Despite common misconception, a recent survey has indicated that caucasian men, ages 15 to 39, actually have the ability to leap from the ground.

A survey of 50,000 men, funded by the White House Initiative To Educate Youth (AKA WHITEY), determined that 98 percent of caucasian males can break free of gravity for limited amounts of time.  The WHITEY survey determined an average vertical leap of 9 inches from a standing position.

“WHITEY is proud of our findings,” said a WHITEY representative named Dick Pinks.  “We intend to educate our populace on other ethnic misconceptions in the future.  Our ‘can white men dance’ research has already received a lot of funding from the Obama administration, so we can’t wait to get started.”

A reported 10,000 Bee Gees records have been purchased to assist with that future study.