I saw this soda for sale in a Texas grocery store today, and I had to take a picture.  It is 2010, and negative black racial stereotypes (such as a black kid eating a watermelon) are frowned upon.  So who thinks this picture is a little off?

It did really make me laugh though… in that look over your shoulder before you laugh kind of way.  Who made this stuff?

A survey of 50,000 men, funded by the White House Initiative To Educate Youth (AKA WHITEY), determined that 98 percent of caucasian males can break free of gravity for limited amounts of time.  The WHITEY survey determined an average vertical leap of 9 inches from a standing position.

“WHITEY is proud of our findings,” said a WHITEY representative named Dick Pinks.  “We intend to educate our populace on other ethnic misconceptions in the future.  Our ‘can white men dance’ research has already received a lot of funding from the Obama administration, so we can’t wait to get started.”

A reported 10,000 Bee Gees records have been purchased to assist with that future study.