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NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview:          
We Interview a Professional Escort - Lisa             
This month our very own Red Ninja does an interview with Lisa, an escort from Alaska.  As a disclaimer, we at NinjaPimp in no way encourage the use of escorts, actual prostitution, or drug use.    

Red Ninja: Hi Lisa
Lisa the Escort: Hey
RN: How's it going
Lisa: It is going and yourself
RN: Good
RN: Are you working today?
Lisa: Yes
RN: Do you just have one date a night when you escort?
Lisa: I Sometimes have more. It just depends.
RN: So how much does the average escort charge for a night?
Lisa: For a all nighter would probably be like $800
RN: That's pretty good money.
Lisa: Yes
RN: How many nights a week do you work?
Lisa: Pretty much every night.  I usually don't work much on Sundays though.
RN: I guess that's the lord's day
RN: How old are you
Lisa: I am 23
RN: Who makes the best clients?
Lisa: I hate to say but older guys do cause they aren't just after sex
RN: Does that mean that younger guys make the worst clients?
Lisa: Ya
RN: Do you also make tips?
Lisa: Ya
RN: What are some of the weirder client requests?
Lisa: I guess it might be to sell my worn panties or something along those lines
RN: That doesn't sound TOO weird. I would have expected worse
Lisa: That is the first thing that came up, I guess
RN: Do you still remember your first escort date?
Lisa: No, not really I was a little drunk and high
RN: Do you work for an escort service, or are you an independant worker?
Lisa: I guess it would be a service cause I got a boss that sets everything up for me
RN: It sounds like you have an interesting job. Are there any drawbacks?
Lisa: It is hard to have a life outside of this because most nights are taken up
RN: Do you have a lot of friends in the profession?
Lisa: I have a few
RN: How do they like the job
Lisa: Some like it some are just doing it to pay the bills.  It is the same as any other job
RN: Are you doing it to "pay the bills?
Lisa: Now I am cause it is good money
RN: Have you ever considered stripping or doing movies?
Lisa: Well I have stripped before
RN: How was that?
Lisa: Fine but they fired me
RN: Why?
Lisa: They found out I was having sex with the guys that came there
RN: For pay or pleasure?
Lisa: Pay and pleasure
RN: That's a good way to make money on the side.  Have you ever considered making a website
Lisa: No
RN: Well you are always welcome here at NinjaPimp.com. Thanks for the interview.
 

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