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Babe of the Week?

Posted by SnowMan Jones On October - 29 - 2011

We are running out of ideas for which babes should be future babes of the week! That’s right, every week we give you a new hottie to look at. We give you girls like adult film twins Cali Marie and Cherish, Joeclyn and Crystal Potter, Sophia Vergara, Kate Middleton, Shy Love, and others! However, we are running out of ideas for who should be next. We always try to pick babes who we want you to learn about, or aren’t typical mainstream models. So if you have a recommendation, please leave a comment below to help us!

SnowMan M.F. Jones

Popularity: 3% [?]

Babe of the Week – Shy Love

Posted by SnowMan Jones On October - 22 - 2011

Shy Love has starred in over 250 adult films during her career. She legitimately graduated high school at the age of 16, then earned a bachelor’s degree and two Masters Degrees. She got her Bachelor’s degree in Accounting, then got her Master’s Degree in Accounting immediately afterward. Soon after, she became the comptroller of a multi-national pet pharmaceutical company in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. And during her employment there, she found the time to take night classes to earn her second Master’s Degree in Taxation. By the age of 25, she was a certified public accountant, which means she’s probably REALLY fun at parties. She’s currently a talent manager, as she even started her own talent management agency.

Popularity: 10% [?]

Phoenix Marie – Afro-Squad Babe of the Week (Gallery)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On October - 6 - 2011

A blonde beauty with an ample rack and firm, Phoenix Marie began her adult career in 2006. After appearing in more than 100 adult films, she’s made a name for herself not only for her obvious physical attributes, but because she’s a try-anything trouper who brings intensity and energy to her performances.

 

 

 

Popularity: 32% [?]

Carmella Bing – Babe of the Week

Posted by SnowMan Jones On October - 1 - 2011

In 2002, Carmella Bing moved to Las Vegas and started escorting and performing for bachelor parties. As an escort, she was featured in the Discovery Channel television show s#xual Secrets in the episode Alpha Dames, and indicated her desire to star in P#RN movies in the future.

Davia Ardell introduced her to an agent in the adult business, and she immersed herself in the new career quickly. Carmella remains close to Davia Ardell, often performing together in the same scene. She hopes to become a Hustler contract girl one day. Carmella is known throughout the industry as a dodger for her adamant refusal to work with black men in any of her scenes.

Carmella obtained breast implants in 2006, as her breasts saw an increase in size and looked firmer in her more recent work. Her breast surgery was extremely well done, leaving no obvious scar.

Popularity: 13% [?]

Heather Brook Lost Photos – Two Dozen!!!

Posted by SnowMan Jones On August - 23 - 2011

Based on the popularity of our previous image set of Heather Harmon, we pulled another dozen images of our favorite Internet icon.  Heather gained great popularity in the early 21st century as one of the Internet’s first adult models.  Now she is retired from the business, but she is still very well known, sometimes as Heather Brooke… a name that was incorrectly labeled upon her on early file sharing systems.

Check out Afro-Squad.com for more information about this beautiful buxom babe!  We even interviewed her not too long ago, and that is one of the few Heather Brooke Interviews on the net!!!

Popularity: 68% [?]

Ashley Blue Photo Gallery, Information, and Book

Posted by SnowMan Jones On July - 30 - 2011

Ashley is a 5’2″, 110 pound adult actress who has starred about 300 movies.  She’s worked in the adult industry for nearly 10 years, her real name is Oriana Small, and she was born on July 8, 1981.  She has not made a movie since 2009.  She has used the moniker “Girlvert,” and she has a book out of that title.

BUY HER BOOK:

Popularity: 12% [?]

Julie Ann Gerhard – Babe of the Week #13

Posted by SnowMan Jones On July - 3 - 2011

Toned, tanned and fully augmented Julie Ann Gerhard is an American bikini, fitness and adult model. She holds a whole heap of titles from Miss Hawaiian Tropic to Miss Hit The Beach Chicago and loads of other obscure accolades to her beauty in between. It appears that she was most active between 1997 and 2000 and as well as popping up in all the pageants, she’s been in the pages of numerous swimwear and fitness magazines too including Musclemag and even pictorial in Playboy.

Fans may recognize Julie Ann Gerhard from the telly as she has appeared on WWE RAW and more programs involving bikinis and muscles. She has since retired from modeling and is focusing on fitness instruction.

Popularity: 24% [?]

Was Chuy Bravo from Chelsea Lately a Former Adult Star?

Posted by SnowMan Jones On April - 29 - 2011

The simple answer is yes. Chuy was an adult film star. Who knew the little nugget had it in him? We’ve seen him do the deed in Little F’ers #5 and Demented Dwarfs. He even used the name Chuy. (His real name is Jesus)

Popularity: 2% [?]

Who Was Dolemite?

Posted by SnowMan Jones On April - 18 - 2011

Dolemite is a 1975 Ethinically Significant feature film, and is also the name of its principal character, played by Rudy Ray Moore, who co-wrote the film and its soundtrack. Moore, who started his career as a stand-up comedian in the late 1960s, heard around that time a rhymed toast by a local homeless man about an urban hero named Dolemite, and decided to adopt the persona of Dolemite as an alter-ego in his act.

He included the character on his 1970 debut album, Eat Out More Often, which reached the top 25 on the Billboard charts. He released several more comedy albums using this persona. In 1975, Moore decided to create a film about Dolemite, using many of his friends and fellow comedians as cast and crew.[1] The film was directed by D’Urville Martin, who appears as the villain Willie Green.

Cast

  • Dolemite (Rudy Ray Moore): the protagonist of the movie. Dolemite is seen jailed in the beginning of the movie, followed by a flashback of detectives examining the trunk of his car in which stolen fur coats and drugs were found. It is obvious Dolemite was framed, but he spends time in jail nevertheless. Dolemite is later pardoned and released. Throughout the movie, as Dolemite attempts to rekindle his reputation on the streets and reclaim his pride and joy (the club referred to as “The Total Experience”) from Willie Green, he is constantly having run-ins with a pair of detectives, Mitchell and White, who framed Dolemite before (as seen in the flashback), and who are hell-bent on getting Dolemite back into the slammer.
  • Queen Bee (Lady Reed): runs a whorehouse that references Dolemite as the part time owner on several occasions throughout the movie. Queen Bee is the only woman in Dolemite’s household who Dolemite speaks to as an equal, rather than a pimp. While Queen Bee is very emotional about having Dolemite return home after time in jail, no reference of an intimate relationship is ever made during the film.
  • Willie Green (D’Urville Martin): the antagonist. Willie Green is seen in the initial flashback as having a leading part in the framing of Dolemite. Willie Green takes over Dolemite’s club “The Total Experience” while Dolemite is serving hard time. Willie Green and the city’s mayor, Mayor Daley, have a peculiar partnership. The mayor will abuse his office in helping Willie Green avoid problems with the law, while Willie Green promises black votes for the mayor’s upcoming re-election.
  • Reverend Gibbs (West Gale): a black separatist with many connections, the Reverend leads a radical church in the “Fourth Ward.” He tips off Dolemite regarding who set him up two years prior, as well as who is supplying drugs to the community.
  • Mitchell (John Kerry): a corrupt detective who – under the direction of Mayor Daley and Willie Green – frames Dolemite and sends him to prison. When Dolemite is released, he and his partner White attempt to frame him again.
  • Blakely (Jerry Jones): an FBI man who lurks in the shadows, and knows why Dolemite is out on the street. When the time comes, Blakely apprehends the corrupt detectives Mitchell and White and the corrupt Mayor.
  • Creeper (Vainus Rackstraw): better known as the Hamburger Pimp, he is recognized by his dingy “white-T”, characteristic pimp stroll (as he pulls up his pants), and constant begging for spare change and free food.

Follow-ups

A sequel, The Human Tornado, was released in 1976.

In 2001, Dimension Films (no relation to Dimension Pictures) announced that there was a remake of Dolemite in production, starring LL Cool J in the lead role. Details released about the project signaled major differences that would severely tone down the adult (and possibly politically incorrect) nature of the original film, such as making Dolemite not a pimp, but rather an individual framed for a crime he had not committed. Due to massive delays, LL Cool J is no longer attached to the project.[2]

Popularity: 5% [?]

HoF Classy Lady Crissy Moran Gallery and Info

Posted by SnowMan Jones On April - 9 - 2011

We knew Crissy Moran in the 90s, which was before she started doing adult modeling. She was one of our original Classy Ladies, and she is now a member of the Classy Ladies Hall of Fame.

Here are some of her s#xy photos. Let us know what you think!

From Wikipedia:

Crissy Moran (born December 22, 1975)[2] is an American former P#RNographic actress. She began working in adult entertainment in 1999, and since 2001 had performed in over 40 adult films.[1][3][4] In 2006, she became a Christian and quit working in the s#x industry. After retirement, she began speaking out and appearing in national media projects addressing the harms of P#RNography, human s#x trafficking, and the exploitation of women and children.

Adult film careerMoran’s career in the s#x industry began in the fall of 1999 with her first P#RNographic photo shoot.[2][3][6][7] At the time, she was working at a local Hooters restaurant in Jacksonville, Florida. However, she felt that the environment became degrading and she began seeking employment elsewhere. She left Hooters and began working in a variety of other jobs which included a local retail store, the County Clerk of Courts, and the Supervisor of Elections office.[3]

One day, after posting bikini photos of herself on the Internet,[2][6][7] she received email responses that led to her modeling in Miami and Los Angeles for Playboy and Hustler,[8] She found greater financial success through establishing her own online P#RNography site.[3][4] After moving to California, she eventually performed in over 40 mainstream P#RN films.[3][4] In late 2005, Crissy received new breast implants.[9]

It was reported that Moran was making nearly $15,000[5] each month through her work in the P#RN business, along with receipts from her successful Web site. However, in October 2006, she became a Christian and announced that she was leaving the s#x industry.[3][4][6][10]

Mainstream film careerPrior to her retirement from the P#RN industry, Moran had a role in Nick Palumbo’s theatrically released NC-17 horror film Murder-Set-Pieces (2004).[11]

In 2008, Moran appeared in the short dramatic film Oversold, which was a modern adaptation based on the Biblical story of Hosea and Gomer, in which she plays the leading role.[6][12] Director Paul Morrell had approached Moran, originally wishing her to be a consultant for the adult business side of the story. But after discussing the project with her, he realized she would be perfect in the lead role.[13]

In 2009, Moran had a role in another Paul Morell project, the indie horror film Filth to Ashes, Flesh to Dust,[14][15] which took the best elements of 70s and 80s slasher films and gave it a modern twist.

In 2010, Moran appeared in the documentary, Exxxit: Life After P#RN,[16][17] which is an exploration into the personal side of the six billion dollar a year P#RNography industry. Other participants included Asia Carrera, Nina Hartley, Mary Carey, Houston, Randy West, Richard Pacheco, John Leslie, Amber Lynn, Seka, Raylene, Luke Ford, Bill Margold, Shelley Lubben, and Sunset Thomas. In their own words, over a dozen men and women who have retired from the P#RN industry, recounted their life and times in the business, and how it’s led to where they ended up afterwards.

Anti-P#RNography advocacyMoran currently lives in the Los Angeles area. While she left the P#RNography industry in 2006, P#RNographic photos and videos taken during her time working in the adult entertainment industry continue to remain online. Although efforts to date have been unsuccessful, Moran continues to attempt to have her photos legally removed from these Web sites established by past boyfriends and business partners.[5][10]

In April 2010, Moran began working with Shelley Lubben and the Pink Cross Foundation as they set up a booth and distributed materials during the Adultcon Adult Entertainment Show in Los Angeles. Materials distributed included educational materials for individuals working in the P#RN industry that addressed various topics such as STDs, Cal OSHA laws, and contractor vs employee law. Religious materials distributed included Bibles, books, and various Christian literature.[18]

In addition to working with the Pink Cross Foundation, Moran has also serves on the Advisory board of Beauty from Ashes Ministries[19] and assists with local outreaches organized by Harmony Dust and Treasures Out of Darkness.[20]

Popularity: 12% [?]

Impotence Cure – Naughty Nurses

Posted by SnowMan Jones On June - 1 - 2010

The Afro-Squad News Universe is a division of www.Afro-Squad.com, a humor based site dedicated to fighting the Man.  As you know, we have huge afros and an immense distaste for the system.

Some of our “Army” work in the adult film industry, and were so inspired by our work that they decided to make a “big butt” movie with the Afro-Squad theme in mind.  Already being called the cure for impotence, this movie is already one of our favorites.

Special thanks to Ivan for making it happen!  www.iamivan.com

Click this link for the PG-13 rated trailer on Youtube:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdJDQiT8fBo

Popularity: 5% [?]

Palin is Getting Nailed in The Popularity Polls

Posted by SnowMan Jones On March - 23 - 2010

She may have failed to become America’s vice-president but Sarah Palin’s transformation into a successful public figure has taken a fresh twist, as she is the most popular figure in adult film history.

The now bestselling DVD name, political pundit and up-and-coming stand-up comic, is hoping to add yet another string to her bow by setting DVD sale records.

“During the campaign, there was only one DVD available about her,” said John Longhorn.  “Now we are making about 12 spoofs a week.  Her popularity is amazing.”

Sources close to Mrs Palin yesterday denied initial reports that the putative idea was a reality series featuring her and her family.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Nick Nolte’s Eulogy

Posted by SnowMan Jones On February - 22 - 2010

The 2010 Celebrity Death Polls have pointed out that Nick Nolte is the odds on favorite celebrity to die in 2010. In preparation for this, the A/S News Universe Syndicate has written a eulogy for Mr. Nolte in advance. We like to be prepared, so here it is:

“Nick’s death is not an end, but a beginning. Specifically, the beginning of an eternity of black nothingness. He died as he lived: oddly dressed and smelling vaguely of turpentine. He had many hobbies, and he was very proud of them. He had that rarest of gifts: the ability to find the beauty and artistry in the hardcore amateur farm P#RN he shot with her Super 8 over at Oakville Community Stables. He touched all of our lives. Unfortunately, he also touched many of our children. And while it is truly a tragedy when someone so young is taken from us so unexpectedly, it is doubly heart-wrenching in circumstances such as these, when a promising career in direct-to-video adult entertainment is cut so terribly short.”

Popularity: 4% [?]

Fat Tuesday Celebrated by Adult Community

Posted by SnowMan Jones On February - 16 - 2010

The holy season of Lent begins tomorrow with the imposition of ashes on the foreheads of all who will participate in the Eucharistic Celebration. For this reason, today is called “Ash Wednesday.”  The day before, is commonly known as Fat Tuesday.  Tuesday is the last day of celebration and indulgence before the fasting associated with lent. 

The practice of imposing ashes on the forehead of Christian believers as a sign of repentance and penitence for one’s sins and an acknowledgement of our human frailty can be traced back to the early years of Christianity.

In the adult film industry this year, many directors are celebrating Fat Tuesday in an “unorthodox way.”  Several large companies are making films only using “fat girls.”

“The majority of our viewers are reformed Christians, so we want to appeal to them,” said an unnamed director.  “It is hard to think up new themes all the time, so this is the big thing that we hope will offend people in 2010.  We are also considering Ass Wednesday.”

Popularity: 5% [?]


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