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NinjaPimp Magazine Issues
1)
Heather Harmon Issue
2) Oasis
Interview
3)
Missy and Mandee Taylor
4)
Kirsten
5)
NinjaPimp Game
6)
Candy
7)
International
8)
Rosenbud Twins
9)
Amy Nguyen Issue
10)
Abdullah's Issue
11)
Cougar Issue
12)
Teri's Issue
13)
Kami's Issue
14)
Wrestling Issue
15) More
Twins
16)
Jasmin's Issue
17)
Corina's Issue
18)
Hull Twins Issue
19) Julya
Ried Issue
20)
Latina Issue
21)
M.Carey Issue
22)
M.Mounds
23)
Myla Leigh Chenoa
24)
Bella Issue
25)
Carmella
Issue
26)
Ivan's Issue
27) Amber's
Issue
28) Cindy
Issue
29) More
Twins
30) Ginger's
Issue
31) KrazyMan
32) Jenni
Issue
33) Jessica
Issue
34) Valentine Issue
35) Lisa
Issue
36) Omega
Issue
37) Darcy
Donavan
38) Bomb
Twinz Issue
39) No
More Kings
40) D-Ray
Issue
41) October
Issue
42) More
Twins
43)
Jordin Issue
44)
Missy Issue
45)
Pimp of the Year
46)
Randy West Issue
47)
2008 POTY Issue
48)
Government Bailout
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Are
you tired of high brow complex news about things like global warming,
sectarian violence, and global thermal nuclear war? Well then isn't
about time that you took off your thinking cap and lowered your standards?
If so, then you have come to the right place. NinjaPimp.com offers the
sexiest news this side of the Mustang Ranch. Every month we present you
with a plethora of fine sexy babes, pimp news, exclusive interviews, and more
hoes than the Playa's Ball! This month we interview Izzy, a hot
housewife. So please take a minute and look around, you won't be
disappointed!
The NinjaPimp,
Creator of NinjaPimp.com
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Izzy the Hot Housewife
Izzy is an adult model who specializes in pantyhose, legs, and feet
photography. She currently hosts over 200,000 photos on her online database,
and has a huge members following on six unique pay sites. She's been hosting
such adult pages since 1999, and she sat down with the KrazyMan to do an
interview about her media empire.
Good morning, how are you doing today? I am great! How the heck are you??
NinjaPimp.com gets about 600 unique visitors a day. Can you tell them a little
bit about yourself? Well I am Izzy the Horny Housewife. I have been posing
on the internet and showing off my legs since 1997. My husband and I run a
few leg fetish websites, and we make the Izzy the Horny Housewife series of
XXX films.
Where can people find out more about you? Do you have any websites that you'd
like to advertise? Heck yeah! The site that started it all was www.pantyhoseaddict.com, and from
there we also started www.nylonaddict.com, www.pantyhosepeepers.com,
www.pantyhoseonpsp.com and most recently www.IzzysGirls.com. We also run a
store where you can buy my hot XXX DVD's @ www.digitalpantyhose.com. Whew!!!
That was a mouthful!
What are your measurements? 36 - 27 -37
What do you think are your best features? What can you attribute your success
to? My bootie and my legs. I think the legs are a given considering all our
content is based around my legs in hosiery!
Can you tell us something about your likes and dislikes? What do you like in a
boyfriends... and what do you dislike? What do I like about boys..... I am
first drawn in by their eyes, then their ass! I love a man who can make me
laugh, and I love a man who is in touch with who he is and isn't afraid to
show it. I can't stand men that think their better than everyone else.
Can you tell us something about yourself that not all of your fans know?
Do
you do any volunteer work or enjoy tap dancing or something. My dirty little
secret is I have 2 Brittany Spears songs on my iPod.... And when they come on
I sing them out loud!
What do you think of our website, ninjapimp.com?
I love it can I be the first
official afro-girl!
What are your favorite movies? My number one favorite movie of all time is
Ferris Beuller's Day Off... Anyone anyone? But my most somewhat recent
favorite movie is The Devil Wears Prada!
Where do you see yourself in five years? Ya' know, I hope I'm still doing
what I'm doing.... I really love what I do, and I love sharing it with
everyone else out there who enjoys it. After almost 10 years I still get
completely turned on doing this!
What are your turn ons? It's turning others on. There is nothing hotter than
that feeling.
Do you have a lot of fans on the net? I think I do, I'm not Ginger Lynn or
Jenna Jameson, but for focusing on a fetish in our sites I am really happy
with the following I have.
Have then ever sent you any weird requests? What are some of the weirdest?
Nothing too out of the ordinary for my world. Maybe I just blocked the really
weird stuff out!
What do you consider as one of your most embarrassing moments?
There's too
many to choose from. I'm kind of a goober. Here's on though, we had a meet and
greet where I got to hang with some of my fans, I had had quite a few Red Bull
and Absolute's that evening. At the end of the night, the bar put on a best
legs contest, I got up on stage strutting my stuff and fell smack dab on my
ass. I still am not sure how I won that contest!
Do you like working with anyone in particular? My favorite person to work
with in my webmaster, hubby Chris!
Is there anyone you would like to work with in the future?
Randy Spears I
hear he has a foot fetish *YUMMY* And his sexy scratchy voice is such a turn
on!
Is there anything else that you would like to say to our fans?
THANK YOU for
all your support through the years. It's just gonna get better.
"What Ticks Me Off"
Commentary
by amateur model, Liliana Do you want to know what ticks me
off? Well, lets start with consumer traps.
Take for instance amusement park rides that take guests right through a
souvenir shop, or when you drive up to a drive-in fast food place and they
ask you (before you open your mouth to order) would you like to try out our
new ______.
Whatever the food item may be. Excuse me... but if I wanted to try it, I
would. I can read the menu just fine thank you!
And how about the so called
value meal they want you to order. When your really saving hardly anything
at all... but getting a whole lot more calories for your buck!
Some supermarkets have the "Buy one / Get one free" deals. I don't always
want to come home with two of everything! And at some places, they make you
pay full price if you just take one! What am I going to do with 48 EGGS?!?
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Subliminal Messages
Don't WORK
By Kid Cocky
Australia�s popular TV Channel Ten recently decided to
use subliminal messages during broadcasts. Viewers have been hit with
images - just a fraction of a second long - of the channel�s logo during
normal scheduled programming.
Last Thursday it appeared as a micro-second flash during the troubled
network's most popular show Everybody Loves Raymond.
The practice is banned in Australia for product advertisements, but can be
used to promote station programming, and Ten has opted to use the gimmick.
We here at NinjaPimp don�t think that subliminal messages work. At best
they could convince you to make this
website your homepage. Maybe you would even send us money using
PayPal.
Check out two of our funkiest Movies!
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"Hoestes Big Dongs"
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Photo of the Moment
Pimp
War Online
$nowMan's Review of a Free Online Game
"PimpWar.com is the only place online where you can put on your leopard
print hat and get your e-pimp on. PimpWar is a free web browser based
game where you play the part of a ruthless pimp on a quest for power and
money.
You will become a master at
the art of pimping your hoes, commanding your thugs and battling your
enemies to protect what you have and to help your empire grow. This game
is NOT for whiners or children." PimpWar.com
That's what PimpWar had to
say about their game. So I signed up for a free membership, and I was
happily surprised by this War. At first, I was a little upset that this
was a text based game, but then I realized how much fun it was to interact
with other internet pimps across the nation.
You get a few thousand free
turns a game with an option to buy more turns. New games start up every
couple days. Premium members get access to a few extra games. That said,
if you like online text based games, check this one out. Peace / Out.
U.S.
Religious Reform
Submitted Article by Kamikaze Brad
It seems that at least once a week I hear about some lawsuit against someone
because they have a religious reference and that offends someone. There was
the guy who wanted the pledge banned in school because he did not want his
daughter saying "under God." Nativity scenes have been banned. Some
schools banned Halloween because it is offensive to Wiccans.
Religious references permeate our society. In order to raise awareness and
help stop people from being sued, I have composed a list of offensive
religious references throughout our society. I have also included some
recommendations to resolve these issues. Please read this list and become
proactive in not using religious references immediately because, ________
(please fill in the blank with God, Allah, Shiva, Thor, Satan, Ra, or
whatever god you do or do not believe in) forbid we risk offending someone.
Los Angeles translates into "The City of Angels," therefore no one can refer
to LA by name and should now refer to it as Los City of the Overly-sensitive
or LoCO for short.
The planets and their moons are mostly named after Greek gods. All planets
will now be named after Disney characters since the precedent was set by
Pluto.
Since all U.S. money has the phrase "In God We Trust" on it, we must abandon
it as currency and revert to the barter system.
Almost all government officials sworn into office said the words "so help me
God" in their oath of office, therefore we must not recognize any government
official. Instead, a feudal lord (Samurai) will be appointed for your
county. (This means more ninjas will be needed to thwart the Samurai)
Since the words God and Devil originated from the words Good and Evil (the
people who invented English weren't very clever. Ninjas would have been
much more creative.), the words Good and Evil must no longer be spoken.
Dog is God spelled backwards and might offend a dyslexic atheist, so all
dogs must be euthanized immediately. Saint Bernards are doubly offensive
and should be euthanized first.
The missionary position is now outlawed as well as doggie style. Everyone
should now perform the reverse cowboy. All cities/places that begin with
the words Saint (Louis, Paul) or San (Antonio, Diego, Bernardino, Andreas)
are offensive to non-Christians and must be renamed.
Since eating cows is offensive to Hindus, all beef products must now be
banned. Pork is offensive to Jews and Muslims, so all pork products must now
be banned. Cats were worshipped by Ancient Egyptians. In case there are any
Ancient Egyptians around we don't want to offend them, so Chinese
restaurants are now illegal.
The Hispanic name Jesus must be changed to Hey-Suess immediately. Since
alcohol causes people to pray to the Porcelain God, prohibition must be
reinstated immediately.
St. Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day are named after Saints, so they
must be abandoned. Religion has even invaded the NFL! The New Orleans
Saints must be disbanded immediately. Any religion that doesn't have saints
is surely offended, and the religions that do have saints must be offended
by some big sweaty jocks that whine about a few million dollars not being
adequate pay being compared to someone like Mother Teresa.
Cardinals (the bird) are named after the Cardinals in the Catholic Church.
Therefore these birds must be exterminated immediately. Since the Cardinals
(the baseball team) are named after the bird, they should be exterminated
too.
The lower case letter "t" must be removed from the alphabet because it
resembles the Cross and might be mistaken as a reference to Christianity.
And, of course, Christmas, the celebration of the birth of Christ by
decorating a Pagan tree and being hedonistic must also be abandoned.
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Rado Anatom Jubile
Watch Review
by the KrazyMan
Retail price:
$4,100
KrazyMan paid: $2,700
Although a lesser known brand name, Rado ranks up there with Swiss
counterpart Rolex when it comes to quality. This scratch resistant
sapphire watch is a true beauty on any man's arm. It is particularly
stunning with a black suit, but it can equally go with less formal
attire. The sleek design is especially made for a slim appearance... and
thus it is worn by NinjaPimp's own MackDaddy Slim. Near identical
replicas are produced in Taiwan and distributed worldwide at an average
cost of $80.
Bruce Lee Vs Ninja, Move Review
by the NinjaPimp
In this action packed adventure, Bruce Lee takes a
desperate journey leading to a fortune in gold bullion. On the way, he
comes face to face with the evil Vice Lord and the brutal gang members of
the dreaded Black Dragon Society. The fists move fast and furious as Bruce
challenges these deadly ninja masters and proves that he is a super hero.
Ok the movie sucks, but the title rules!
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