Fine gentlemen, sexy ladies, and
Afro-Squad homies,
April was another fantastic month for the AfroSquad!
We increased our wrestling exposure, freed ourselves from the man, and we
interviewed another fine piece of tail!
When it comes to wrestling, life couldn't be better.
The SnowMan signed a long term contract to do the color commentary for
Ultimate Wrestling in Pensacola Florida. To celebrate, we
interviewed Ultimate Wrestling
superstar Sirus LaVey.
In terms of freeing ourselves from the man, we
purchased one terabyte of server space. This allows us to rid
ourselves of those pesky pop-up ads, and it allows us to curse all we want
without fear of Angelfire (our old company) taking down our site! We
also bought a new domain name, Afro-Squad.com! To celebrate, we
posted a new Afro-Squad video!
Finally, we interviewed Showtime adult movie star Mari
Possa! Mari was in Showtime's original series, the Family Business.
She's also engaged to Seymour Butts! You can't celebrate more than
that!
The KrazyMan,
Drunken SouthWest Black Haired
Step-Child
Exclusive Afro-Squad Video
- New Release
In Episode Zero, the Man returned and hypnotized the NinjaPimp. SnowMan shot him, and the Afro-Squad packed the
NinjaPimp into KrazyMan's funky Subaru. In Episode One, the Mullet
Master steals that Subaru. Public Dick, on orders from the Man,
attempts to destroy the Afro-Squad, and the Afro-Squad fight for their
lives. Check out this incredible trailer!
Mari Possa,
Reality TV Star and Adult Actress
Exclusive
NinjaPimp.com Interview with Mari Possa, Reality TV Star and Adult Actress
By NinjaPimp.com's KrazyMan
Mari Possa (born
January 21,
1980)
is a
pornographic actress
and
reality TV
personality who entered the adult film business after originally working
as an office assistant for porn producer and star
Adam Glasser,
a.k.a. "Seymore Butts". Her decision to enter the business, her subsequent
breast augmentation
surgery, and her rise to stardom formed an ongoing "subplot" in Glasser's
Showtime
reality series,
Family Business,
which first aired in 2003 (on the series, she is initially referred to by
her real name, Mirna, until the episode in which she chooses her stage
name). The series also followed the development of a romantic relationship
between Possa and Glasser.
Mari, how are you doing
today?
Doing great, thank you for asking.
So, I hear you are a ninjapimp.com fan. What do you think of our page?
Lets just say that the site puts a HUGE smile on my face. I find it
HILARIOUS…in a good way!
So have you traveled a lot lately? If so, where to?
I love traveling, I've been to Canada, London, Berlin, Amsterdam, Hawaii,
Tahiti, Belize, and everywhere in the US.
What is your current relationship with Seymour Butts?
We are currently very much in love. We are engaged.
Congrats! Are you an active adult performer? If so, what is your most
recent work?
My last movie was "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean". I have not performed in
a movies for about 2 yrs. I am active with my column in Genesis Magazine,
website, xxxmaripossa.com, and personal appearances.
What will you do on screen?
Anything I feel comfortable with.
What won't you do on screen?
Violent acts
Do you live in California? If so, what do you like about it?
Yes, I live in CA and I love everything about it….yes, I love CA people.
The weather is the BEST!
What is an average Saturday like for you?
I love sleeping, so I usually sleep in till 11:00am, breakfast in bed (not
as often as I like) shower, internet, some TV, lunch, hangout with my
girlfriends, dinner, sex, sleep. Nothing special.
What turns you on romantically?
I find being fed very romantically. Being serenaded. Spanish sweet
nothings. I am a helpless romantic, so everything cheesy works for me.
 What
turns you on sexually?
Licking, I love licking and being licked.
What kinds of music do you like?
I have a very diverse taste in music….I listen to Rock en Espanol, R&B,
Jazz all the way down to country. I just enjoy listening to beautiful
lyrics.
What is your favorite movie?
I change my favorite all the time…right now….300...have u seen it? So
good!
What do you think of our movie?
http://www.ifilm.com/
I love the POV shots, the stunts?, and special effects, oh yes, the
acting. J
What do you think is your best feature?
My smile.
Are you happy with your breast enhancement?
No, I want bigger!
Who do you like to work with in adult movies?
There are so many performers I don't' want to start…it would be a long
list
Is there anything you would like to talk about?
ME…lol
Is there anything you would like to say to our friends?
Keep purporting the NinjaPimps…they way kool dudes…
Ultimate
Wrestling Debut Show With the SnowMan
by the Associated Pimps
An upstart organization in Pensacola, Florida wisely
made AfroSquad's SnowMan their full time interviewer and commentator!
Check out this compilation video, and make sure to check back for more on
the SnowMan's triumphant wrestling career!
Top Wrestling Stars Interviewed by SnowMan
Ultimate Wrestling Champion Kornbred
Insane Clown Uncle Vinnie
Mr. Fantasy and Sexy Samantha
Lacey Rose and Fabian "Bulldozer" Graham
Mr. Fantasy and Sexy Samantha (2)
Sirus LaVey and Vivian LaVey
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Afro-Squad
Interview with Sirus LaVey,
by AfroSquad's SnowMan
 Sirus
is one of the top independent stars in the Southern states. He and the
gorgeous Vain LaVey are taking wrestling by storm. Nothing can stop Mr.
Omega!
Sirus, how are you doing today?
Great. I am sore from training but that's every day!
Can you tell us a little about your wrestling character, Sirus LaVey?
I was trained very old-school and I believe in psychology and developing a
story with my matches....not just a million high spots that mean nothing.
What is the story with the name? Where did it come from, what can you
tell us about it? (Mr. Omega Sirus LaVey)
When I joined Mid-South I was a heel named Sirus.The fans would call me
Sirus the Virus(I believe from a John Malkovich character).I prefer to
believe it's a combination of the leader in cult movie The Warriors
and the Egyptian Lord of the Underworld... My old tag partner was
called "The Alpha Male" and I am "Mr.Omega"- it's a yin-yang
thing...Another wrestling brother I came in with was Elijah LaVey. So of
course being a fan of Uncle Anton's books I took the name as my own.
What wrestlers if any do you model yourself after? After seeing you in
person, I thought you had a Jake "the Snake" Roberts type feel. I also
saw a little bit of the Undertaker character.
Jake was my hero growing up long before he joined the WWF. I can say he
was a definite influence in my style. Any similarities with the
Undertaker are only coincidental. I imagine he's a dark, private person
much like I am.
Can you tell us about the wrestling scene in Pensacola?
It seems to be healthy with several different organizations running
strong. The more places for wrestlers to make money the better.
Who is Vain? Can you tell us about her?
Vain is my manager/valet and watches my back as is necessary. It's not my
fault if her dark beauty is quite distracting to my opponents!
Who is your favorite person to wrestle?
Mercury McLoud. Whether it's our team of Alternate Reality or if
we're opponents-the fan's get there money's worth and he pushes me to my
limits.
What would be your dream match? Who would you wrestle? Why?
I would've loved to wrestle Terry Gordy before he died. He was the first
wrestler I ever saw on T.V. and was always my fave-especially when he was
in Japan. My dream has always been to wrestle in Japan.
How did you get into wrestling?
I answered an ad for a wrestling school. I originally wanted to be a
manager and hopefully one day book, but I've always been an athlete and
thought if these guys can do it I can do it at least as well...
Who trained you? How much did that cost?
Mercury McLoud and I broke in at the same place and we basically trained
ourselves by studying and learning the (very) hard way! We both moved on
to a T.V. promotion called Mid-South Wrestling based out of Houma. John
Saxon helped me a lot with mat wrestling skills and Crazy Joe Fargo beat a
lot of the stupid out of me! I was fortunate enough to meet wrestling
legend Rod Price in Mid-South and trained under him-eventually running his
wrestling school in Gulfport, MS. It cost me a coupla grand, a ton of
blood, the health of my back, and thousands more in medical bills...
What wrestling school do you recommend and why?
I will accept students. E-mail me at siruslavey@hotmail.com or hit me up
on myspace(www.myspace.com/siruslavey)
What is your favorite wrestling organization?
In the past it'd be Mid-South, the P.W.A. out of Florida, U.S.W.A. in
Alabama, currently D.S.P.W.(where I'm champion), Ultimate Wrestling,
U.H.P.W.(now CultureShock Wrestling), O.S.W., and Sika's group...My fav'
is always whoever's paying me!
If you were wrestling on TV, what would you like the announcer to say
about you?
The truth. I bust my ass every match whether there's 20 people or
2,000.I try to have an original style.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Touring the world with my band Mortal Sorrow (www.myspace.com/mortalsorrow2)
and of course wrestling, 'till I no longer can!
Do you have any role models?
My Father (R.I.P.), PaimonRa, Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy and Godzilla!
Is there anything you would like to say to the fans of NinjaPimp.com?
If you see my name on a wrestling card that's worth attending by itself!
Thanks for your time.
Thank you for the interview and exposure...See you at the matches!
Horns,
"Mr.Omega" Sirus LaVey
Hip Hop Artist, Musician, and Rising Star: Giel
Interview by NinjaPimp
 The upcoming singing sensation
is one of the few whos bringing R&B and Hip-Hop, an Alternative twist. The
soulful and soothing sounds of this delectable but down to earth cutie are
anything short of incredible. The multi-talented superstar in the making
has a quiver of gifts weve discovered. Learning and mastering such
instruments as the piano; guitar; drums; marimba; xylophone; steel pans;
and pretty much anything else you can hit, push, press, or shake. This
23-year-old prodigy enjoys the feeling she expresses through her music.
With her incredible lyrics and warm and unique voice, Giel's music takes
you on a journey back to the soulful croons of Rhythm & Blues onto the
styles and message understood in Alternative. Not to mention the tangible
stories of everyday life as told in Hip-Hop. Her amiable aura, unique
style and inviting smile guarantees to have you by the first note.
Giel how are you doing today?
I'm blessed!
So, can you tell us a little about your music?
My music is a fusion of sounds, I like to call it Alternative R&B Soul
with a twist of Hip-Hop...Somebody might say that's too much but its what
I embody. The story that Alternative music tells, the passion and heart
felt emotions that u feel from R&B/ Soul and the memorable beats that get
you moving with Hip-Hop...
Where can people listen to your songs?
OF COURSE I have a MYSPACE...lol!
www.myspace.com/gielmusic
or ITunes, Napster, ect to download.
Do you enjoy singing?
It is an indescribable JOY! I love to sing, and I love to play my
instruments.
What is the last club that you played?
Well It will be Club Oxygen in the Grove (Miami) since I have an
appearance on the 20th of this Month. Before that It was Club Nocturnal
(the GLASS ROOM)
What was your favorite performance?
I would have to say my Hard Rock Performance at JAZZIZ in Hollywood. I was
able to really get to express who I am and what my music really is.
What was your least favorite performance?
I don't really have a least favorite. I try to learn from every show and
better myself to put on an amazing show every time.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
I see myself being established and at the height of my career, being a
multi-platinum and a Grammy award recipient. Definitely expanding my
professional career to other levels of Entertainment and I would like to
be apart of a venture to help more kids find an outlet into music. Whether
it be performing arts schools or programs...
Does singing pay the bills?
Lol!!! Its getting there! God-Willing...
What do you think of NinjaPimp.com?
Up to date with the latest *IT* news and talking to the people that the
public should know...Pretty Cool!
What are your hobbies?
I actually like to make beaded jewelry...and of course writing, poetry,
and songs...
What is your favorite song?
I love music in general and cant say one song in particular...there are so
many genres.
Who is your favorite singer?
Gotta few...Ella Fitzgerald, Etta James, Aretha Franklin, Donnie Hathaway,
Alanis Morsett, Whitney Houston, Debra Cox, Tina Marie, Bob Marley, Indie
Arie, Diana Ross, and Luther Vandross
Who is your least favorite singer?
Lol! I respect everyone and their crafts My Favorites are just the ones I
listen to the most...
What is a normal Saturday night like for you?
If I am not singing somewhere or appearing at a function or gathering,
then Im at Home with my family getting WHATEVER rest I can get...lol!
Is there anything you would like to say to the fans of ninjapimp.com?
I am very blessed to do what I do and I don't take this for granted...I am
fortunate and in this position because of the people and fans...I
appreciate you all!!
Thanks for your time.
You are MORE than welcome... Stay Blessed, **GIEL**
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