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NinjaPimp Magazine Issues

 1) 
Heather Harmon Issue
 2)  
Oasis Interview
 3) 
Missy and Mandee Taylor
 4) 
Kirsten
 5) 
NinjaPimp Game
 6) 
Candy
 7) 
International
 8) 
Rosenbud Twins
 9) 
Amy Nguyen Issue
 10) 
Abdullah's Issue

 11) 
Cougar Issue
 12) 
Teri's Issue
 13) 
Kami's Issue
 14) 
Wrestling Issue
 15) 
More Twins

 16) 
Jasmin's Issue
 17) 
Corina's Issue
 18) 
Hull Twins Issue

 19)  Julya Ried Issue
 20) 
Latina Issue
 21) 
M.Carey Issue
 22) 
M.Mounds
 23) 
Myla Leigh Chenoa
 24) 
Bella Issue
 25) 
Carmella
Issue

 26) 
Ivan's Issue
 27)  
Amber's Issue

 28)  
Cindy Issue

 29)  
More Twins
    
 30)  
Ginger's Issue

 31)  
KrazyMan
    
 32)  
Jenni Issue

 33)  
Jessica Issue
    
 34)  
Valentine Issue

 35)  
Lisa Issue
    
 36)  
Omega Issue

 37)  Darcy Donavan    
 38)  
Bomb Twinz Issue
 39)  No More Kings    
 40)  D-Ray Issue
 41)  
October Issue
    
 42)  More Twins
 43) 
Jordin Issue
 44) 
Missy Issue
 45) 
Pimp of the Year
 46) 
Randy West Issue
 
47)  2008 POTY Issue 
 48) 
Government Bailout


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Are you tired of high brow complex news about things like global warming, sectarian violence, and global thermal nuclear war?  Well then isn't about time that you took off your thinking cap and lowered your standards?  If so, then you have come to the right place.  NinjaPimp.com offers the sexiest news this side of the Mustang Ranch.  Every month we present you with a plethora of fine sexy babes, pimp news, exclusive interviews, and more hoes than the Playa's Ball!  This month we interview Izzy, a hot housewife.  So please take a minute and look around, you won't be disappointed! 
 

The NinjaPimp,
Creator of NinjaPimp.com


Izzy the Hot Housewife
Izzy is an adult model who specializes in pantyhose, legs, and feet photography.  She currently hosts over 200,000 photos on her online database, and has a huge members following on six unique pay sites.  She's been hosting such adult pages since 1999, and she sat down with the KrazyMan to do an interview about her media empire.  

Good morning, how are you doing today?  I am great! How the heck are you??

NinjaPimp.com gets about 600 unique visitors a day. Can you tell them a little bit about yourself?  Well I am Izzy the Horny Housewife.  I have been posing on the internet and showing off my legs since 1997.  My husband and I run a few leg fetish websites, and we make the Izzy the Horny Housewife series of XXX films.

Where can people find out more about you?  Do you have any websites that you'd like to advertise?  Heck yeah!  The site that started it all was www.pantyhoseaddict.com, and from there we also started www.nylonaddict.com, www.pantyhosepeepers.com, www.pantyhoseonpsp.com and most recently www.IzzysGirls.com. We also run a store where you can buy my hot XXX DVD's @ www.digitalpantyhose.com. Whew!!! That was a mouthful!

What are your measurements? 36 - 27 -37

What do you think are your best features?  What can you attribute your success to?  My bootie and my legs.  I think the legs are a given considering all our content is based around my legs in hosiery!

Can you tell us something about your likes and dislikes? What do you like in a boyfriends... and what do you dislike?  What do I like about boys..... I am first drawn in by their eyes, then their ass!  I love a man who can make me laugh, and I love a man who is in touch with who he is and isn't afraid to show it.  I can't stand men that think their better than everyone else.

Can you tell us something about yourself that not all of your fans know?  Do you do any volunteer work or enjoy tap dancing or something.  My dirty little secret is I have 2 Brittany Spears songs on my iPod.... And when they come on I sing them out loud!

What do you think of our website, ninjapimp.com?  I love it can I be the first official afro-girl!

What are your favorite movies?  My number one favorite movie of all time is Ferris Beuller's Day Off... Anyone anyone?  But my most somewhat recent favorite movie is The Devil Wears Prada!

Where do you see yourself in five years?  Ya' know, I hope I'm still doing what I'm doing.... I really love what I do, and I love sharing it with everyone else out there who enjoys it.  After almost 10 years I still get completely turned on doing this!

What are your turn ons?  It's turning others on. There is nothing hotter than that feeling.
Do you have a lot of fans on the net?  I think I do, I'm not Ginger Lynn or Jenna Jameson, but for focusing on a fetish in our sites I am really happy with the following I have.

Have then ever sent you any weird requests? What are some of the weirdest?  Nothing too out of the ordinary for my world.  Maybe I just blocked the really weird stuff out!

What do you consider as one of your most embarrassing moments?  There's too many to choose from. I'm kind of a goober. Here's on though, we had a meet and greet where I got to hang with some of my fans, I had had quite a few Red Bull and Absolute's that evening. At the end of the night, the bar put on a best legs contest, I got up on stage strutting my stuff and fell smack dab on my ass. I still am not sure how I won that contest!

Do you like working with anyone in particular?  My favorite person to work with in my webmaster, hubby Chris!

Is there anyone you would like to work with in the future?  Randy Spears I hear he has a foot fetish *YUMMY* And his sexy scratchy voice is such a turn on!

Is there anything else that you would like to say to our fans?  THANK YOU for all your support through the years. It's just gonna get better.
 


"What Ticks Me Off"
Commentary by amateur model, Liliana
Do you want to know what ticks me off?  Well, lets start with consumer traps. 

Take for  instance amusement park rides that take guests right through a  souvenir shop, or when you drive up to a drive-in fast food place and they ask you (before you open your mouth to order) would you like to try out our new ______.

Whatever the food item may be. Excuse me... but if I wanted to try it, I would.  I can read the menu just fine thank you!

And how about the so called value meal they want you to order.  When your really saving hardly anything at all... but getting a whole lot more calories for your buck!
Some supermarkets have the "Buy one / Get one free" deals. I don't always want to come home with two of everything! And at some places, they make you pay full price if you just take one! What am I going to do with 48 EGGS?!?


Subliminal Messages Don't WORK
By Kid Cocky 
Australia�s popular TV Channel Ten recently decided to use subliminal messages during broadcasts.  Viewers have been hit with images - just a fraction of a second long - of the channel�s logo during normal scheduled programming.

Last Thursday it appeared as a micro-second flash during the troubled network's most popular show Everybody Loves Raymond.

The practice is banned in Australia for product advertisements, but can be used to promote station programming, and Ten has opted to use the gimmick.

We here at NinjaPimp don�t think that subliminal messages work.  At best they could convince you to make this website your homepage.  Maybe you would even send us money using PayPal.   


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Pimp War Online
$nowMan's Review of a Free Online Game

"PimpWar.com is the only place online where you can put on your leopard print hat and get your e-pimp on.  PimpWar is a free web browser based game where you play the part of a ruthless pimp on a quest for power and money.

You will become a master at the art of pimping your hoes, commanding your thugs and battling your enemies to protect what you have and to help your empire grow. This game is NOT for whiners or children."  PimpWar.com

That's what PimpWar had to say about their game.  So I signed up for a free membership, and I was happily surprised by this War.  At first, I was a little upset that this was a text based game, but then I realized how much fun it was to interact with other internet pimps across the nation.      

You get a few thousand free turns a game with an option to buy more turns.  New games start up every couple days.  Premium members get access to a few extra games.  That said, if you like online text based games, check this one out.  Peace / Out. 

 


U.S. Religious Reform
Submitted Article by Kamikaze Brad

It seems that at least once a week I hear about some lawsuit against someone because they have a religious reference and that offends someone.  There was the guy who wanted the pledge banned in school because he did not want his daughter saying "under God."  Nativity scenes have been banned.  Some schools banned Halloween because it is offensive to Wiccans.

Religious references permeate our society.  In order to raise awareness and help stop people from being sued, I have composed a list of offensive religious references throughout our society.  I have also included some recommendations to resolve these issues.  Please read this list and become proactive in not using religious references immediately because, ________ (please fill in the blank with God, Allah, Shiva, Thor, Satan, Ra, or whatever god you do or do not believe in) forbid we risk offending someone.

Los Angeles translates into "The City of Angels," therefore no one can refer to LA by name and should now refer to it as Los City of the Overly-sensitive or LoCO for short.

The planets and their moons are mostly named after Greek gods.  All planets will now be named after Disney characters since the precedent was set by Pluto.

Since all U.S. money has the phrase "In God We Trust" on it, we must abandon it as currency and revert to the barter system.

Almost all government officials sworn into office said the words "so help me God" in their oath of office, therefore we must not recognize any government official.  Instead, a feudal lord (Samurai) will be appointed for your county.  (This means more ninjas will be needed to thwart the Samurai)

Since the words God and Devil originated from the words Good and Evil (the people who invented English weren't very clever.  Ninjas would have been much more creative.), the words Good and Evil must no longer be spoken.

Dog is God spelled backwards and might offend a dyslexic atheist, so all dogs must be euthanized immediately.  Saint Bernards are doubly offensive and should be euthanized first.

The missionary position is now outlawed as well as doggie style.  Everyone should now perform the reverse cowboy.  All cities/places that begin with the words Saint (Louis, Paul) or San (Antonio, Diego, Bernardino, Andreas) are offensive to non-Christians and must be renamed.

Since eating cows is offensive to Hindus, all beef products must now be banned. Pork is offensive to Jews and Muslims, so all pork products must now be banned. Cats were worshipped by Ancient Egyptians.  In case there are any Ancient Egyptians around we don't want to offend them, so Chinese restaurants are now illegal. 
The Hispanic name Jesus must be changed to Hey-Suess immediately.  Since alcohol causes people to pray to the Porcelain God, prohibition must be reinstated immediately.

St. Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day are named after Saints, so they must be abandoned.  Religion has even invaded the NFL!  The New Orleans Saints must be disbanded immediately.  Any religion that doesn't have saints is surely offended, and the religions that do have saints must be offended by some big sweaty jocks that whine about a few million dollars not being adequate pay being compared to someone like Mother Teresa.

Cardinals (the bird) are named after the Cardinals in the Catholic Church.  Therefore these birds must be exterminated immediately.  Since the Cardinals (the baseball team) are named after the bird, they should be exterminated too.

The lower case letter "t" must be removed from the alphabet because it resembles the Cross and might be mistaken as a reference to Christianity.

And, of course, Christmas, the celebration of the birth of Christ by decorating a Pagan tree and being hedonistic must also be abandoned.


Rado Anatom Jubile Watch Review
by the KrazyMan
Retail price:             $4,100
KrazyMan paid:        $2,700
Although a lesser known brand name, Rado ranks up there with Swiss counterpart Rolex when it comes to quality.  This scratch resistant sapphire watch is a true beauty on any man's arm.  It is particularly stunning with a black suit, but it can equally go with less formal attire.  The sleek design is especially made for a slim appearance... and thus it is worn by NinjaPimp's own MackDaddy Slim.  Near identical replicas are produced in Taiwan and distributed worldwide at an average cost of $80.


Bruce Lee Vs Ninja, Move Review
by the NinjaPimp

In this action packed adventure, Bruce Lee takes a desperate journey leading to a fortune in gold bullion. On the way, he comes face to face with the evil Vice Lord and the brutal gang members of the dreaded Black Dragon Society. The fists move fast and furious as Bruce challenges these deadly ninja masters and proves that he is a super hero.  Ok the movie sucks, but the title rules!