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Mary Carey Live with NinjaPimp
NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview, by KrazyMan
How are you doing this afternoon Mary?  I am doing great tonight.

Congrats on your strong finish in the California election.  You know we were pulling for you.  What were the final numbers?  Well, I lost the election but I did come in 10th out of 132 candidates
and received 11,133 votes... or something like that.

I have seen you on TV talking about your natural breasts.  However, I am not completely sold that they are 100% natural.  I think you told Howard that they were real, but can you give NinjaPimp the real scoop?  My breast are great and I love them. They are what ever you want them to be.  You can feel them too if you want.

Wow, they feel great, and I think I know the answer to my question.  I am guessing I am not the first guy to hold them.  Didn't you have an affair with Tom Green?  Tom Green was really cool when I was a guest on his show and we hooked up. He's cool. I have also hooked up with some other people but I can't name any names.

Anyone familiar with Howard Stern knows who you are.  What has he done for your career?   What do you think about him?  What other celebrities have you worked with?   I love Howard Stern. He's been helpful in my career and good publicity. Bill O'Reilly was awesome.  My favorites are Alan Colmes and Keith
Olbermann though

So you have potential careers in modeling, adult entertainment, radio, and politics.  Where do you see yourself in ten years?  In 10 years I want to be settled down and married with kids. I want to live in Florida or Arizona.

I always ask the girls this question.  Besides the Red Ninja, who do you prefer to work with?  I love working with Donnie D. who is a new guy, and Ben English.  I also love Brooke Haven.  I work with Donnie and Brooke in my first movie under my legend deal called "Inside Mary Carey".

Well I am sure I'd love to work with Brooke too.  She is absolutely gorgeous.  She was great in "Surrender that Booty."  By contrast though, who don't you like to work with?  I haven't worked with anyone I don't like since I pick everyone I work with.

So, can you tell us a little about your site?  Don't you work on it yourself?  My website is www.marycarey.com It has just been redone and it is awesome. First website that I'm really proud of. Everyone needs to check it out.

What projects are you working on right now?  Are you still doing video?  I know you have a series of wrestling events with Carmen Electra.  What else are you doing?  I am working on stuff for my website and for legend video, the company I just signed a two-year contract with.

It is pretty cool that you are familiar with NinjaPimp.  Is there anything you would like to say about it?  I love ninjapimp.com. Great website.

What makes you such a vocal fan of NinjaPimp?  I love afros. Ben Wallace is one of my favorite basketball players  because of his afro. Fear the fro.

Do you prefer working with guys or girls?  Because if you prefer dudes, we can let you borrow the $nowman, but if you prefer the ladies we can hook you up with the Potter Twins.  I love both. I like working with girls better, but I like real life with guys.

Is there anything you would like to say to the fans of NinjaPimp?  I love and appreciate all my fans and thank them for all their support. 2006, the year of Mary Carey.

Thank you Mary, you are one of our biggest star interviews to date.  You are a great person, and we look forward to working with you in the future.

      
                 Mary Carey, A Gorgeous Addition to NinjaPimp

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