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Funny Picture of the Day (Now Until 31 May 2011)

Posted by admin On April - 17 - 2011

I love the picture below.  It just makes me laugh that somebody would be so angry that they would want to throw a VCR onto a burning bus.  (I have NEVER been THAT angry.)

Anyway, in celebration of this picture, we’ll be putting a “picture of the day” in the side column from now until May 31.  Depending on the popularity, we may continue.  Hope you enjoy!!!

Popularity: 17% [?]

No Sh!t Photo of the Year

Posted by admin On December - 31 - 2010

I took this picture in Michigan, and apparently the fire danger is low when it is snowing. 

Popularity: 18% [?]

Great Picture

Posted by Snow On August - 28 - 2010

We had to share this. (We didn’t take it, but we liked it.)
SnowMan Jones

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Who can resist this hunk?

Posted by Snow On June - 29 - 2010

I forget where I found this, but it is totally awesome! 

Popularity: 5% [?]

They’ll Never Hear You Coming

Posted by Snow On June - 18 - 2010

So I was reading the SkyMall magazine the other day.  You know, that little mag that is in your seat on any domestic flight.  I always laugh at the bullsh!t products that they sell, but this is my new favorite of all time.

Take a look at the “logo.”  They clearly tried to steal the Nike Swoosh, but they redesigned it a bit.  Unfortunately, nobody at quality control realized that their rip-off logo looks a lot like a single sperm.  Yes sir, this is the shoe you want… if you want to show the world that you have sperm on your feet.

The various color sperm also leaves a lot of room for jokes, but my favorite part is the possibilities for various slogans!  Nike has “Just do it.”  These shoes’ slogan should be “Just did it.”  They could also play up the fact that you will be “coming quicker than ever” in these fast new shoes.

I’d finally like to point out the little picture of the business man with rocket flames coming out of his feet.  Of course, all business men wear #*# covered flaming rocket sneakers.

Popularity: 7% [?]

Hug a Tree? Why Not?

Posted by Snow On June - 16 - 2010

I have decided that I am a fan of www.foundshit.com.  Here is a sample of their work.

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An Important Message From The School

Posted by Snow On June - 12 - 2010

“Slow the f’ down!  This is a school zone.”

I took this picture in Orlando, FL.  I would like to file it under, “funny crap that teenagers do.”

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“Is that a Banana in your Pocket?”

Posted by Snow On May - 26 - 2010

I was driving in Zephyrhills, FL when I saw the Tire Kingdom gorilla.  I think he is supposed to have big thumbs, but it really looks like he has a big gorilla unit from this angle.

The girl in the car with me decided to pretend to hump him, but I just took this picture.  Maybe if this pic gets enough comments I’ll add the humping photos. 

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That Sweet Fu-Kin Fried Rice is Fuc#ing Sweet!

Posted by Snow On May - 23 - 2010

This picture was taken by Maygin in Chicago.  Make sure to send us your sweet Fu-Kin pictures! 

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“Honey, Did We Forget To Turn Off The Stove?”

Posted by admin On May - 5 - 2010

I am on a road trip through the South.  I snapped this picture from my car window.  Anyone want to guess what state this picture was taken in?

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Protesters for Nothing (Fun Foto Friday)

Posted by admin On April - 30 - 2010

We just like this picture. 

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Funny Foto Friday – Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill

Posted by admin On April - 16 - 2010

Special thanks for ROFLRAFFI.com for this pic. 

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Funny Photo Friday – Buffy

Posted by admin On April - 9 - 2010

PLEASE KILL EDWARD!!!

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Funny Foto Friday – Village People

Posted by admin On April - 2 - 2010

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Dirty Sanchez Victim – Something Smells Fishy!!!

Posted by admin On April - 1 - 2010

Sexy Afro-Squad fan XO was another victim in the series of dirty sanchezes.  This occurrance happened late in the evening on 24 March 2010.

“I was relaxing at home when it happened,” said the victim.  “All was well, then I realized something was fishy.  As it turned out, it was the finger of this criminal mastermind.”

The Brown Bandit has been linked to a trail of sanchez related activities.  This includes a stinky sanchez, at least eight recorded dirty sanchez occurrences, a filthy sanchez, several donky punches, and at least one ghetto finger!

Please check back regularly as we solve this case!!!

(This is one of a series of Sanchez News Articles on http://afrosquad.wordpress.com.  Check them out!

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