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New Exclusive Coke Scene on Jersey Shore – You Judge

Posted by admin On October - 20 - 2011

This picture is from Season 4 of Jersey Shore. It is from the 2011 episode titled Fist Pump, Pushups, and Chapstick. It would appear that right before Snooki got into a fight in the bar, she was arguing with a girl who has holding a baggie of cocaine.

We would love your comments about the scene. What did you see? Is it controversial that the girl may be waiving cocaine in front of Mtv’s cameras?

New exclusive Jersey shore drug photo???

You make the call

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The Snookie – New Products Found Online

Posted by admin On June - 9 - 2010

We know everyone has been inside one before, but why not own one?

The Snookie

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Pamela Celebrates 10 Years Without New Sex Tape

Posted by admin On February - 25 - 2010

Former Baywatch Babe and skank rights advocate Pamela Anderson recently celebrated her tenth year without a release of a new (CENSORED)ographic movie.

“I didn’t think I would go ten years without one of my nasty home movies hitting the net,” said Anderson on Wednesday. “It isn’t that I haven’t made any. I just haven’t left any laying around by accident.”

Pamela serves as a role model for other hollywood skanks like Snookie, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohen. Lohen’s publicist stated that she can’t imagine going a month without Lindsey’s cooch being made public. “This is a real accomplishment for one of the world’s leading skanks.”

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Sea Monster Cancels Jersey Shore

Posted by admin On February - 3 - 2010

It is being reported that this giant squid did what Afro-Squad executives were unable to do.  After hundreds of calls to network executives, desperately pleading with them to cancel the series Jersey Shore, a giant squad shut down operations on the set. 

“I was just tired of looking at those freakin’ kids,” said Larry the Giant Squid.  “I had to take matters into my own tentacles.” 

Giant Squid

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Cast of Jersey Shore Demands Respect

Posted by admin On February - 2 - 2010

snookie“Yo!  We are like so friggin’ tired of bein’ stereotyped as obnoxious an’ uneducated Yankees.  We ain’t going to take any more of dis’ business,” said Jersey Shore cast member Paulie D after watching a news segment about how the cast of the show are being stereotyped.  “I gots a family in the canole business, and they ain’t going to take any more of this junk.  Ya’ know what I mean?”

The cast of Jersey Shore is apparently very upset with the way they are being portrayed on television.  Snookie, the female lead on the series stated that she is, “tired of being made to look like a friggin’ materialistic moron” and that she “only went on this show so (she could) pay for her new breast implants.”

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