We have completely re-invented this website! No longer
do we only feature mullets, classy ladies, ninja, and pimps...
we've expanded to make a monthly online magazine.
First we should explain the NinjaPimp concept. A NinjaPimp
combines the greatest features of the two baddest mammals on Earth, the
Ninja and the Pimp. This mythical creature represents everything
"manly" in the world. It kills, dresses tough, gets all the chicks,
loves NinjaBurgers, and respects the mullet.
That's what this site is all about. We represent everything
tough and cool. Professional wrestling, big boobs, Mr. T, BBQ... our
magazine covers the stuff that men love! Our other issues are to your
left. Click on each and check them out!
the greatest comeback in internet history. Almost two years ago, the
man shut down AfroSquad.com. Crazyman and Snowman were stolen away from
the net. Pimps and hoes wept. We here at NinjaPimp asked, how can we
go on without our pimping Gods?
Well thanks to six months of intensive research, pimp scientists
downloading around the clock, and hoes throwing their internet
connections into high speed, we here at NinjaPimp have completely
restored AfroSquad. We even have three videos to download: the
AfroSquad Pimp Rounds commercial, the Yo Quiero Afrosquad commercial,
and the classic Death of a Watermelon video!
We've also fully restored Crazyman's Modern Social Theory on "The
Man," Shaft and the Mack tributes, and we've brought back all the all
the classic AfroSquad images and advertisements!
Thanks us later, we are too busy hitting it with the fabulous
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the years, the Afro-Squad has gotten involved in a lot of
interesting things. We developed the First MP3 player in our Chevy
truck. (Of course back in the 90s, that meant putting our huge
assed PC in behind the seat. We supported the SPCA on Tampa
telethons. We joined the Cowbell Kid in his quest to support the
Tampa Bay Rays, and we even started our own wrestling website. If
you get a chance, please check out our website at
Wrestling911.com. On that
site we have Jazzy Jeff's "Thumbs Up" column. We have the famous
Vale Anoai writing about being a WWF kid, and we even have articles
by some of your favorite wrestlers! Please check out the site,
register, and start your own craze! Http://www.wrestling911.com
NEW YORK--Oct. 8, 2005-- What do you get when you
combine the world's best-known construction toy company, a bad a$$
website, a ninja and a pimp? An innovative way to kill and pimp with
LEGO� toys that will take children to another Dimension.
The LEGO Company announced late last year a
partnership with NinjaPimp Magazine. Premiering this week in the
United States and Canada, NinjaPimp Action Figures are now
"Our 2006 NinjaPimp will teach kids the enjoyment
of killing,'' says LEGO Inc. President "Black" Jack Sanders. "We're
showcasing fantastic, innovative ho-sticks for all ages, abilities
and interests - not to mention that Ninja are so cool that they make
me want to pee my pants!''
The History of Rock
and raised in Romeo, Michigan, Robert "Kid Rock" Richie is
NinjaPimp's favorite musical pimp. The self-proclaimed early
morning stoned pimp grew up in a very wealthy family. In fact, Kid
Rock's father owns Richie Ford, Romeo's largest car dealership.
His 1990 debut album is "Pimp of the Nation,"
which is one of our favorite albums of all time. Since hitting it
big in rap, Kid Rock has also had a good level of success in the
rock and country genres.
According to an online bio, "Kid Rock is noted
for his use of adult film stars when he performs (nude when he can
get away with it), as Kobe Tai and Jenna Jameson have danced on
stage while Kid does his thing." Of course, let's not forget that
Rock dated Pamela Lee for quite a long time as well.
Hi Heather! Are you ready to be interviewed?
Heather: I'm always ready!
So why don't
we start with you telling... your stats. Height, weight,
measurements, the usual. I'm 5"7, 120lbs, and 36-25-36D
So, you are a
very curvaceous girl Have you always been "top heavy?"
I have a little help from the Dr. I think they look really
do. He did a good job. Now, tell me a little more about
yourself. What was your career before opening your web page?
I worked as a Laboratory Technician. It was great.
If I am not
mistaken, you have been able to quit that job and focus totally
on your web page. You apparently offer a very unique kind of
page. Has that made for a change in your lifestyle at all?
Yes, I work on my website full time now. I am learning lots
about the internet and websites everyday. I have come a long
way since my first small free site.
Ok, I usually
pride my interviews on finding out little things that make each
interviewee seem a little closer to the reader. So, how does
the average day start for you. Some people wake up to a warm
cup of coffee. What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Emails! The first thing I do in the morning is answer the past
nights emails. I usually have about 150 to go through. Then
after that I just check it about every 2 or 3 hours usually.
On the other
hand, is there anything that you can't sleep without. Besides
your hubby, is there a teddy bear or something that makes it's
way into your bed at night? Maybe a special t-shirt?
I like sleeping naked, really close to Jim.
should. He is your husband. Now for some fun questions.
If you could
have one superpower, what would it be and why?
X-ray vision to see all the hotties with, like Pam Anderson!
could seen any person in the world in their birthday suit, who
would that be?
Pam Anderson again!
If you are
willing to share, what is your most embarrassing moment?
My skirt fell off while cheerleading in high school at a big
awesome. I wish I went to your high school! Also, what is your
favorite television show?
Right now I like "Band of Brothers"
Now, I have
heard you say that you pride yourself on being honest with yourfans. What makes your site more "honest" than other pages?
What you see it what you get. We don't make false claims about
our site. We don't try to please everybody. We are not a "jack
of all trades" website. We have "The best in deep!#r0@!*" and
that's the bottom line.
web pages, that do you think of my page?
Its really cool and interesting! I like your style!
Well, it has been
a pleasure doing this interview with you. I look forward to
doing one in the future sometime.
Thank you very much!
The A-Team Movie: Written
by Evil Homer
Series creator Stephen J. Cannell and 20th Century Fox plan
on creating an action-packed blockbuster theatrical production
off of the hit show the A-team.
This was the original Monster Garage. Every week the A-Team
would create a bad-a$$ed vehicle to destroy the enemy with. Mr.
T always got knocked the F' out because he refused to go on a
plane, a pro wrestler usually made a guest appearance, Murdock
did something to pi$$ Mr. T off, and Hannible brought a plan
Of course, let's not forget, the A-Team van (or Face's
Vette) would be involved in a chase scene, and we would get to
see the "Tire Cam." You know the shot where they mount a camera
to the van's tire and watch it burn rubber. Classic!
We can only hope that Murdock is played by Jim Carrey. Face can
be played by Tom Cruise. If the movie is a comedy, I suggest
Leslie Nealson for Hannibal... but only Mr. T can be B.A.