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Colt Cabana
(Scotty Goldman) Interview
 Colt,
how are you doing today? I feel bloated and hyper. First, I want to say thanks for doing this interview. NinjaPimp.com recently had its 1 millionth visitor, so hopefully a lot of people will read this. What is the largest crowd that you have performed in front of? I wrestled I believe in front of 18,000 plus people in a sold out AllState Arena the night after WrestleMania 22 in Chicago, IL. Can you give everyone a basic biography about yourself? Right on. I'm a pro wrestler. My name is Colt Cabana. It's my real name...No, No it's not. But it should be and I'm thinking about legally changing it to Colt Cabana or Dr. Von Hugeballs. I read that you were sponsored by a Mixed Martial Arts group. Is that right? What is your relation with them? I'm actually sponsored by BESTBETONSPORTS.net. They have nothing to do with MMA. BUT...if you wanna be rich by using a sports system, go to BESTBETONSPORTS.net This interview will appear in our Halloween issue. Have you ever wrestled under any disguises? If so, what? I once wrestled as a giant Twinkie. No joke. It was for a show called Totally Tool Wrestling. So I was Twinkie the kid. Coincidentally, I dressed up as a Twinkie that year for Halloween and I've never been asked so many questions about my cream filling. It was an easy year to score that Halloween! We once interviewed Shark Boy. He has a great gimmick. What other wrestling characters have you seen? I've seen one kid wrestle as "THE GAMEBOY". He had the glove from the movie the Wizard and everything. Too bad he looked like the first kid ever to get Nintendo. He wasn't too tough. Keeping with the Halloween theme, do you have any plans for this Halloween? Yes. I plan on going out in Chicago. I also plan on putting one of my arms inside my Tshirt and being the drummer from Def Lepard. Who is the baddest dude, other than yourself, that you have faced in the ring? I once wrestled this guy named Bull Pain. He was like 40 and just mean looking. Total kickass biker dude. Which wrestler would you hate to face in a bar fight? I bet American Dragon would throw made ninja moves in a bar fight. He doesn't look intimidating, but when all you do is train and watch wrestling, I wouldn't want to mess with you in ANY fight. A lot of wrestling is focused on the 18 to 25 demographic. Do you think there is room for a wrestling show that appeals to kids? Kind of like the WWF in the 80s? If so, who should be on that show? Definitely. I was actually working on putting a pilot together for that same concept. Then I got too lazy and forgot about it. I think guys like El Generico, Sharkboy and Delerious would be great. Masked fighters. Also, obviously me, because I need the money and fame. But characters would be great. Wrestling needs more characters. Guys like Prince Nana and Navajo Warrior would be great for a show like that. What do you consider are your career highlights? I have so many. I performed my Ninja duties by wrestling in Japan on two tours. I've also traveled the world as a pro wrestler (much like a ninja). Other highlights are sharing locker rooms with wrestlers I've admired growing up. What injuries have you faced? Two separated shoulders. Two broken fingers. Torn quadricep muscle. Broken nose. Concussions. Lacerations and other technical words that I couldn't understand or repeat. What promoters do you like to work with? I love wrestling for ROH and working w/ Cary Silken and Gabe Sapalsky. I also enjoy wrestling for promoters Steve Gauntley, Alex Shane and Brian Dixon over in the United Kingdom. Also, I love promoters that pay on time and provide half naked women for you! Is there anyone you don't like to work with? Promoters that don't pay on time and don't provide half naked women!!!! So what is it like working in Japan? Man. I was like Beverly Hills Ninja over there, except I'm from Chicago and I couldn't do Farley justice. It was a great experience. The people were nice, but the food sucked! I look forward to going back more and more! Do you think your body will be able to keep up this pace for another 5 to 10 years? HAHA. Have you seen the way I wrestle. I could do this for 60 more years...and I plan on it. I've watched a lot of European wrestling. What is it like to work over there? Its the same everywhere except how the people talk. They talk all proper over in Europe. For me, everywhere people want to laugh and be entertained. So that's what I give them. It's universal. Do you have any friends on the European scene? I have friends all over the map. Johnny Storm is the greatest European diplomat the game has though! Do you enjoy doing live interviews in front of the camera? It's a piece of cake man. For me it comes natural. I love talking and hearing myself talk, so it works out well. This month we are also interviewing the Simpson twins. They are a pair of adult superstars. Are you familiar with their work? Is there anything you would like us to ask them? Ashley and Lisa? I love both of them. Please tell them I would love to do some cross over work and if they're ever in Chicago to CALLLLLLLLL ME! We also interviewed April Hunter. What do you think of her? I know I wouldn't want to fight her. She's seems cool. I wouldn't want to fight her either. Well, is there anything you would like to say to our fans? Please support me at coltcabana.com and myspace.com/coltcabana and go to bestbetonsports.net Well, thanks for the
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