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"Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski."
Nihilist, Peter Stormare
The Big Lebowski


Free Promotion
by Power K. Pusher

   Are you a hot babe?  Do you want to promote your website?  Do you have a digital camera?  Well then let's make a deal!  Send Afro-Squad a picture of you holding a fan sign and we'll do our best to promote your website!   How easy is that?  Just send us a fan picture and we'll hook you up!
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Star Profile
Jenna Jameson.

Birth Name: Jenna Marie Massoli
Birthdate: April 9, 1974
Birthplace: Las Vegas, Nevada
Occupation: P0rn Star

Quote: "I had major self-esteem problems. I was always trying to outdo myself. I felt like I had to prove myself constantly, because I felt alone. Lonely. And I wanted everyone to love me."

--Jenna Jameson:
Jenna was first featured on this Afro-Squad in Oct 2001.  Since our initial interview with Jenna, we have only been in contact with her Public affairs people. 


2006 Pimp Pictures

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 Lobsterman in 2008

  
We at Afro-Squad would like to say that we support "Lobsterman" Jeff Costa in his bid for president in 2008.  Way to go L-Man.  Beat Hillary!


Kayla Kleevage Interview:
Kayla Kellvage

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Raven Riley 
Raven Riley Interview

Interview

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         I know what you are thinking, how did we get Oasis to grace the pages of Afro-Squad?  I will be honest with you, we paid her a lot of money!  In return she did an awesome interview.  One so hot that it would take a bag of kitty litter in your pants to soak up what's going on down there.   
         We also have a profile on Jenna Jameson, select the first ten entrants into the Miss Classy Lady Hall of Fame, have a great story about Pimp Juice, and we tell you all about our Afro-Squad Zoo.      
                                        Rahul Clickenpecker
                                        Afro-Squad Army, est. 2010


Afro-Squad's Classy Lady 
Amateur Web Goddess, Oasis
Oasis Amateur 

Oasis, how are you doing tonight?
Today's the day after Christmas and we had a full day yesterday.  I'm recovering :)  Sitting on the couch with the laptop, answering some email and watching my Patriots on Monday Night Football.

So where do you live now-a-days?
We're in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.  We spend most of our time here, with trips once a month or so out to Las Vegas, Phoenix or Southern California.  We usually also take a couple big trips a year - in the winter to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and in the summer we try to alternate and
visit new places.  This summer we're going to try to do a big trip up the east coast from Miami to Boston.

Can you describe and average work day to us?  When do you get up, what do you do in your spare time, how do you prepare for work?
I think my average day is actually pretty mundane.  I don't have a regular job, which is pretty nice, so my schedule is pretty flexible but I do try to stick to a regular schedule just to make sure I get some work done.  I usually get up about 8:00 and take my dog for a three mile walk.  Then, as I eat breakfast I go through the email that'd come through overnight.  I'll usually spend about an hour answering the most pressing emails.  Depending on the day, I'll edit pictures for an update to my main website, cum2oasis.com, or for one of our other sites (we also run a strickly party site, realorgyparties, a stricktly interracial site, oasiswentblack, and a couple sites for friends of ours like kinkykacey.com).  I try to get an update on one of our sites every day, and my main site at least three times  a week. 

Do you follow the news at all?  If so, what do you think about our troops overseas?
I go through phases.  Right now, I'm off the news (I decided I was spending way too much time reading cnn.com in the mornings).  I most definitely support our troops - I have a couple good friends in Iraq right now and my brother was in the military for a good number of years (he was over for the
first war).  I don't particularly support the war, and I don't care much for Bush...

Is there anything you would like to say to those troops?
Just to be careful and come back safe.  Hopefully sooner rather than later.

We recently e-mailed Jenna Jameson and she told us she was working a business deal with Mike Tyson.  What would you think about doing a scene with Iron Mike?
No thanks.  He's not my type.  (well, from what I know about him anyway).  I actually prefer your average guy to your body-builder or celebrity.  Give me a cute computer geek any day :)

We also do a lot of interviews with professional wrestlers.  Have you ever been a wrestling fan?
No.  professional wrestling is too much of a soap opera for me :)

What has been your favorite video to film?
Our videos aren't really "professional" ... so its not really like filming.  we're out having a good time, and we just happen to have a video camera running.  There are very few of our scenes that are scripted at all... and I have to say that the ones that are scripted are my least favorite.  Lucky for me that we're so spontaneous!! 

What has been your favorite party?
Again, its very hard to pick just one!!  We did a party in New Orleans a few years ago at one of my favorite bars and had about 150 people there, including 30 or so other webgirls.  That was a blast... 

Who have been your favorite people to work with?
I don't really work with professional pOrn stars.  Probably as close as I could get would be a couple scenes I did with Rodney Moore.  I really dig him because he shoots gonzo and is a lot of fun.  I've shot a whole lot with cathy from cathyscraving.com... not only is she a lot of fun to work with, but she's also one of my favorite people on the planet. 

Is there anyone you don't like working with?
The great thing about what I do is that I don't shoot with anyone I don't like :)  I only do what i want to do and when i want to do it.  Because I'm not shooting, I'm having fun.  If i meet up with someone with the intention  of shooting with him/her, and then don't like them, then I don't shoot.

I've read a lot of reviews and fan blogs, and it seems that you have a huge following.  Is there anything you would like to say to your fans?
Come on out and party sometime!!

Do some people get jealous of your success?  What do your neighbors think of your career?
My neighbors gave me a little bit of crap after our last big party because too many people were parked in our cul-de-sac, but other than that we haven't had any problems here in Havasu.  Pretty much everyone in town knows who we are and what we do.  But no one really cares, which is one of the reasons we've lived here for the last five years.  we still have a "wild west" attitude where people tend to stay out of other people's business.

What do you think of Afro-Squad.com? 
Oh, I LOVE it :)

Have you checked out our Pimp of the Year pictures?
Who do you think should be Afro-Squad's 2007 Pimp of the Year?
Snoop for sure!  I need to get my dog to grow his hair like that :)

Can you tell us about the "win a date" with Oasis contest?
Its a chance for regular guys out there, my fans (haha), to shoot with me if they're interested.  they need to read my rules and fill out my stud application (at http://cum2oasis.com/stud.htm), and then if I like what they have to say, and their pic, and they can come to where I'm at, they get the chance to come out and have dinner, and most likely even more!

So where do you see yourself in 10 years?  Will you be entertaining male fans in front of the screen when you hit 30? 
Oh, I've already hit 30.  working on the big 3-5 now!  who knows what I'll be doing in 10 years.  If we're still having fun with the site, then we'll still be doing the site.  What we do is all about having a good time.

We get to see a lot of the "dirty" Oasis, but can you tell us a little bit about your sweeter side?  Do you cry at sad movies, volunteer, or give money to charity?
We did a benefit here in town to raise money for all the pets displaced by hurricane Katrina.  We raised $1,500 for the best friends animal society and their rescue efforts.  not a whole lot of money, but it was our first time doing something like that and we've already committed to make it an annual event to raise money for animal shelters and rescue programs... 

Are you a different person when you back home with the family, or are you always the same person we see on the DVDs?
I'll tell you a story.  About six years ago I was driving my sister home from Christmas dinner at my grandmother's.  i don't know exactly what we were talking about, but I told her about our lifestyle and the website.  I expected her to be shocked ... but all she said was "oh, I'm not surprised".  I don't talk sex or parties or p0rn with my family, but my personality doesn't change.

Before I let you go, do you have any questions for the guys at Afro-Squad?
How do I get to be a Afro-Squad???  :)

A Afro-Squad just represents the stuff that guys love.  Since guys already love you, consider yourself an honorary Afro-Squad. Well thanks for the interview.  I wish you the best of luck in life.


 


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      Miss Classy Lady Hall of Fame:
Afro-Squad's freedom council,
Red Ninja, Jim Bucko, and Ben Autobot recently met to decide who should be apart of the Afro-Squad Hall of Fame.  All of these entrees were voluntarily featured on this page anywhere between 1997 and today.  We feel that these entrees helped make this page great. 

angelaAngela was one of our first Classy Ladies.  This goth superstar was also one of the first babes to send us a fan photo.  This photo is from when Afro-Squad was run under another name.  Yes, back in the day we had a different editor and another name.  Still though, they don't get much hotter than Angela. 

Anna MalAnna was one of the hottest babes in early Afro-Squad history.  She received hundreds of votes to become Miss Classy Lady, and she was also a regular participant in our monthly pimp parties.  For all of her participation at Afro-Squad, Anna is one of our first inductees in the Classy Lady Hall of Fame! 

Ayme Jo Wood joined our Miss Classy Lady page when she was only seventeen.  She and her mom were big time supporters of the site, and she did all that she could to promote our site.  Ayme moved on to bigger and better things, and we'd like to honor her with this induction into the Classy Lady Hall of Fame. 

Brianna LaneBrianna Lane was one of the first adult models to appear on our non-nude site.  She had a huge following among Afro-Squad fans, and she received hundreds of votes for Miss Classy Lady.  Congrats Brianna on your induction to our Hall of Fame. 

Julie Ann Gerhard

Julie Ann Gerhard no longer offers her free website to the net, but in its heyday juliemodel.com was one of the most popular websites around.  She recently posed for American Curves Magazine, and she was one of the first girls featured in our American Girls Gallery.    

Darion Michaels, JessicaDarion was one of the first winners of the Miss Classy Lady monthly award, she signed our guestbooks, and she took fan pictures for us... there is no doubt that she deserves a place in the Miss Classy Lady Hall of Fame!  Current rumors tell us she is a mother in Indiana, and other fans have spotted her working at Hooters.    

Bobbi BillardBobbi Billard was one of our first big name models to appear on this site.  She was also one of the first truly top heavy girls to be featured on this page.  At a time where Afro-Squad was just a small unknown site, she jumped on board and made us what we are today.  That deserves a spot in the Afro-Squad Classy Lady Hall of Fame. 

Cindy PucciCindy was one the first professional models to appear on Afro-Squad.  Although we had scores of beautiful amateur babes, Cindy was the one big fish in a little pond.  Over the course of 3 years on our site, she collected over 3,000 votes in our Miss Classy Lady contest.  That's a lot of votes!  

Cami has been involved with this website for almost six years.  She is one of the most attractive and multi talented girls we have ever met.   She's done interviews, sent fan pics, and signed our guestbook.  Thanks for being there for us Cami.  You are a great addition to our Hall of Fame.  

Cindy James

Cindy did an interview with us and she was a regular in signing our guestbook.  She also got a ton of votes for Miss Classy Lady.  The bottom line is that we just liked Cindy, so we selected her for the Hall of Fame.  Now can you dig that, sucka?


Afro-Squad Zoo opens in Harlem
by Sexy Tiana
     
Are you bored of the same old tired zoos with the usual weak sauce animals?  Well it is about time that you visit the Afro-Squad Zoo in South Harlem. 
   "We've got the wildest variety of funky fresh animals!" Claims
AfroSquad's CrazyMan. 
     "Other zoos have problems gettin' the pandas to breed," states AfroSquad's
$nowMan. "But our Pandas be doin' it almost every night.  Sometimes they are gettin' busy with all sorts of other bears too."
     The Afro-Squad Zoo is the first of its kind to deliver such an array of cool animals.  "We have yeti, the loch ness monster, and even a variety of wild South American hoes on display." 
     The zoo also had feral
Afro Dogs as well as Ninja Cats.       
     "One time the Ninja Cats and Afro Dogs got loose.  It resulted in a fight of biblical proportions.  Many ninjas and pimps knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"  claims
Calvin Nottaperv.
       


The History of NinjaPimp

     NinjaPimp started out as a website about professional wrestling.  At one point, a deal was reached with several top Internet models to be featured on the site.  Once there were boobs on the site, the popularity went through the roof.  Pretty soon the site was dedicated to "Classy Ladies." 
     The site quickly hit 300 unique visitors a day.  At that point, the it also started featuring articles about pimps, ninja, and mullets.  Those were also extremely popular.  The site was soon featured in Maxim Magazine.  The site's authors loved the attention, but the increased visitors (over 1,000 uniques a day) and overloaded the bandwidth capabilities. 
     That's when the web domain Afro-Squad was purchased, and ownership shifted to a team of ninja and pimps.  Ever since then it has been strait ahead.