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Pippa Middleton Offered $5,000,000 for One P#RN Scene

Eye on Stars: Pippa Middleton’s $5 Million P#RN Offer And Other Hollywood News

A major P#RN company has made the Duchess of Cambridge’s little sister an offer they are hoping she will not be able to refuse. Vivid Entertainment sent Pippa Middleton a letter offering to pay her $5,000,000 to film just one P#RN scene. The company’s president Steven Hirsch heaped praise on the younger Middleton along with the offer calling her the star of the Royal wedding and saying that her beauty and attitude would make her a huge adult star. The same adult film studio is also offering $1 million to her brother James Middleton for a P#RN scene.

Eva Longoria Throws Victoria Beckham A Pink-Themed Baby Shower

2Eye on Stars: Pippa Middleton’s $5 Million P#RN Offer And Other Hollywood News

It pays to have good friends. Designer Victoria Beckham celebrated the impending arrival of her baby girl on Saturday with a pink-themed baby shower thrown by her friends Eva Longoria and Ken Paves. The star-studded celebration was held at West Hollywood’s Petit L’Ermitage hotel and was attended by about 30 guests including Demi Moore, Nicole Richie, Rachel Zoe and Selma Blair. Dressed in a purple V-neck dress, Beckham sipped ice tea while well wishers patted her belly. In accordance with the pink theme, the bash featured centerpieces of light pink hydrangeas, red roses and pink gerber daises and pink chairs circled the rooftop pool. The pregnant star was also gifted with pink items for her little girl including a pink Quinny Buzz stroller, pink Balboa Baby nursing pillow and a pink bathrobe.

Rob Pattinson Wants You to Know That

3Eye on Stars: Pippa Middleton’s $5 Million P#RN Offer And Other Hollywood News

He pretended he was a member of the royal family when he first moved to Los Angeles. Recalling his early days as a struggling actor, Pattinson said he had been unemployed for three years in London but when people asked him what he had been doing, he simply said he went to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art and because he is English, people completely believed him. The Twilight hunk is currently appearing in Water for Elephants alongside Reese Witherspoon.

Paula Abdul Signs On As X-Factor Judge

4Eye on Stars: Pippa Middleton’s $5 Million P#RN Offer And Other Hollywood News

It’s a re-union for Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell now that Abdul has officially signed on to be a judge on X-Factor. The former American Idol judge will serve alongside Cowell, Cheryl Cole and Antonio Reid. Singer Nicole Scherzinger and British TV personality Steve Jones will co-host the show.

Sir Paul McCartney Engaged To Nancy Shevell

5Eye on Stars: Pippa Middleton’s $5 Million P#RN Offer And Other Hollywood News

Sir Paul McCartney is set to walk down the aisle for the third time. The former Beatle is engaged to socialite Nancy Shevell. The couple has been dating for over three years although they met over 20 years ago while both were married to other people. Shevell is the vice president of her family’s successful trucking business and a board member of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority.

David Beckham Involved In Minor Car Accident

6Eye on Stars: Pippa Middleton’s $5 Million P#RN Offer And Other Hollywood News

Soccer superstar David Beckham was involved in a car accident on one of the busiest freeways in Los Angeles on Friday morning. According to law enforcement sources, Beckham was driving a black Cadillac on the 405 freeway near Torrance, CA when he rear-ended a gold Mitsubishi that was broken down in the car pool lane. The driver of the Mitsubishi had to be taken to the hospital but Beckham did not require medical attention. Beckham was not arrested or cited on the scene.

Justin Bieber Shows His Bratty Side

7Eye on Stars: Pippa Middleton’s $5 Million P#RN Offer And Other Hollywood News

CSI’s executive producer Carol Mendelsohn was impressed with Justin Bieber after he took a cameo role on the hit show saying he did a really good job but one cast member was less than impressed. Marg Helgenberger told a reporter from Europe1 that although the singer was very nice to her personally, he was kind of a brat on the set who locked one of the producers in a closet and put his fist through a cake that was on the cast’s table. Bieber played troubled teen Jason McCann in two episodes of the show broadcast earlier this year.

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Kitten vs Scariest Tennis Ball Ever [VIDEO]

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 10 - 2011

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What’s Wrong with This Picture (2 pics)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 9 - 2011

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Daily picdump (93 pics)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 9 - 2011

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Have you ever wondered what Natalie Portman, Drew Barrymore or Brad Pitt would look like living in the Renaissance era? These beautiful renderings of modern actors and singers inhabiting the 14th through 17th centuries might make you wish you had lived during those times.

 

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Johnny Depp

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Sharon Stone

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Mel Gibson

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Harrison Ford

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Angelo Bono

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Madonna

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Eva Longoria

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Michelle Pfeiffer

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Angelina Jolie

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Brad Pitt

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Cate Blanchett

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Daniel Craig

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Natalie Portman

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Drew Barrymore

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Dakota Fanning

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Hugh Laurie

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Anne Hathaway

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Cher

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Michael Jackson

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Kate Winslet

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Uma Thurman

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Nasty Tangled and Matted Dreadlock Pictures (25 pics)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 7 - 2011

If you have kids hope and pray that they don’t decide to let their hair go unwashed and twist it into dreadlocks. This collection of confused young people, and a few older ones, will likely make you keep plenty of shampoo on hand.

 

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Daily picdump [WEEKEND EDITION] (89 pics)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 7 - 2011

@asdda But it isnt. You can completely change your body in 6 months with effort, and 3 years should reap more than that.

All credit to the guy though, he did something that many dont. I guess that he may have only returned after 3 years due to cost or whatever, but it isnt an impressive picture.

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Water Wonderland (10 pics)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 6 - 2011

Water can be both beautiful and dangerous, and these shots show exactly how gorgeous playing in the surf can be. These shots were taken by Mark, who is 29. He has won critical acclaim for his underwater pictures. He captures not only the beauty, but the awesome power of the ocean.

 

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Bristol Palin’s New Face Fuels Plastic Surgery Rumors

Eye On Stars: The Bristol Palin Plastic Surgery Debate Rages On And Other Hollywood News

Tongues are wagging all over water coolers everywhere that Bristol Palin went under the knife. Sarah Palin’s daughter stepped out at the Candie’s Foundation 2011 benefit gala on Tuesday in New York looking thinner and sporting a more angular jaw line and pronounced chin. Plastic surgery experts speculate that she may have had liposuction on her neck with a focus under her chin hence producing a much more defined jaw line and lower facial area. Whether her new look is the result of cosmetic surgery or not, Palin herself is not commenting.

Nicolas Cage New Orleans Charges Dropped

2Eye On Stars: The Bristol Palin Plastic Surgery Debate Rages On And Other Hollywood News

Nicolas Cage is off the hook now that the New Orleans District Attorney has confirmed that no charges of any kind will be pursued against him. The actor was arrested for alleged domestic abuse and disturbing the peace after an allegedly drunken argument with his wife in New Orleans last month. The DA closed his case and dropped all charges after an investigation.

Blake Shelton Issues Apology for Twitter Joke

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Twitter claims yet another celebrity casualty. Country music superstar Blake Shelton stuck his foot in his mouth when he tweeted his own version of a Shania Twain song changing the lyrics to read: “Any man that tries touching my behind, he’s gonna be a beaten, bleedin, heaving kind of guy”. Within hours the singer was attacked by GLAAD and a ton of angry tweeters who felt his tweet was homophobic. Shelton apologized for what he referred to as a misunderstanding adding that he loves everybody regardless of s#xual orientation and telling his fans that anti-gay and lesbian violence is unacceptable.

Bryan Adams Is a Dad

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Crooner Bryan Adams has a new reason to sing – he is a new dad. The rocker and the co-founder of his foundation, Alicia Grimaldi welcomed a daughter on Good Friday last month. Adams first revealed in March that he was to be a first time father. The couple named their bundle of joy Mirabella Bunny.

Brad Pitt and Courteney Cox Reunite In Hollywood

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There’s certainly no bad blood between Brad Pitt and Courteney Cox. Six years after he left her best friend for Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt joined Cox for dinner at Beso in Hollywood on Wednesday night. The twosome joined a group of about twelve people for an industry dinner party honoring their manager Cynthia Pett-Dante’s birthday. Sources say the pair hugged and kissed when they greeted each other and talked for a while adding that they have remained friendly since Pitt’s split from ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.

Hines Ward Mistakenly Handcuffed

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Hines Ward found himself in a bit of a sticky situation early Thursday in Los Angeles. The Dancing with the Stars and Pittsburgh Steelers star was handcuffed during a traffic stop. Apparently police believed the car the footballer and his female companion were driving was stolen and briefly handcuffed them only to discover that the female driver herself had reported the car stolen and failed to alert police when she recovered it. Both Ward and his companion were allowed to leave after explaining the situation.

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Uncanny Factoid: Size Matters

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 5 - 2011

Hate dressing rooms and fawning attendants? Then this new gadget will change your entire shopping experience.

 

Uncanny Factoid: Size Matters

My Best Fit is a new contraption that will be making its way around the world. You will be able to enter these My Best Fit booths and in a few moments after having a full body scan you will get a print out of your size, which sizes in each brand will fit you perfectly. You can find these already in Pennsylvania, and soon spreading across the U.S. and Europe.

 

Learn Something Fun: $16 billion dollars are spent on bras worldwide yearly.

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The Simpsons in Pulp Fiction (11 pics)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 5 - 2011

When Pulp Fiction was released in 1994, somebody created these cool drawings. The whole idea is just incredible!

 

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Hellish Crash in Australia (4 pics + 1 video)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 4 - 2011

May 1 on the Australian racing V8 Supercars at Barbagallo Raceway two cars collided. Karl Reindlera’s car smashed into the Steve Owen’s car, speeding up to 150 km / h. Fire attend to Steve Owen’s car, but fortunately no one was hurt.

 

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Hellish Crash in Australia (4 pics + 1 video)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 4 - 2011

May 1 on the Australian racing V8 Supercars at Barbagallo Raceway two cars collided. Karl Reindlera’s car smashed into the Steve Owen’s car, speeding up to 150 km / h. Fire attend to Steve Owen’s car, but fortunately no one was hurt.

 

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Uncanny Factoid: Better to Smell You With (3 pics)

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 4 - 2011

This town in Germany values a big honkin nose!

 

 

Uncanny Factoid: Better to Smell You With

Each year since 1961, a German town of Langenbruck has hosted the Big Nose Word Championship. People travel from all around to stick their nose in where it actually belongs to vie for the biggest nose competition.

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There is an Association of Big Noses with a few rules. One of them is that the nose has to be at least 60 mm long. There are 330 registered members and they use a modern nose gauge to measure them.

 

The contest for biggest nose also includes using the modern nose measuring device and the contestants are allowed to frown or make faces to make their noses bigger, but they aren’t allowed to use illegal substances.

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They are hoping for fresh snozzes this year at the contest. IF you are thinking of trying to win, then be prepared to fly to Lagenbruck in June. The current male title holder has a nearly five-inch-long nose, while the women’s champion has a smeller over 4 inches in length.

 

Learn Something Fun: The human nose uses millions of cells to detect approximately 10,000 odors, far less than many animals, but important for maintaining a good quality of life. The sense of smell affects the ability to taste as well as the proper functioning of a human’s immune system.

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