Quote of the Month:
"Carry
a cane to keep them sane, cause crazy hoes make no dough."
Bad Boy Ike Pimpcostumes.com
Missy Taylor Profile
Age : 20
Eyes : Grayish Blue
Hair : Brunette
Height : 5'1"
Weight : 98
Bust : 34 B
Waist : 23"
Hips : 32"
Shoe Size
: 5
Star Profile Kami Andrews: This
month we're going to let Kami tell about herself. "I am in my
twenties. I travel back and forth from Pittsburgh to LA. I hate
talking on the phone. I am single! I am originally from Florida,
but have made my home in the suburbs of Pittsburgh. My birthday
is March first. I model full time (I get asked that a lot) It
has been a roller coaster, but every day that I am in this
business I am grateful for the opportunity to do something I
love and get paid for it! What I look for in a man varies by my
mood. The first thing that attracts me though is manners!"
Source: Kamiland.com
Lobsterman in 2008 We at NinjaPimp would like to say that we
support "Lobsterman" Jeff Costa in his bid for president in 2008. Way to
go L-Man.
Ladies and
Gentlemen,
Issue three
features more amazing poop than you can shake a stinky shoe at.
First, we interview TNA's Roxxie Laveaux. We also got the new AfroSquad
Movie online. Most importantly, we do an interview with the Taylor
Twins. We also profile
Kami Andrews,
who we
interview (along with Cali and Cherish) in issue 13. This is a
great issue. By the way, if you like these twins, make sure to check
out the
Potter twins interview!
Missy and Mandee Taylor
NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview NinjaPimp says, "What a set!"
Hello Mandee and
Missy. How are you two doing today?
Missy:I'm doing great! Mandee: Fine.
Can you tell the fans
what you are wearing right now?
Missy: A t-shirt and tiny boy shorts, I just
woke up. Mandee: A jean mini skirt, black tank top and a black Element
hoodie with pink letters on the front.
And how old are you?
Missy: Just turned 20 on July 31st! :) Happy
belated birthday to us!
So you have your own
website, but didn't you just graduate high school?
Missy: Well, we graduated a couple years ago
actually, but yes Mandee and I do have our own website! I'm very
excited about it!
Is it weird going from
high school to being internet models?
Missy: Well, actually I had a job before being
an internet model...Hooters waitress :) So I kind of had some time to
get used to being looked at as a sexual being. (Laughs).
Phil-Flash is in
charge of your site. Who is Phil Flash?
Missy: Hmm, this is a pretty deep question
(Laughs). I'm afraid I do not know the "inner" Phil yet, so far he's
perverted and cruel to us models! Just kidding. He's actually very
nice, and extremely fun to work with, although I am waiting for one of
these shopping trips the other models talk about being so much fun! Mandee: He's Phil...he's pretty cool, if you like that kinda
thing....Just kidding! We came to work with him through Roxxie.
What do your future
plans include? What are your career plans?
Missy: For the present future, I plan on doing
more and more sets for the site, I can't wait for the holidays
approaching. Oooh, I have some good ideas! Eventually though, lets
get serious for a minute :) I want to go back to school, and I'm
seriously thinking about becoming a vet. Then again, I am thinking
about interior design also. I know, two very different fields. I'll
have to pick one someday. Mandee: Not sure...I mean, tomorrow, I plan to wake up and
probably do something with the day....I don't know about career
plans...I like to think I have a little time to settle on that
decision.
Are you fraternal
twins?
Missy: No, we are identical twins! People are
always assuming that we are not twins, or that we're fraternal because
we don't look exactly alike to a T anymore. Identical twins are two
babies that are from one egg splitting in half. All our DNA is the
same. However, lifestyle and such can change your height, weight,
hair etc. If we had our hair exactly alike, I bet nobody could tell
us apart. (aside from the tattoos, little freckles etc.) Mandee: You can't tell us apart, but right now I think anyone
could tell us apart, then again, people still get confused....people
today at work were confused as to who I was...they thought I was missy
and that I myself wasn't there then I was like "No- I'm me" and
they're like "Oh, well where's Missy?" I'm like, "uhh she's not here
tonight."...haha.
No wonder people get
confused. Ok, now to high school. Did y'all party a lot in high
school? Got any good party secrets about each other?
Missy: Oooh yes I partied a LOT throughout high
school. I used to be into clubs and raves, I was a bad bad girl back
then, party wise I mean. Nowadays I'm more bad, um, privately? I'm
actually kind of over it by now to be honest with you. I occasionally
party nowadays, but I'm more into spending time with my dogs, relaxing
with good friends, being online, cooking for sure! Mandee: Ehh... You know everyone's done some partying here or
there etc etc...but I'm not a partier at all now...I might drink maybe
like, four times a year if that...it makes me feel like crap
Can you tell us a
little about your website? (www.taylortwins.com)
Missy: It's me and Mandee, identical twin
sisters in hot hot poses! You may not believe your eyes! It definitely
borders on some of the sister/sister morals. Some of it of course is
torture from Phil. Mandee: Well, It's an NN site...with twins...the only one with
twins actually...So that's pretty cool that we're the first ones. :)
2 picture updates a week, journal updates at least once a week and
video updates....pretty cool. I think NN is better than nude because
it leaves some mystery which is way hotter than just getting what you
want. :)
Is this a PG-13 site?
If not, what rating would you give it?
Missy: Definitely not! I've
actually had people complain to me that they didn't see the 18+ on the
start of our website...and they didn't know how explicit it was. etc.
I'd say it's definitely rated R. Maybe even X, but not XXX because
it's not THAT hardcore.
Mandee: I'd say no...at least rated R..we're over 18 so everyone
looking at us half naked should be too.
Missy: I can hook you all up for a sisters
pillow fight or something. I just saw the potter twins on your
ninjapimp.com site, they are HOT! and the cherish twins, well they
are pretttty hardcore, but a pillow fight wouldn't be so bad ;) Mandee: Haven't considered it.....aren't they in p0rn? We're
not in p0rn....we're more like sexy "mature content," I'd say.
Yeah, I guess they are
a little more "adult." A pillow fight between two sets of twins would
still be awesome If not the pillow fight, then what other projects
are you working on? What are your hobbies?
Missy: Currently we are just focusing on our
website since it just started, project wise. My hobbies: Cooking,
taking my dogs to the dog park, sewing, occasionally going out
dancing, definitely taking pictures! My camera comes almost
everywhere with me :) Mandee: Hhmm...I dunno about all that...but my hobbies well, I
guess I could have a number of "hobbies" ranging from drawing to
sewing....doing makeup, I dunno...anything creative.
Have you ever checked
out Afro-Squad.com? What do
you think of the site?
Missy:
It's an awesome site! You gotta love a site with pics of hot girls,
and interviews! Mandee:
Fcuk, I love it. It really turns me on. It is the greatest site
ever. I actually once slept with KrazyMan. He is great in bed. It
is that gigantic wiener!
I liked Mandee's
answer better. On another topic: Do you have anything else to say
to your fans?
Missy: I'm having so much fun with our website,
I can't wait to add more sexy/fun photos to it! Thank you so very
much to everyone who likes our stuff and has such sweet things to say
:) Mandee: Thanks to everyone who loves/supports our site and I'd
like to let you all know that we really do appreciate it and you're
awesome!
We
recently interviewed April Hunter. I know you've wrestled her. What do you
think of April? Well,
April is the reason I am a professional wrestler. She was the one who
talked me into giving it a try and since that day I haven’t stopped! I
think April is a great wrestler and has a great look. I think any promoter
would benefit having her apart of their roster.
What
is your ultimate goal in wrestling? My ultimate goal is to kick ass and enjoy every minute I am in the ring! Of
course there is WWE or TNA but ultimately you only live once and why spend the
time doing something you don’t love and enjoy.
What
would you consider your favorite match?
I’ve had so many great opportunities it’s hard to pick just one match. You
learn so much from each one. If I have to pick just one it would be my
match against Susan Greene. She’s been wrestling for close to 30 years.
I learned so much just in that match!
Compared to other female wrestlers, how do you rate yourself? I think
we are all pretty equal. I don’t see anyone as better or less than me.
All of us have different talents and when you can bring those talents together
they make for a great match.
What
do you think of other female wrestlers? Maybe you can tell us your thoughts on
Chyna, Trish Stratus, and Tracy Brooks. I think any girl that can get in the ring in front of a crowd and take the
onslaught of the crowd’s comments is a hero. Not only that but just get in
there and show everyone that girls are good wrestlers too. It’s an amazing
thing.
As for Chyna, she was a pioneer for the girls. She wasn’t some Barbie
doll or super model. She was a bodybuilder and she got in there and gave the
guys a run for their money. She was my hero! Trish Stratus is great! You
saw her first as the valet to T&A (Test and Albert). Then through the years you
see her progress into the wrestler she is today. She’s done an amazing job and
it motivates me. I see how she worked hard and it paid off.
I’ve actually had the honor to wrestle Tracy a couple times. I enjoy
watching her matches and I’m so proud and happy to see how far wrestling has
taken her. She totally deserves it!
What got you interested in wrestling?
I’ve always watched wrestling. It was a family thing to sit down and watch
wrestling. Then as I got older my mom would bring me to Boston Garden to see
the shows. But, I always just thought the wrestlers just showed up and
wrestled. I had no idea there was actual training for this sort of thing.
So, one of my buddies asked for me to go to Killer Kowalski’s Wrestling
Institution with him and I did. From there I met April Hunter and the rest is
history.
Where
do you see yourself in five years?
Kicking ass of course!
What's your favorite TV show and what do you do for fun? I love ESPN’s Cold Pizza and Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends on Cartoon
Network. Lol. I love cartoons! Thank you God for making Cartoon Network! Lol.
For fun I love going to the gym, movies, reading comics (yes I love
comics too!), and just having fun! Oh yea! And watching wrestling tapes and
DVDs!
Do
you have any workout tips for us?
Don’t call it dieting! It’s limiting your food intake. And, give yourself one
meal a week to have whatever you want. But, only one meal! It helps you stay
dedicated to your limited food intake. J
Is
there anything you would like to say to your fans? I’d
like to thank each and every one of them. They are always so great to me!
Thank you for your support!
Have
you ever seen our site before? What do you think of NinjaPimp? I think you guys are great! I’m honored to do the interview with
Afro-Squad!
I’m sure I’ll make all the other chick wrestlers jealous! J
What's something not many people know about you? Normally, it’s the comic book thing. No one ever suspects I’m THAT much of a
dork but I totally am! I love comics!
Well,
thanks for the interview... it has been fun!
Michigan Offers OTIS
by William Bedford
Tired
of wondering if your date is a convicted criminal with a record? Well it sounds
like you better move to Michigan. The state has decided to open all of its
criminal records to the entire internet. In fact, you can go to their website
and search by name, age, sex, race, or even tattoo description.
The program is called OTIS, the Offender Tracking Information System.
"This makes dating so much more enjoyable," says Jennifer Kowalchuk of
Frederic Michigan. "I can just search by name and find out if my date is a
freak."
"You can even find Marshall "Eminem" Mathers on the site," stated Bill
Dundee of Lavonia. "He has three separate weapons charges."
To find out more about Eminem's criminal status, or search of other
offenders, check out the site by
clicking here.