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Pet of the Year Candidate Melissa Jacobs Interview

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Madison, how are you doing today? AWESOME, I JUST GOT BACK FROM A LITTLE TRIP TO PHOENIX AND MADE SOME UH, NEW FRIENDS.

Usually girls contact us at
www.ninjapimp.com to do interviews, but today we contacted you. Can you tell us a little about yourself? WELL FIRST, I'M HONORED THAT YOU CONTACTED ME. I'M RELATIVELY NEW IN THE ADULT BUSINESS, I MEAN AT LEAST THE BUSINESS PART OF IT.

I BEGAN THIS EXHIBITIONIST LIFESTYLE LONG AGO AND JUST RECENTLY BEGAN CAPTURING IT FOR OTHERS TO ENJOY. I AM IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP BUT THAT ONLY MAKES MY EXPLOITS BETTER...HE ENCOURAGES ME TO EXPERIENCE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. OF COURSE, HE IS REWARDED HANDSOMELY FOR THIS TOO. HE DOESN'T MIND THAT I SPEND MY TIME FLIRTING AND HAVING SEX AROUND THE WORLD. ITS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP!

MY FIRST INTERNET EXPOSURE WAS WHEN I BEGAN MY YAHOO GROUP WHICH IS NOW ONE OF THE LARGEST IN THE WORLD AT ALMOST 82,000 MEMBERS. NATURALLY, THE NEXT STEP WAS TO START A REAL WEBSITE (
http://madisonmadness.com) WHERE I COULD BE MORE GRAPHIC AND NAUGHTY WHICH IS WHAT MY FANS WANTED TO SEE.

So what's the story with your backdoor contest? Can you tell us about that? ITS ABOUT PROVIDING AN INCENTIVE FOR PEOPLE TO JOIN MY NEW WEBSITE AND GET SOMETHING VERY PERSONAL IN RETURN. IF THEY JOIN AND ARE ONE OF THE FIRST ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE TO JOIN, THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED INTO A DRAWING WHERE THE WINNER GETS TO "BANG MY BUTT!"

Are you worried about STDs?  THE LUCKY WINNER WILL HAVE TO COME UP WITH A CLEAN TEST BEFORE YOU CAN GET DIRTY WITH MADISON.

Haven't you lived in Brazil? I have heard that the country is ravaged by AIDs. YES, I LIVED IN BRAZIL WHEN I WAS A SMALL CHILD BUT BY 10 WAS LIVING IN NEW YORK. SINCE I WAS NOT SEXUALLY ACTIVE TILL MUCH, MUCH LATER IN LIFE, I WAS UNAFFECTED BY THE AIDS ISSUES IN BRAZIL.

How many guys have you been with? WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK ME HOW MUCH I WEIGH? A GOOD GIRL DOESN'T KISS AND TELL... I CAN HONESTLY TELL YOU THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA. MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE I WOULD IMAGINE.

 

How big was the largest member that you have seen in person? OH, THATS EASY, I SAW A VERIFIED (NINJAPIMP) STARING ME IN THE EYE. (EYE TO EYE YOU MIGHT SAY) I THOUGHT THIS GUY MIGHT BE BIG WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM, BUT HAD NO IDEA HOW BIG TILL I LURED HIM TO MY ROOM FOR A NIGHTCAP. ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS HOLY SH!T! I'VE GOT TO CONQUER THIS THING.

Can you tell us a little bit about any previous contests or or website information? I THINK I WENT THREE HOURS ONCE WITH MY OLD COLLEGE ROOMATE...SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING.

Is there anything you would like to advertise or talk about at this time? YES, THANKS. I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE READING THIS TO JOIN MY NEW WEBSITE http://madisonmadness.com! YOU MUST LIKE SEEING ME IN LINGERIE, STOCKINGS, AND SHOWING OFF MY EXTENSIVE SHOE COLLECTION. 

What do you think is the most extreme adult situation that you have been in? OH, THAT WAS IN NEW YORK A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN, WHILE WAITING FOR A FRIEND AT A SEEDY BAR WAY DOWNTOWN, I KINDA GOT SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF FRATERNITY BOYS AND WAS BASICALLY GROPED AND (DIRTY WORD) IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR, WHICH NO ONE COULD SEE SINCE THE BOYS HAD COMPLETLY ENCIRCLED ME. NOW, I WAS A WILLING PARTNER, SO DON'T THINK I WAS A VICTIM, ITS JUST THAT THAT WAS PRETTY EXTREME...BUT TOTALLY FUN AND WORTH IT.

What makes you different than some other web girls? I think I can think of a few things, but I want to hear from you.  I HAVE AN EXECUTIVE DAY JOB AND THE ABILITY TO SPREAD MY CHEER (AND LEGS) ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT.

What is one of your most embarassing moments? OMG. ONE GUY NEARLY BLINDED ME... THAT WAS NO FUN.

Can you tell us a fun story related to your website?  ITS TOO NEW TO HAVE TOO MANY STORIES. OTHER THAN THE STORIES THAT GO INTO MAKING THE CONTENT, THE PUBLIC EXPOSURE, THE CONSTANT WORRY OF SOMEONE CALLING THE POLICE... Y'KNOW THE USUAL.

What do you like about your fans? I LOVE MY FANS. IT WAS ONLY THROUGH THEIR ENCOURAGMENT THAT I OPENED THE YAHOO GROUP AND FELT THE INTEREST WAS ENOUGH WHERE THE WEBSITE MADE SENSE. THEY ARE FROM ALL COUNTRIES AND ALL CONTINENTS...ALL AGES AND ALL GENDERS. IF IT WASN'T FOR THEM, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS AND ENJOY IT SOOO MUCH.

What would you like to say about your fans? THANKS FOR ALL YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT THROUGHOUT THE LAST FEW YEARS, AND I HOPE YOU COME WITH ME FOR THE NEXT PHASE OF MY EXHIBITIONIST LIFE. ALSO KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT FOR BAR MEETS IN YOUR TOWN (NOT JUST THE U.S.A. EITHER) SO I GET A CHANCE TO MEET EVERYONE I CAN. YOU ARE ALL AWESOME.

What do you like about NinjaPimp.com? ITS PRETTY AWESOME AND UP TO DATE WITH THE LATEST IN P0RN...I KNOW YOU GUYS SAY ITS ABOUT WHAT GUYS LIKE!

Do you have anything to say or ask us? SURE, TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD SHOOT NEXT FOR MY WEBSITE PRODUCTION...I LIKE TO CREATE AWESOME SCENES FOR SEX...JUST MAKE SURE I CAN WEAR HIGH HEELS DURING PART OF IT.

You should do a NinjaPimp photo shoot, duh!  Well, thanks for your time. ARE YOU KIDDING, IT WAS MY PLEASURE. NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE MY PANTIES...

 becoming the Pet of the Year!  Thank you! I had fun ;)


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