According to Google, these are the top clicked terms that people used to find sites in the www.afro-squad.com domain in the past 30 days. Pretty interesting.

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As you may already know, the team at the Afro-Squad is kind of vain.  SnowMan Jones takes pictures of himself all day long.  KrazyMan is constantly looking at his reflection in his golden gun.  Jordi Scrubbings will talk your ear off if you get a chance.  So every once in a while we google the term “Afrosquad.”

We were angered when we saw somebody using the name Afrosquad on a racist message board titled Chimpout.  Chimpout has nothing to do with the good natured antics of the real Afro-Squad. 

Every once in a while people ask us, “do your afros have anything to do with race?”  The simple answer is no.  They just look funny on our skinny little bodies.  That’s all. 

On a side note, this little chimpanzee reading a paper is pretty cool.  We wish we knew some real chimps.  They are cool when they aren’t eating your fingers. 

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Are you a quirky fun writer who wants to help with Afro-Squad?  Contact us at afrosquad@afro-squad.com and we’ll work something out. Just send us some writing samples! 

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So a fan named “Snow” submitted this funky video. I can’t say that it is hilarious, but I am impressed none-the-less. This European guy loves the Afro-Squad.

If you have an Afro-Squad video or picture to submit, please e-mail them to afrosquad @ afro-squad .com.

SnowMan Jones

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“Please come join me in the biggest party the Gulf has ever seen!  We’ll have beer, oil, girls, and methane!”  That’s what a sign read that was posted on the seaside pillar of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig.  Now deep sea divers are uncovering the remnants of 60 tons of steel at the bottom of the ocean.  People are calling it “one bad assed party” gone wrong.   

Officials in Washington DC blame the Mulletmaster (AKA Ron Gamine) for the event that has caused a disaster of biblical proportions.  Gamine, a henchmen of the Man, was last seen fornicating in the “drilling room.”  His last known Twitter post stated, “I wonder what will happen if I push this ‘self destruct’ button.”  That was posted just minutes before a fire broke out on the BP leased rig in the Gulf of Mexico.

BP has stated that they regret installing the self destruct button, and should have put it in a less obvious place. 

“We had the button next to the light switch in the cafeteria.  We figured if we marked it “do not push,” then there was enough safeguards in place.     

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Just when I thought the Internet couldn’t get any better, it went and put this video online! Kudos Mr. Internet, you put some of my favorite Blaxploitation scenes in one video!

I love these low budget movies that gave a 70s look at that people thought the inner city looked like. They are very telling of the 70s American phyche.

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I am proud to announce that a fan of the Afro-Squad made an Afro-squad Fan Page on Facebook.   I don’t know who made this, but it is cool to see their support!  (The Afro-Squad Army is in full force in 2010!)

Please take a moment and check it out!

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Sexy Afro-Squad fan XO was another victim in the series of dirty sanchezes.  This occurrance happened late in the evening on 24 March 2010.

“I was relaxing at home when it happened,” said the victim.  “All was well, then I realized something was fishy.  As it turned out, it was the finger of this criminal mastermind.”

The Brown Bandit has been linked to a trail of sanchez related activities.  This includes a stinky sanchez, at least eight recorded dirty sanchez occurrences, a filthy sanchez, several donky punches, and at least one ghetto finger!

Please check back regularly as we solve this case!!!

(This is one of a series of Sanchez News Articles on http://afrosquad.wordpress.com.  Check them out!

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