Quote of the Month: "Yeah
and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski."
The Big Lebowski
Promotion by Power K. Pusher
a hot babe? Do you want to promote your website? Do you
have a digital camera? Well then let's make a deal! Send
Afro-Squad a picture of you holding a fan sign and we'll do our best
to promote your website! How easy is that? Just
send us a fan picture and we'll hook you up!
Birth Name: Jenna Marie Massoli
April 9, 1974
Las Vegas, Nevada
Quote: "I had major self-esteem
problems. I was always trying to outdo myself. I felt like I had to
prove myself constantly, because I felt alone. Lonely. And I wanted
everyone to love me."
Jenna was first featured on this Afro-Squad in Oct 2001. Since our
initial interview with Jenna, we have only been in contact with her
Public affairs people.
what you are thinking, how did we get Oasis to grace the pages of
Afro-Squad? I will be honest with you,
we paid her a lot of money! In return she did an awesome
interview. One so hot that it would take a bag of kitty litter in
your pants to soak up what's going on down there.
We also have a profile on Jenna
Jameson, select the first ten entrants into the Miss Classy Lady Hall of
Fame, have a great story about Pimp Juice, and we tell you all about our
Afro-Squad Zoo. Rahul
Afro-Squad Army, est. 2010
Afro-Squad's Classy Lady
Amateur Web Goddess, Oasis
Oasis, how are you doing tonight?
Today's the day after Christmas and we had a full day yesterday. I'm
recovering :) Sitting on the couch with the laptop, answering some
email and watching my Patriots on Monday Night Football.
So where do you live now-a-days?
We're in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. We spend most of our time here,
with trips once a month or so out to Las Vegas, Phoenix or Southern
California. We usually also take a couple big trips a year - in the
winter to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and in the summer we try to
visit new places. This summer we're going to try to do a big trip up
the east coast from Miami to Boston.
Can you describe and average work day to us? When do you get up,
what do you do in your spare time, how do you prepare for work? I think my average day is actually pretty mundane. I don't have a
regular job, which is pretty nice, so my schedule is pretty flexible but
I do try to stick to a regular schedule just to make sure I get some
work done. I usually get up about 8:00 and take my dog for a three mile
walk. Then, as I eat breakfast I go through the email that'd come
through overnight. I'll usually spend about an hour answering the most
pressing emails. Depending on the day, I'll edit pictures for an update
to my main website, cum2oasis.com, or for one of our other sites (we
also run a strickly party site, realorgyparties, a stricktly interracial
site, oasiswentblack, and a couple sites for friends of ours like
kinkykacey.com). I try to get an update on one of our sites every day,
and my main site at least three times a week.
you follow the news at all? If so, what do you think about our troops
I go through phases. Right now, I'm off the news (I decided I was
spending way too much time reading cnn.com in the mornings). I most
definitely support our troops - I have a couple good friends in Iraq
right now and my brother was in the military for a good number of years
(he was over for the
first war). I don't particularly support the war, and I don't care much
Is there anything you would like to say to those troops? Just to be careful and come back safe. Hopefully sooner rather than
We recently e-mailed Jenna Jameson and she told us she was working a
business deal with Mike Tyson. What would you think about doing a scene
with Iron Mike? No thanks. He's not my type. (well, from what I know about him
anyway). I actually prefer your average guy to your body-builder or
celebrity. Give me a cute computer geek any day :)
We also do a lot of interviews with professional wrestlers. Have you
ever been a wrestling fan? No. professional wrestling is too much of a soap opera for me :)
What has been your favorite video to film? Our videos aren't really "professional" ... so its not really like
filming. we're out having a good time, and we just happen to have a
video camera running. There are very few of our scenes that are
scripted at all... and I have to say that the ones that are scripted are
my least favorite. Lucky for me that we're so spontaneous!!
What has been your favorite party? Again, its very hard to pick just one!! We did a party in New
Orleans a few years ago at one of my favorite bars and had about 150
people there, including 30 or so other webgirls. That was a blast...
Who have been your favorite people to work with? I don't really work with professional pOrn stars. Probably as close
as I could get would be a couple scenes I did with Rodney Moore. I
really dig him because he shoots gonzo and is a lot of fun. I've shot a
whole lot with cathy from cathyscraving.com... not only is she a lot of
fun to work with, but she's also one of my favorite people on the
Is there anyone you don't like working with? The great thing about what I do is that I don't shoot with anyone I
don't like :) I only do what i want to do and when i want to do it.
Because I'm not shooting, I'm having fun. If i meet up with someone
with the intention of shooting with him/her, and then don't like
them, then I don't shoot.
I've read a lot of reviews and fan blogs, and it seems that you have
a huge following. Is there anything you would like to say to your fans? Come on out and party sometime!!
Do some people get jealous of your success? What do your neighbors
think of your career? My neighbors gave me a little bit of crap after our last big party
because too many people were parked in our cul-de-sac, but other than
that we haven't had any problems here in Havasu. Pretty much everyone
in town knows who we are and what we do. But no one really cares, which
is one of the reasons we've lived here for the last five years. we
still have a "wild west" attitude where people tend to stay out of other
What do you think of Afro-Squad.com? Oh, I LOVE it :)
Have you checked out our
Pimp of the Year
Who do you think should be Afro-Squad's 2007 Pimp of the Year? Snoop for sure! I need to get my dog to grow his hair like that :)
Can you tell us about the "win a date" with Oasis contest? Its a chance for regular guys out there, my fans (haha), to shoot
with me if they're interested. they need to read my rules and fill out
my stud application (at http://cum2oasis.com/stud.htm), and then if I
like what they have to say, and their pic, and they can come to where
I'm at, they get the chance to come out and have dinner, and most likely
So where do you see yourself in 10 years? Will you be entertaining
male fans in front of the screen when you hit 30? Oh, I've already hit 30. working on the big 3-5 now! who knows
what I'll be doing in 10 years. If we're still having fun with the
site, then we'll still be doing the site. What we do is all about
having a good time.
We get to see a lot of the "dirty" Oasis, but can you tell us a
little bit about your sweeter side? Do you cry at sad movies,
volunteer, or give money to charity? We did a benefit here in town to raise money for all the pets
displaced by hurricane Katrina. We raised $1,500 for the best friends
animal society and their rescue efforts. not a whole lot of money, but
it was our first time doing something like that and we've already
committed to make it an annual event to raise money for animal shelters
and rescue programs...
Are you a different person when you back home with the family, or are
you always the same person we see on the DVDs? I'll tell you a story. About six years ago I was driving my sister
home from Christmas dinner at my grandmother's. i don't know exactly
what we were talking about, but I told her about our lifestyle and the
website. I expected her to be shocked ... but all she said was "oh, I'm
not surprised". I don't talk sex or parties or p0rn with my family, but
my personality doesn't change.
Before I let you go, do you have any questions for the guys at
Afro-Squad? How do I get to be a Afro-Squad??? :)
A Afro-Squad just represents the stuff that guys love. Since
guys already love you, consider yourself an honorary Afro-Squad. Well
thanks for the interview. I wish you the best of luck in life.
Classy Lady Hall of Fame:
Jim Bucko, and Ben
Autobot recently met to decide who should be apart of the Afro-Squad
Hall of Fame. All of these entrees were voluntarily featured on
this page anywhere between 1997 and today. We feel that these
entrees helped make this page great.
was one of our first Classy Ladies. This goth superstar was also
one of the first babes to send us a fan photo. This photo is
from when Afro-Squad was run under another name. Yes, back in the
day we had a different editor and another name. Still though,
they don't get much hotter than Angela.
was one of the hottest babes in early Afro-Squad history. She
received hundreds of votes to become Miss Classy Lady, and she was
also a regular participant in our monthly pimp parties. For all
of her participation at Afro-Squad, Anna is one of our first inductees
in the Classy Lady Hall of Fame!
Jo Wood joined our Miss Classy Lady page when she was only seventeen.
She and her mom were big time supporters of the site, and she did all
that she could to promote our site. Ayme moved on to bigger and
better things, and we'd like to honor her with this induction into the
Classy Lady Hall of Fame.
Lane was one of the first adult models to appear on our non-nude site.
She had a huge following among Afro-Squad fans, and she received
hundreds of votes for Miss Classy Lady. Congrats Brianna on your
induction to our Hall of Fame.
Julie Ann Gerhard no longer offers her free website to the net, but in
its heyday juliemodel.com was one of the most popular websites around.
She recently posed for American Curves Magazine, and she was one of
the first girls featured in our American Girls Gallery.
was one of the first winners of the Miss Classy Lady monthly award,
she signed our guestbooks, and she took fan pictures for us... there
is no doubt that she deserves a place in the Miss Classy Lady Hall of
Fame! Current rumors tell us she is a mother in Indiana, and
other fans have spotted her working at Hooters.
Billard was one of our first big name models to appear on this site.
She was also one of the first truly top heavy girls to be featured on
this page. At a time where Afro-Squad was just a small unknown
site, she jumped on board and made us what we are today. That
deserves a spot in the Afro-Squad Classy Lady Hall of Fame.
was one the first professional models to appear on Afro-Squad.
Although we had scores of beautiful amateur babes, Cindy was the one
big fish in a little pond. Over the course of 3 years on our
site, she collected over 3,000 votes in our Miss Classy Lady contest.
That's a lot of votes!
Cami has been involved with this website for almost six years.
She is one of the most attractive and multi talented girls we have
ever met. She's done interviews, sent fan pics, and signed
our guestbook. Thanks for being there for us Cami. You are
a great addition to our Hall of Fame.
Cindy did an interview with us and she was a regular in signing our
guestbook. She also got a ton of votes for Miss Classy Lady.
The bottom line is that we just liked Cindy, so we selected her for
the Hall of Fame. Now can you dig that, sucka?
opens in Harlem
by Sexy Tiana
Are you bored of the same old
tired zoos with the usual weak sauce animals? Well it is about
time that you visit the Afro-Squad Zoo in South Harlem.
"We've got the wildest variety of funky fresh animals!" Claims
"Other zoos have problems gettin' the pandas to breed,"
"But our Pandas be doin' it almost every night. Sometimes they
are gettin' busy with all sorts of other bears too."
The Afro-Squad Zoo is the first of its kind to deliver
such an array of cool animals. "We have yeti, the loch ness
monster, and even a variety of wild South American hoes on display."
The zoo also had feral
as well as
"One time the Ninja Cats and Afro Dogs got loose.
It resulted in a fight of biblical proportions. Many
ninjas and pimps knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the
Slor that day, I can tell you!" claims
The History of
NinjaPimp started out as a
website about professional wrestling. At one point, a deal was
reached with several top Internet models to be featured on the site.
Once there were boobs on the site, the popularity went through the
roof. Pretty soon the site was dedicated to "Classy Ladies."
The site quickly hit 300 unique visitors a day. At
that point, the it also started featuring articles about pimps, ninja,
and mullets. Those were also extremely popular. The site was soon
featured in Maxim Magazine. The site's authors loved the attention,
but the increased visitors (over 1,000 uniques a day) and overloaded
the bandwidth capabilities.
That's when the web domain Afro-Squad was purchased, and
ownership shifted to a team of ninja and pimps. Ever since then it
has been strait ahead.