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CANNIBAL TURNED IN BY DINNER GUEST

Posted by The Mullet Master On May - 11 - 2011

 

SWITZERLAND – A cannibal has been arrested after his “dinner guest” changed his mind and called the cops.

The would-be victim from Switzerland answered an internet advert from the 43-year-old man seeking someone who would agree to be killed, cooked and eaten.

He claims he thought the offer — posted by a man in Slovakia — was nothing more than a “macabre fantasy game”.

But he said after speaking to the unnamed man on the phone, he realised he was “deadly serious”.

He alerted Swiss police who informed their Slovakian counterparts on Monday.
The cops sent in an undercover officer posing as the victim in a sting operation to catch the suspected flesh-eater.

But as officers attempted to arrest the man yesterday, in the north-eastern village of Kysak, a gunfight broke out and the man and a cop were shot.

A Kysak police spokesman said: “It appears this man was genuinely seeking to eat someone.

“His ad said he wanted someone who would agree to be put to sleep then killed, cut up, cooked and eaten.

“One of our officers and the suspect both suffered gunshot wounds during the arrest and are both being treated in hospital.”

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32910/cannibal-turned-in-by-dinner-guest/

UFO SPOTTED OVER VIRGINIA

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 11 - 2011

 

WISE, VA -  Jessica Gilliam, a WWN reader, has provided this eyewitness account of a close encounter with a UFO.

Here’s Jessica’s account:

“Last January my husband and I were driving back from my parents house.  We were driving by our local high school when we noticed a bright light in the sky. The light in the sky was so bright that it was noticeably not an airplane.   The light also had a cross shape too it.  We stared at the light for a moment and then I grabbed our cell phone too take a picture of it.

“The thing is our cell phone died, which was odd because it had been fully charged before.  Also the radio did not work at the time we saw the light.  We looked back to the light which then had taken a vertical dart to the left then it flew a little to the side and then darted back up into the sky until it vanished.  The light darted so fast it was almost if it were a ping-pong ball that darted  through the sky.”

We filled a report with the government agencies online the next day.  We almost wanted to forget about it after words because it frightened us that we could not figure out what it was, but the government agencies that we contacted would call non stop during the day and night.  We didn’t answer the phone because we almost did not want to seem like we were crazy but they continued to call non stop.

I know it seems crazy to be that paranoid but I am certain if the government thought it was nothing they wouldn’t have been calling like crazy…  I do not know if it is related or not but after that my husband and I have had nothing but bad luck if something would go wrong it would happen to us.

Our string of bad luck included me breaking my leg and having too have almost a completely new metal ankle, my husband getting hurt in the military and getting discharged, and two of our vehicles tearing up to the point of us having to get rid of them and one of the vehicles was brand new.”

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32863/ufo-spotted-over-virginia/

BRISTOL PALIN REALITY SHOW

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 10 - 2011

NEW YORK — The Bio Channel is giving Bristol Palin a reality series – centered on her recent marriage to two men.

The network said Monday that Palin will star in a 10-episode series. She is the daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and a former contestant on “Dancing With the Stars.�

The new series will follow her move from Alaska to Los Angeles with her son, Tripp, to work at a small charity.

It will also follow her new lifestyle.  She recently married two men, Kyle and Christopher Massey – in a private ceremony in Utah.  The reality show will follow their new life together – as the three young stars co-parent Tripp.

Bristol fell in love with Kyle Massey, a fellow “Dancing� contestant, during the show and after being introduced to Christopher, she fell in love with him.

Like Charlie Sheen, Bristol calls her two lovers – The Gods.

The 20-year-old Palin has earned hundreds of thousands of dollars as a spokeswoman working to prevent teen pregnancy, though she does encourage teens to “have as much s#x as you can, because you never know, you may get a reality show someday.”

The as-yet-untitled series is slated to air in late 2011.  She’s ready to spread her wings!

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32835/bristol-palin-to-marry-two-men/

STOLEN BEES

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 10 - 2011

LONDON – Thousands of bees that were part of a million dollar research project have been stolen!

The British black bees, worth between $6,000 and $15,000 each were taken from the grounds of the a British Hospital in Newell on Sunday morning.

They were contained in four hives and were being used in a £2m neuroscience study at Dundee University.


The lead researcher on the project, Dr Chris Connolly, said the thieves must have known how to handle bees.

“It is very disheartening that this has happened and, whilst we are still taking stock of the full implications if the bees are not returned, this theft will undoubtedly hamper our research,” Dr Connolly said.

“The bees were there when I arrived at work on Sunday morning but were absent when I went to work on them 20 minutes later.

“Two middle-aged men in a white van were seen pulling up beside the hives at this time and clearly whoever did this knows what they were doing and how to handle bees.”

“Important research,” Dr Connolly said the bees were unique and should be easy to identify.

It is not known whether they were stolen for their breeding potential or for another reason.

The study was investigating the potential effect of pesticides on bee learning and health.

The scientist added: “This is very important research given the decline in honeybee numbers so I would urge anyone with information to get in touch with the police.”

The cedar wood hives, made by Thorne, were taken from the grassy area to the south of the East Block at Ninewells Hospital.

Tayside Police said they were keen to trace a white box van and two men that were seen in the area some time before 1000 BST on Sunday.

One of the men was wearing a bonnet.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32852/stolen-bees/

EARTHQUAKE TO DESTROY ROME ON MAY 11th

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 9 - 2011

ROME –  Thousands of Romans are fleeing in fear of a devastating earthquake  forecast for May 11th.

For months Italian internet sites, blogs and social networks have been debating the work of Raffaele Bendandi, who claimed to have forecast numerous earthquakes and, predicted a “big one” in Rome on May 11.

The national television network RAI has run programs aimed at calming rising panic among Romans. The civil protection agency has issued statements reiterating the official scientific view that earthquakes can’t be predicted.

Yet many residents of the Eternal City aren’t listening.

“I’m going to tell the boss I’ve got a medical appointment and take the day off,” barman Fabio Mengarelli told Reuters. “If I have to die I want to die with my wife and kids, and masses of people will do the same as me.”

Chef Tania Cotorobai also said she would be taking a day off in the country. “I don’t know if I really believe it but if you look at the internet you see everything and the opposite of everything, and it end up making you nervous,” she said.

Memories are still vivid of the 2009 earthquake in L’Aquila, which killed more than 300 people and was also felt in Rome.

On that occasion controversy also swirled around a scientist, Giampaolo Giuliani, who in the preceding days tried to warn the local population of an imminent quake — though officials say he was wrong about its precise location.

Bendandi, who died in 1979 aged 86, believed earthquakes were the result of the combined movements of the planets, the moon and the sun and were perfectly predictable.

In 1923 he forecast a quake would hit the central Adriatic region of the Marches on January 2 the following year. He was wrong by two days but Italy’s main newspaper Corriere della Sera still ran a front page article on “The man who forecasts earthquakes.”

Bendandi’s fame grew and in 1927 he was awarded a knighthood by Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini. During his long career his theories were studied by several prominent foreign astronomers.

However the current panic appears to be due more to fear-mongering in the age of internet than to Bendandi himself.

Paola Lagorio, the president of an association dedicated to Bendandi and which preserves all his manuscripts, says they make no reference to any earthquake around Rome in 2011.

Many Catholics are concerned that The Vatican will be destroyed. The Pope is doing everything he can to stop the earthquake:

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32815/earthquake-to-destroy-rome-on-may-11th/

UFO OVER AUSTRALIA

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 9 - 2011

BRISBANE -   A UFO was spotted on the Gold Coast of Australia.

A 10-minute video shot on the Gold Coast of a bright light in the sky has created a storm on YouTube – more proof of UFOs over Australia.

Brisbane man Sean Coulter was “winding down” from a night of partying at Tallai with 10 friends about 4:30 a.m. when he spotted the strange light.

After watching the ”strange light moving about” for 15 minutes, they decided to film it, capturing 10 minutes of footage.

Mr Coulter said the light appeared to slowly move away from them and draw clouds towards it, followed by a flash electrical storm.

“It was … in front of the clouds and there wasn’t a star to be seen, just this bright white light,” Mr Coulter said.

“It was moving left to right and was only a couple of hundred meters away.

“The whole thing was really eerie. It was like it was watching us.”

When the clouds cleared, he said the object was gone.

“I’ve never seen anything like it before,” he said.

“It was out of this world.

“Some of my friends that saw it are the biggest skeptics you’ve ever met but after seeing it they believe in UFOs.

“I work as a traffic controller so I spend a lot of time outside at night and see lots of things in the sky.

“This was like nothing else.”

UFO Research Queensland is examining Mr Coulter’s footage.

Sightings officer Martin Gottschall said there had been a spike in UFO “sightings” on the Gold Coast this year, reaching its peak in January and February when the Queensland floods hit.

While unable to put a number on the sightings, he said, anecdotally, the number of mysterious objects sighted in our skies was on the rise and types of UFOs had become more sophisticated.

“We’ve reached a stage where UFOs now camouflage themselves as ordinary objects, such as stars, so humans don’t notice them as much,” Mr Gottschall said.

“Around the Gold Coast area and up to the Sunshine Coast there have been a lot more reports than usual this year.

“The most common thing we hear about is yellow lights but UFOs can take many forms and colors.”

A spokesman from the Civil Aviation Safety Authority said he was not aware of recent UFO reports on the Coast.

Here’s the video (WARNING – LANGUAGE):

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32797/ufo-over-australia/

END OF WORLD: MAY 21, 2011

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 8 - 2011

RALEIGH, N.C. – According to a Christian group, Judgment Day is May 21, 2011.  Soon after… we’ll all be dead.

Marie Exley would have liked to start a family. Instead, the 32-year-old Army veteran has less than two months left on the planet and she is going to spend her time spreading the word: Judgment Day is almost here.

Exley is part of a movement of Christians loosely organized by radio broadcasts and websites, independent of churches and convinced by their reading of the Biblethat the end of the world will begin May 21, 2011.

Technically, May 21st is Judgment Day, or The Rapture, so the world won’t end that day, it’s just the beginning of the end… But, don’t worry, it will end VERY soon after.  Probably by October 21st of this year – at the latest.

To get the word out, they’re using billboards and bus stop benches, traveling caravans of RVs and volunteers passing out pamphlets on street corners. Cities from Bridgeport, Conn., to Little Rock, Ark., now have billboards with the ominous message, and mission groups are traveling through Latin America and Africa to spread the news outside the U.S.

“A lot of people might think, ‘The end’s coming, let’s go party, let’s drink and have multiple s#x partners” said Exley, a veteran of two deployments in Iraq. “But we’re commanded by God to warn people. I wish I could just be like everybody else, but it’s so much better to know that when the end comes, you’ll be safe.”

Last August, Exley left her home in Colorado Springs, Colo., to work with Oakland, Calif.-based Family Radio Worldwide, the independent Christian ministry whose leader, Harold Camping, has calculated the May 21 date based on his reading of the Bible.

Her husband left for Vegas to drink and spend his life savings on prostitutes.

Exley, in the meantime, is organizing traveling columns of RVs carrying the message from city to city, a logistics challenge that her military experience has helped solve. The vehicles are scheduled to be in five North Carolina cities between now and the second week of January, but Exley will shortly be gone: overseas, where she hopes to eventually make it back to Iraq.

“I don’t really have plans to come back,” she said. “Time is short.”

Not everyone who’s heard Camping’s message is taking such a dramatic step. They’re remaining in their day-to-day lives, but helping publicize the prophecy in other ways. Allison Warden, of Raleigh, has been helping organize a campaign using billboards, post cards and other media in cities across the U.S. through a website, We Can Know.

The 29-year-old payroll clerk laughs when asked about reactions to the message, which is plastered all over her car.

“It’s definitely against the grain, I know that,” she said. “We’re hoping people won’t take our word for it, or Harold Camping’s word for it. We’re hoping that people will search the scriptures for themselves.”

Camping, 89, believes the Bible essentially functions as a cosmic calendar explaining exactly when various prophecies will be fulfilled.  But he’s 89, so he’s not so worried about the world ending.  He’s already done all the living he wants to do.

The retired civil engineer said all his calculations come from close readings of the Bible, but that external events like the foundation of the state of Israel in 1948 are signs confirming the date.

“Beyond the shadow of a doubt, May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment,” he said.

The doctrine known as the Rapture teaches that believers will be taken up to heaven, while everyone else will remain on earth for a period of torment, concluding with the end of time. Camping believes that will happen in October.

“If May 21 passes and I’m still here, that means I wasn’t saved. Does that mean God’s word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all,”  Wardensaid.

The belief that Christ will return to earth and bring an end to history has been a basic element of Christian belief since the first century. The Book of Revelation, which comes last in the New Testatment, describes this conclusion in vivid language that has inspired Christians for centuries.

Few churches are willing to set a date for the end of the world, heeding Jesus’ words in the gospels of Mark and Matthew that no one can know the day or hour it will happen. Predictions like Camping’s, though, aren’t new. One of the most famous in history was by the Baptist leader William Miller,who predicted the end for Oct. 22, 1844, which came to be known as the Great Disappointment among his followers, some of whom subsequently founded the Seventh Day Adventist church.

Ron Hardeski of Bayonne, New Jersey also predicted the world would end on February 27th, 2004 – his wife’s 50th birthday.  The world didn’t end, so Ron beat his wife to death with a Bible.  He’s serving a life sentence.

“In the U.S., there is still a significant population, mostly Protestant, who look at the Bible as kind of a puzzle, and the puzzle is God’s word and it’s predicting when the end times will come,” said Catherine Wessinger, a professor at Loyola University in New Orleans who studies millennialism, the belief in pending apocalypse.

“A lot of times these prophecies gain traction when difficulties are happening in society,” she said. “Right now, there’s a lot of insecurity, and this is a promise that says it’s not all random, it’s part of God’s plan.”

Past predictions that failed to come true don’t have any bearing on the current calculation, believers maintain.

“It would be like telling the Wright brothers that every other attempt to fly has failed, so you shouldn’t even try,” said Chris McCann, who works with eBible Fellowship, one of the groups spreading the message.

“If you want to say we’re crazy, go ahead,” she said. “But when you’re dead on May 21st (or soon after), you’ll know we were right.  And you’ll thank us.”

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/26946/end-of-world-may-21-2011/

FREEDOM FIGHTER FRIDAY SPECIAL!

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 7 - 2011

Freedom Fighter Friday Special

We want to honor our soldiers over seas for their capture of America’s Most Wanted. Bat Boy salutes their continued pursuit to fight for our freedom. Through their actions, justice will always be served and our freedom will always be protected.

In honor of their sacrifice, we now offer our Bat Boy Bundle at an incredible new-low price of $29.95.

When you order the bundle you will receive our Bat Boy Book, Bobblehead and T-Shirt.

Together these items normally retail for over $50 US dollars.

This is a savings of over 40%

The offer is only good today through Sunday.

Only one Bat Boy Bundle per customer.

Act now and get a super deal in the name of freedom!

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32770/freedom-fighter-friday-special-2/

OSAMA BIN LADEN SPOTTED IN IRAN!

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 7 - 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, startled the world this morning, by announcing that Osama bin Laden is alive and well and living in Tehran.

Ahmadinejad says bin Laden is living comfortable inside a guarded compound north of Tehran. He is surrounded by his third wife and a few children. He keeps a low profile, is allowed limited travel and, in exchange for silence, is given a comfortable life under the protection of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard.

Just yesterday Al Qaeda leaders confirmed that Osama bin Laden was dead, but Ahmadinejad brushed off that suggestion.  “Osama and I have been watching Fox News and CNN the last few days.  We find the fictitious stories coming out of Washington laughable.”

Ahmadinejad said that Osama bin Laden has been in Tehran since 2003.

The White House was quick to respond.  “We knew all along that there would be conspiracy theories, and doubters.   The Iranian president can indulge in his fantasies, but Osama bin Laden is dead,” said Jay Carney, White House Press Secretary.

Ahmadinejad called Carney an “American idiot” and went on to say that Carney and the White House had “changed their story about the killing of Osama bin Laden eighteen times since Sunday.”

Iranian leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, also went on Al Jazeera to also state that Osama bin Laden was alive.  “He is relaxed and healthy,” said Khamenei.  “He is ready to fight again.”

Americans around the globe are outraged at Iran’s claim, but not surprised.  “Ahmadinejad is just panicking – he knows he’s next!” said Tommy Flanagan of Newton, MA.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32779/bin-laden-spotted-in-iran/

s#x AND COFFEE CAUSE STROKES!

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 6 - 2011

Coffee, s#x and blowing your nose increase the risk of of stroke, say researchers in the Netherlands.

The study on 5,000 patients identified eight risk factors linked to bleeding on the brain.

They all increase blood pressure which could result in blood vessels bursting, according to research.

The Stroke Association of Iceland said more research was needed to see if the triggers caused the rupture.  But many strokes occur each year and a good portion are due to bleeding on the brain.

Bleeding can happen when a weakened blood vessel, known as a brain aneurysm, bursts. This can result in brain damage or death.

The researchers at the University Medical Center in Bangalore looked at 5,000 patients for three years to identify what triggers ruptures.

They found that coffee was responsible for more than one in 10 burst brain aneurysms.  And if you drink coffee before, after or during s#x – it goes up to 7 in 10.

While people drinking coffee had only a 1.7 times greater risk, it is more common than other risk factors. And if you have s#x after, before or during s#x – it’s a 6.5 times greater risk.

Being startled increased the risk by more than 23 times, but was responsible for just 2.7% of cases.

Dr. Babu Valden, a neurologist and the study’s lead author, said: “All of the triggers induce a sudden and short increase in blood pressure, which seems a possible common cause for aneurysmal rupture.”

The authors said one in 50 people has a brain aneurysm, but only a few rupture.

Dr Vladen advised that: “Reducing caffeine consumption or treating constipated patients with unruptured intracranial (brain) aneurysms with laxatives may lower the risk of subarachnoid haemorrhage.  And for God’s sake… don’t have s#x with your coffee!”

The study only looked at the triggers for the burst. High blood pressure weakens blood vessels in the first place and can be caused by being overweight, smoking and a lack of exercise.

Dr. Martin Hajinkin, Research Liaison Officer at The Stroke Association of Iceland said: “A sudden surge in high blood pressure can increase the likelihood of an aneurysm rupturing.”

“A lot more research needs to be carried out to assess whether each of the identified triggers could directly cause an aneurysm to rupture.”

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32739/s#x-and-coffee-cause-strokes/

JETMAN TO FLY OVER GRAND CANYON

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 6 - 2011

ARIZONA -  “JetMan” will  fly over the Grand Canyon, three years after he flew into the record books by crossing the English Channel.

Yves Rossy will be dropped from a helicopter high above the world-famous landmark and make a series of loops, powered only by a winged jet-pack, before in theory landing on the floor of the immense geological fissure.

Unlike in his 2008 flight from France to Britain, the 51-year-old will not cross the Grand Canyon from one side to the other, but instead spend 15 minutes in acrobatic flight over the miles-wide gorge.

Last November he performed a similar feat in the skies above the Swiss canyon of Vaud.

In September 2008 Rossy, whose jet-pack can reach speeds of around 124 miles an hour, gained international attention when he became the first winged person to make a successful crossing of the Channel.

He covered the 21 miles  in around 10 minutes, with his nearly 8.2 foot-wide rocket-powered wings strapped to his back.

In Friday’s flight he will be dropped at 9:00am from an altitude of 4,200 ft  above Guano Point, a spectacular outcrop on the western side of the Grand Canyon.

After performing a series of aerial loops he will release his parachute to float to the floor of the canyon, which is about 3,937ft  deep, his team told AFP.

The Hualapai, a Native American tribe which manages the area, will dance and pray before Rossy takes off for his latest exploit.

A former Mirage III fighter pilot, Rossy — whose has previously been dubbed RocketMan and FusionMan — flies using a science fiction-style carbon-fiber attached to a rocket pack powered by four jet engines.

While his English Channel and Swiss flights were a great success, Rossy failed in a November 2009 attempt to cross the Straits of Gibraltar between Africa and Europe.

He ended up in the sea after high winds and clouds forced him to abandon the bid, although he was fished from the water safe and sound.

For his Swiss flying exploits he developed, in collaboration with the company RUAG, a smaller version of his jet-pack.

The new model has “a better aerodynamic profile, with more stability,” making it able to make acrobatic maneuvers possible, he said at the time.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32750/jetman-to-fly-over-grand-canyon/

OSAMA BURIED AT SEA – GETS NO VIRGINS!

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 5 - 2011

WASHINGTON – A U.S. official says Osama bin Laden has been buried at sea.  Officials in hell say he received NO virgins.

After bin Laden was killed in a raid by U.S. forces in Pakistan, senior administration officials said the body would be handled according to Islamic practice and tradition. That practice calls for the body to be buried within 24 hours, the official said. Finding a country willing to accept the remains of the world’s most wanted terrorist would have been difficult, the official said. So the U.S. decided to bury him at sea.

The official, who spoke Monday on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive national security matters, did not immediately say where that occurred.

BUT the official told WWN that Navy seals watched underwater as sharks and other fish chewed up the body and spit it out.  “It was incredible, the fish just chew him and spit him out.  They knew he was garbage,” said Captain Willard Markins of Alabama.

After bin Laden was killed in a raid by U.S. forces in Pakistan, senior administration officials said the body would be handled according to Islamic practice and tradition. That practice calls for the body to be buried within 24 hours, the official said. Finding a country willing to accept the remains of the world’s most wanted terrorist would have been difficult, the official said. So the U.S. decided to bury him at sea.

The official, who spoke Monday on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive national security matters, did not immediately say where that occurred.

Also, WWN spoke to insiders in Hell and they said that Osama was greeted with flames at 5 million degrees Farenheit.  He was given no virgins… though 72 hairy, obese men spent some “quality” time with him before he was sent to his “cell” to burn – forever.

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32630/osama-swims-with-the-fishes/

ALIEN INTERROGATION

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 5 - 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – A video has surfaced of an alien interview conducted over 50 years ago.

Real or fake?  That’s the question after another video has turned up showing old footage of an alien being interrogated.

WWN hired Dr. John Malley, an expert on the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials, to examine the video. “It’s real.  100% authentic,” said Malley.  “My father was working for the FBI in it’s UFO unit at the time.  The video is exactly how he’d described it to me.”

The creature in the video has the classic egg-shaped head and big, buggy eyes. Seated in a chair, it looks confused as it tries to respond to questions.

Nick Pope, who used to investigate UFOs for the Ministry of Defense in the UK, clearly think it’s a fake.

“This is one of the better fakes that I’ve seen,� he told ITN News. “Looking at the skills of the filmmaker I think it’s a nice piece of work, it’s well put together, and the black and white imagery is a nice touch because it plays into that whole idea that this might be something that’s been in the government vaults for awhile, might even relate to Roswell, the holy grail of ufology.�

According to him, the reason someone might do this is either to showcase their skills or just to put “one over on someone.� He also thinks it won‘t change anyone’s mind: “believers will go on believing, skeptics will go on thinking it’s a load of nonsense.�

Malley disagrees with Pope.  “Most Brits don’t have a clue to what went down at Roswell.  I’ve been there numerous times and examined all the UFO and alien evidence.  This video is real.  I’d bet my life on it.  Pope is just another boring, Brit skeptic.”

See for yourself, and then let us know in the comments what side you fall on:

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32721/alien-interrogation/

REPUBLICANS CONCEDE 2012 ELECTION!

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 4 - 2011

WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!

Following the successful mission to kill Osama Bin Laden, the Republicans feel that President Barack Obama should serve  a second term and have decided to concede the 2012 election.

“He got bin Laden, he deserves a second term. Period,” said Speaker of the House John Boehner.  “He’s my President now.”  Boehner said before breaking down in tears.

“We should just cancel the 2012 election now, and save the taxpayers money,” said Senator John McCain.  “This was the greatest covert mission in the history of the United States and President Obama deserves all the credit.”

Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, and Tim Pawlenty have all thrown their support behind President Obama.  “He will go down in history as one of this country’s greatest military leaders,” said Mike Huckabee.  “There’s no reason for any American to vote for anyone except Barack Obama.  Let’s just give him a pass and get on with making this country better.”

Huckabee is hoping that he and his band, The Little Rockers, will get to play at Obama’s second inauguration.

Here’s the ladies of The View discussing canceling the 2012 election – before the GOP conceded:

http://www.eyeblast.tv/public/eyeblast.swf?v=hdaG2G8z4z

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Article source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32650/republicans-concede-2012-election/

KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!

Posted by SnowMan Jones On May - 4 - 2011

LONDON – Just five days into her marriage with Prince William – Kate Middleton announced that she is pregnant!

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child.   The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.

Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby as soon as possible because “it is   one of the best things in the world.”

Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first year of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.

“Prince William and Princess Kate spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Wedding Suite,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom.  “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”

Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was not pregnant last Friday, the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child.  But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed advanced pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is five days pregnant.”

Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild.  Prince Charles, however, is not so happy.  “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up.  We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.

Princess Kate said that she and Prince William will continue to enjoy each other’s “company” in the Royal Wedding Suite, even though she has already made Her Majesty happy with her pregnancy.  “Prince William is a Royal stud. That’s all I can say.”

The happy couple has not been seen for the last ten hours – but there’s been a lot of moaning coming from the Royal Suite.

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