Super Bowl XXXV. [2] She had a few small parts on TV shows like Howard Stern’s Son of the Beach and then made the jump to the big screen. She debuted in Phat Girlz starring Mo’Nique as a bikini girl. Then she went on from there, starring as Vicki in a comedy/horror film called Ice Scream: The ReMix aka Hot Blood Sundae which was a ten year remake of a movie that had a bit of a cult following. Billard had a role as Brunhilda in Ryan & Sean’s Not So Excellent Adventure. Bobbi’s most recent roles were in a small cameo appearance in a movie called Red Herring starring Vincent Pastore from The Sopranos fame and starring as Anna Nicole Smith on the TV show “Famous Crime Scene” on VH1.
[edit] Modeling career

Bobbi Billard began modeling at the age of 12.[1] She had her first paid modeling job at the age of 19 for Jones Performance Fuel Systems.[1] From there, she was on the cover of Mini-truckin’ Magazine, as well as appearing in calendars for Hot Bike and Street Rodder.[1]

She later joined the MySpace social network, where she gained over one and a half million friends, making her one of the most popular people on the social networking website.[3]

She has appeared in Muscular Development, Muscle Mag, and American Curves.[1] In addition, she has appeared in two series of Benchwarmer trading cards.[1] She made music video appearances in Blues Traveler’s “Girl Inside My Head”,[1] Kottonmouth Kings’ “King Klick”,[1] Yung Berg’s “Sexy Lady”, and Fireball’s “What I Want” with Bob Sinclar. She has appeared on the cover of People Magazine Australia and was featured inside the issue as one of the top 20 internet babes. In the same month, she was featured in Esquire Turkey. She’s also been published in Spain in Interviu. Her latest pictorials have been published in Playboy’s Voluptuous Vixens June/July 2010 and Playboy’s Big Boobs & Hot Buns 2010.[4]
[edit] Wrestling career
Bobbi Billard
Ring name(s) Summer
Bobbi Bling Bling
Bobbi Billard
Billed height 5 ft 8 in (1.73 m)
Billed weight 130 lb (59 kg; 9.3 st)
Born December 12, 1975 (1975-12-12) (age 35)
Austin, Texas
Billed from Austin, Texas
Trained by WOW Training staff
Selina Majors
Peggy Lee Leather
OVW Training staff
Ivory
Jacqueline
Debut 2000
Retired 2005

Billard entered the world of professional wrestling in the California-based Women of Wrestling (WOW) promotion.[1] Using the name Summer, Billard was given the gimmick of a Baywatch-like lifeguard along with a tag team partner named Sandy. The duo was collectively known as The Beach Patrol.[1] They had several tag team matches together and were unsuccessful in the WOW Tag Team Title Tournament. At WOW Unleashed, the team fought to a draw with Farrah and Paradise.

Billard signed with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) in December 2003 and entered into their developmental territory, Ohio Valley Wrestling.[5][6] She received training from Ivory and Jacqueline. She, however, was released after getting injured.[6]

Billard’s last job in wrestling was working for Italy’s Nu Wrestling Evolution, where she worked a tour as a valet.
[edit] Personal life

Billard was born in Austin, Texas, but later moved to Richardson, Texas and then Mission Viejo, California.[1] She lives in New York City.

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Gianna Michaels Exclusive New Photo Gallery

Posted by admin On September - 23 - 2011

 

Michaels was born in Seattle, Washington. Her first job was at a hamburger restaurant in Seattle called Dick’s Drive-In.[4] After being approached about modelling, she eventually tried it, figuring that if she did not like it, she could stop.[4] Her modelling eventually led to nude photo shoots and then (CENSORED)ography.[4] She has also filmed (CENSORED) under the aliases Becky and Gianna Rossi.

She has made cameos in 2010 horror film Piranha 3-D, LOOK: The Series and Do Something video by Dyme Def.[6]

Awards

* 2007 AVN Award – Best Group Sex Scene,Video – a 12-person group scene in Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge (Evil Angel).[7]
* 2007 FICEB Ninfa – Most Original Sex Sequence – a 12-person group scene in Fashionistas Safado[8]
* 2007 XRCO Award – Best On-Screen Chemistry – Fashionistas: Safado[3]
* 2008 AVN Award – Unsung Starlet of the Year[9]
* 2008 AVN Award – Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production – 10-person group scene in Furious F*CKers Final Race.[9]
* 2008 AVN Award – Best All-Sex Release – G for Gianna.[9]
* 2011 Urban X Award – Best Three-Way Sex Scene [10]

References

1. ^ Roger T. Pipe (2008-01). “Gianna Michaels Interview 2008″. RogReviews. http://www.rogreviews.com/interviews/gianna_michaels_08.asp. Retrieved 2008-04-19.
2. ^ a b c Gianna Michaels at the Internet Adult Film Database
3. ^ a b c Gianna Michaels at the Adult Film Database
4. ^ a b c “Inside Gianna”. Inside the (CENSORED) Stars Studio. 2007-01-10. http://www.xrentdvd.com/(CENSORED)_Star_Interviews/Gianna.html.
5. ^ “Gianna and Ava Rose Take the Anal Plunge in Big Wet Asses 15″ at the Adult Film Database
6. ^ “‘Piranha 3D’ Test Screened, Bloodiest Movie Ever?”. Bloody-disgusting.com. http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/18200. Retrieved 2010-08-18.
7. ^ “2007 AVN Award Winners Announced”, January 14, 2007], Adult Video News. Retrieved 2007-10-19.
8. ^ “Barcelona Festival Announces Winners”, By Peter Warren, Adult Video News, October 9, 2007. Retrieved 2007-10-19.
9. ^ a b c Rutter, Jared (2008-01-12). “2008 AVN Awards Winners Announced”. AVN. Archived from the original on 2008-04-04. http://web.archive.org/web/20080404082611/http://www.avn.com/video/articles/2759.html. Retrieved 2007-12-18.
10. ^ Peter Warren. “2011 Urban X Award Winners Announced”. AVN. http://business.avn.com/articles/video/2011-Urban-X-Award-Winners-Announced-442350.html. Retrieved 28 July 2011.

Popularity: 37% [?]

Babe of the Week – Chelsea Handler #11

Posted by admin On June - 19 - 2011

Chelsea is funny as hell, and she has a decent little body. (We aren’t going to lie, sometimes the Afro-Squad doesn’t have the highest standards.) Anyway, check out these pictures of Mrs. Lately.

Handler grew up in the suburban town of Livingston, New Jersey.[3] The youngest of six children, she was raised in Reform Judaism by her Mormon mother Sylvia and Jewish father Melvin.[2][3][4] Handler has said that while growing up, she felt like an outsider, telling a reporter, “We lived in this nice Jewish neighborhood…Everyone had Mercedes and Jaguars, and I was going to school in a Pinto.”[5] At age 19, Handler moved from New Jersey to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career, and two years later she decided to become a stand-up comic after telling her story about a DUI to a class of other offenders, who found her story funny.[2]
Career
Performances

Handler has performed nationwide as a comedian, appeared as a regular on the Oxygen Network series Girls Behaving Badly and on other shows, including Weekends at the D.L., The Bernie Mac Show, My Wife and Kids, and The Practice. She was a regular commentator on E! and Scarborough Country as well as a correspondent on The Tonight Show. She hosted the first episode of the reality TV show On the Lot, but quit before the second one was aired, as she later said, “because I smelled the disaster happening before it did.”[6] Chelsea Handler hosted “The Chelsea Handler Show” in April 2006, which lasted two seasons. She was a guest on Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld and The View; she co-hosted The View on August 2, 2007, and again on September 5, 2008 – and hosts her own late night talk show on E! titled Chelsea Lately. On January 25, 2009, Handler was on the CBS gameshow Million Dollar Password as one of the celebrity players. On April 15, 2009, Handler won the 2009 Bravo A-List Award for “A-List Funny”.[7]

On August 18, 2010 it was announced that Handler would be the host of the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards. The announcement was surprising to many, including MTV, which claimed that the final decision was unexpected.[8] This makes Handler only the second woman in the history of the VMA’s to be the sole host of the ceremony, behind Roseanne Barr, who hosted in 1994.[9] The event took place at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles on September 12, 2010.

In 2007, Handler performed with the Hour Stand-Up Comedy Tour across the U.S.. Her stand-up has been televised on Vh1′s Love Lounge, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, and HBO’s broadcast of the Aspen Comedy Festival. Chelsea Handler was the host of the Fox show “On The Lot.” The show, produced by Steven Spielberg and Mark Burnett, is a competition for aspiring filmmakers who are vying for a chance at stardom. She was replaced after one episode by former Robin & Company entertainment anchor, Adrianna Costa.

Popularity: 15% [?]

We love bootie, so we are fixated on Kim’s big bottom! Check out her wallpaper photos here:

Kimberly Noel “Kim” Kardashian (born October 21, 1980) is an American socialite, television personality, model, and actress. She is the daughter of late attorney Robert Kardashian, and is known for a sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J as well as her E! reality series which she shares with her family, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kardashian’s prominence has increased as of January 2011 with the premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, the second spin-off of Keeping Up with the Kardashians (the first being Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami), debuting on E!, with the series following Kim and sister Kourtney Kardashian as they leave Los Angeles to open a third D-A-S-H store in New York City.

Kardashian has launched multiple fragrances, guest starred on numerous shows, competed on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, and has had roles in movies such as Disaster Movie and Deep in the Valley. In 2010, Kardashian, along with her sisters Kourtney and Khloe, released an autobiography, Kardashian Konfidential, and plan to launch their own fashion line.[1]

Popularity: 17% [?]

New Watermelon Soda?

Posted by admin On May - 19 - 2010

I saw this soda for sale in a Texas grocery store today, and I had to take a picture.  It is 2010, and negative black racial stereotypes (such as a black kid eating a watermelon) are frowned upon.  So who thinks this picture is a little off?

It did really make me laugh though… in that look over your shoulder before you laugh kind of way.  Who made this stuff?

Popularity: 4% [?]

Google listed these 20 terms as the hottest on the internet for 3/19/2010.

1. open letter to sean penn
2. mary mccormack
3. passover 2010
4. passover 2010 first seder
5. final four teams
6. moscow subway explosion
7. hutaree militia
8. chechnya
9. passover story
10. frozen four
11. honey baked ham
12. happy passover in hebrew
13. errol flynn
14. mindy mccready
15. seder meal
16. mayim bialik
17. ncaa final four 2010
18. tmobile customer service
19. passover greetings
20. sean flynn

So I have decided to make a news article using all of these terms.

“Mary McCormack wrote an open letter to Sean Penn during Passover 2010, which led to the Moscow Subway Explosion.  This was considered one of the final four militant events of the Chechnya Hutaree militia.  Penn responded during Passover (and in a meal that contained mostly honey baked Hebrew ham made by Errol Flynn and Mindy McCready), that Seder Meal and Mayim Bialik will no longer receive any greetings from him, tmobile customer service, or free tickets to the NCAA Final Four 2010.”

Can you top that?

Popularity: 2% [?]

Gary Busci Looks Better Than Ever

Posted by admin On March - 3 - 2010

While Rip Torn and the corpse of Elvis Presley were his co-hosts,  it was the stylish Gary Busci (seen left) who the masses waited to see last night at Hollywood Zombie Walk 2010.  Gary definitely was worth the wait.  Everything came to a halt in the Paris Theatre when he arrived, looking younger and more lifelike than ever.  For Gary, he was stunning.

He looked amazing in a pale gray skin, collapsed eye, and the usual comforting grunts.  Since officially becoming a zombie in 2010, Gary is one of the few people who seems more “normal” since becoming a zombie.

Popularity: 4% [?]

Vancouver 2010 Olympians: Where are they now?

Posted by admin On March - 1 - 2010

For two weeks every four years, Olympians dominate the world stage. But then they quickly fade back into oblivion. What became of all the stars of the Vancouver Olympics after the Games ended?

SportsPickle takes a look.

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Evgeni Plushenko – Russia: figure skating

Plushenko continued to live in denial over his silver medal. He later became President of the Soviet Union, led the nation to a resounding defeat of the United States via superior figure skating jumps, flew to Neptune on the back of a unicorn, and deep down inside knew that everyone totally envied his rad haircut.

Johnny Weir – USA: figure skating

After 25 years of being made fun of, Weir decided to step in line and bought a bunch of cheap, ill-fitting jeans, a few plaid shirts, and some baseball hats. Today he works at a steel mill and plays third base for the company softball team. Good for him!

Shani Davis – USA: speed skating

The Chicago native used his own money to build inner city speed skating rinks in cities throughout the country, hoping to earn back his money via rink memberships, lessons and ticket sales to speed skating events. He went bankrupt.

Shaun White – USA: snowboarding

After winning gold in the men’s halfpipe, White went on to stomp an endo on a flippy mix trip top double McRondo with a tight stack hitch triple rex. He later tricked a stoked quad mac on a hemi track triple purple slide over tap double lexicon, which he still does to this day.

Kim Yu-na – South Korea: figure skating

Kim continued to skate and win championships. In 2027, despite years of efforts from her trainers and handlers to prevent it, she hit puberty. Luckily it came at the beginning of a long routine in Stars on Ice, and by the time the routine was over, menopause had begun, allowing her to keep her girlish figure.

Evan Lysacek – USA: figure skating

Lysacek continued skating. To a younger generation, he is probably best known for the song “What Would Evan Lysacek Do?”, featured in a 2021 irreverent animated movie.

Lindsey Vonn – USA: skiing

Vonn continued skiing along with fellow American medalist Julia Mancuso. One day, while skiing in Vail, they both collided so hard they knocked each other out. Also, the impact was so violent all of their clothes flew off. Luckily, I was there on vacation. So they’re laying there naked in the snow and I give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. They both wake up and are so happy to be alive they kiss each other. A lot. And they do a lot more than just kiss, if you know what I mean. Then, they’re so grateful to me for saving their lives, that they (still naked!) take me back to the lodge and we do it for, like, hours and hours on a bear-skin rug in front of a roaring fire. This may have been a dream.

Sidney Crosby – Canada: hockey

Having accomplished everything a hockey player could ever hope to accomplish by the age of 22, Crosby retired from the sport and got married and raised a family, happily living off the millions of dollars he made in his brief and remarkably successful athletic career, content with his life. A complete and total failure.

Bode Miller – USA: skiing

Miller retired soon after the Vancouver Games and fell out of the limelight. But the name “Bode” remains popular among hippie parents who live in cold climates and hate their children.

Apolo Anton Ohno – USA: short track speed skating

As the winner of the most medals by an American in Winter Olympics history, Ohno continued to build on the celebrity that earned him a spot on “Dancing With The Stars”. He went on to appear on “Celebrity Apprentice”, “I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here!”, “Celebrity Fit Club”, and “Fat Celebrities Dancing and Making Business Deals in the Jungle”. He was the most enduring “star” of the 2010 Games.

Steve Holcomb – USA: bobsled

After piloting the U.S. to its first bobsled gold in 62 years, Holcomb was sought out by investors and the U.S. government to help replace the automobile and remake the American transportation infrastructure via zero-fuel bobsled technology. Icy, pitched tracks were built all across the country. A person could get in a bobsled in New York City (at 10,000 feet) and — three hours later — be in Los Angeles powered only by gravity. Unfortunately, the unexpected cost of refrigerating all but a few of the most northern tracks was not accounted, nor were the lawsuit costs from the many Americans who died in bobsled crashes. The United States went bankrupt and was taken over by Soviet leader Plushenko.

Read More from Sports Pickle:  http://www.sportspickle.com/article:686/vancouver-2010-olympians-where-are-they-now

Popularity: 3% [?]

Nick Nolte’s Eulogy

Posted by admin On February - 22 - 2010

The 2010 Celebrity Death Polls have pointed out that Nick Nolte is the odds on favorite celebrity to die in 2010. In preparation for this, the A/S News Universe Syndicate has written a eulogy for Mr. Nolte in advance. We like to be prepared, so here it is:

“Nick’s death is not an end, but a beginning. Specifically, the beginning of an eternity of black nothingness. He died as he lived: oddly dressed and smelling vaguely of turpentine. He had many hobbies, and he was very proud of them. He had that rarest of gifts: the ability to find the beauty and artistry in the hardcore amateur farm (CENSORED) he shot with her Super 8 over at Oakville Community Stables. He touched all of our lives. Unfortunately, he also touched many of our children. And while it is truly a tragedy when someone so young is taken from us so unexpectedly, it is doubly heart-wrenching in circumstances such as these, when a promising career in direct-to-video adult entertainment is cut so terribly short.”

Popularity: 4% [?]

Fat Tuesday Celebrated by Adult Community

Posted by admin On February - 16 - 2010

The holy season of Lent begins tomorrow with the imposition of ashes on the foreheads of all who will participate in the Eucharistic Celebration. For this reason, today is called “Ash Wednesday.”  The day before, is commonly known as Fat Tuesday.  Tuesday is the last day of celebration and indulgence before the fasting associated with lent. 

The practice of imposing ashes on the forehead of Christian believers as a sign of repentance and penitence for one’s sins and an acknowledgement of our human frailty can be traced back to the early years of Christianity.

In the adult film industry this year, many directors are celebrating Fat Tuesday in an “unorthodox way.”  Several large companies are making films only using “fat girls.”

“The majority of our viewers are reformed Christians, so we want to appeal to them,” said an unnamed director.  “It is hard to think up new themes all the time, so this is the big thing that we hope will offend people in 2010.  We are also considering Ass Wednesday.”

Popularity: 7% [?]

Sasquatch Music Festival

Posted by admin On February - 16 - 2010

Following the giant footsteps of Bonnaroo, this year the monster known as Sasquatch– the music festival, not the actual creature — revealed its lineup in an unusual way. Whereas Bonnaroo took to social networking sites for their announcement, Sasquatch took to the old fashioned social experience known as the rock concert. During a special “launch party” at the Crocodile in Seattle, Wash. on Monday, the festival announced details for their 2010 event amidst live sets by Surfer Blood, Atlas Sound and hometown heroes, Fresh Espresso. Curiously, those bands were not included in the initial announcement itself.

Reports from North Dakota indicate that Bigfoot himself is very upset over the fact that he was not asked to appear at the festival.  Furthermore, he is sueing over the copyright infringement on the use of his name.

He commented, “Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Popularity: 3% [?]

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