NinjaPimp:  Hi Heather!  Are you ready to be interviewed?
Heather:  I'm always ready!

So why don't we start with you telling... your stats.  Height, weight, measurements, the usual.
I'm 5"7, 120lbs, and 36-25-36D

So, you are a very curvaceous girl.  Have you always been "top heavy?"
I have a little help from the Dr.  I think they look really natural! 

They certainly do.  He did a good job.  Now, tell me a little more about yourself.  What was your career before opening your web page?
I worked as a Laboratory Technician.  It was great.

If I am not mistaken, you have been able to quit that job and focus totally on your web page.  You apparently offer a very unique kind of page.  Has that made for a change in your lifestyle at all?
Yes, I work on my website full time now.  I am learning lots about the internet and websites everyday.  I have come a long way since my first small free site.

Ok, I usually pride my interviews on finding out little things that make each interviewee seem a little closer to the reader.  So, how does the average day start for you.  Some people wake up to a warm cup of coffee.  What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Emails!  The first thing I do in the morning is answer the past nights emails.  I usually have about 150 to go through.  Then after that I just check it about every 2 or 3 hours usually.

On the other hand, is there anything that you can't sleep without.  Besides your hubby, is there a teddy bear or something that makes it's way into your bed at night?  Maybe a special t-shirt?
I like sleeping naked, really close to Jim.

Well, you should.  He is your husband.  Now for some fun questions.  Ready?
Shoot!

If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
X-ray vision to see all the hotties with, like Pam Anderson!

If you could seen any person in the world in their birthday suit, who would that be?
Pam Anderson again!

If you are willing to share, what is your most embarrassing moment?
My skirt fell off while cheerleading in high school at a big game.

That's awesome.  I wish I went to your high school!  Also, what is your favorite television show? 
Right now I like "Band of Brothers"

Now, I have heard you say that you pride yourself on being honest with your fans.  What makes your site more "honest" than other pages?
What you see it what you get.  We don't make false claims about our site.  We don't try to please everybody.  We are not a "jack of all trades" website.  We have "The best in deep!#r0@!*"  and that's the bottom line.

Speaking of web pages, that do you think of my page?  http://www.afro-squad.com
Its really cool and interesting!  I like your style!

Well, it has been a pleasure doing this interview with you.  I look forward to doing one in the future sometime.

Thank you very much!

The A-Team Movie:
Written by Evil Homer
    Series creator Stephen J. Cannell and 20th Century Fox plan on creating an action-packed blockbuster theatrical production off of the hit show the A-team.  

    This was the original Monster Garage.  Every week the A-Team would create a bad-a$$ed vehicle to destroy the enemy with.  Mr. T always got knocked the F' out because he refused to go on a plane, a pro wrestler usually made a guest appearance, Murdock did something to pi$$ Mr. T off, and Hannible brought a plan together. 

     Of course, let's not forget, the A-Team van (or Face's Vette) would be involved in a chase scene, and we would get to see the "Tire Cam."  You know the shot where they mount a camera to the van's tire and watch it burn rubber.  Classic!

     We can only hope that Murdock is played by Jim Carrey.  Face can be played by Tom Cruise.  If the movie is a comedy, I suggest Leslie Nealson for Hannibal... but only Mr. T can be B.A.